this game makes me want to perform bottom surgery on myself

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqLN... Oh so thats why it feels so weird they changed how matchmaking works I was S+2 for most modes in splat 2 got to S+ in splat 3 early on have been stuck inbetween S and S+ since returning to the game about a year ago or so (possibly less idk)

Marie Monday

I've now (pretty much) got an hours worth of Marie Splatoon ASMR on my MP3 player, in case you wanted to know how much I love Marie

S rank teammates once again playing 1000 times better than the S+ rank up teammates, i literally don't know what the fuck im supposed to do, where are my teammates brains? why do they remove them before playing??? JUMP TO ME IM A BACKLINER BEHIND COVER!!!!!! STOP WALKING FROM SPAWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

smoking that shit that makes me talk in hands

managed to find the earthbound halloween hack and wow this is like if Toby Fox made Lisa the painful (way before Lisa was made i know) but also the game is made of like sticks and glue and seems to expect me to just bash my head against everything fun

seeing a neat looking touhou fan game on steam and then having the slow realisation whilst watching the trailer it uses AI art and i just think that sucks so god damn much like I'd much rather fucked up "ZUN is drunk again" art as opposed to AI slop, get drunk and draw god damn it!

just remembered a weird dream i had involving Gaster where it was like i was looking at his face and it looked real and he said in wingdings (with his talk noise) "It's all the same. Very, very interesting" and I then woke up sweating and it was just really weird

wife too soft, can’t get out of bed, crushed by Marie body pillow, all of my bones broken

wife on da computer

i find it sad that the art of numbers in a username seems to have died out, i guess that makes me old, its all weird plays on names and jokes no more big numbers because they're cool, talk about messed up

sometimes ur a wolf girl and sometimes ur a cat girl but like never a puppy girl, to be a puppy girl is to be owned and i am not owned by anyone

we win :)

The Splatooners

no Marie fan but i got agent 2 from the god damn catalog, okay fine close enough it’s still Marie related so ok sure

she tricolour on my fest til i splat

won two more 100x battles, sorry the balance of win to lose is way off i’ll go and lose 100 normal battles now im so sorry for being good at splatoon :)

lost a 100x battle just to balance things out, you can thank me later

won a 100x battle because i’m hella epic gamer and swag

the mistake of splatfest is to aim for wins, the real goal is to grind as many shells and sheldon tickets on weapons so you can gamble it’s all about that gambling!

i’m going explosher mode *gets two indirect and then immediately explodes*

me and wife are orange :3

egg #deltarune

These drawings are pissing me off.... I'm the original Starwalker

HOLY SHIT WHY IS SPLATOON 3 IN 60 FPS WTF THIS IS INSANE im so used to it stuttering and stuff wtf!

ive got to say the switch 2 feels really good to hold in handheld mode, switch 1 always felt a little eh, my right joycon used to disconnect as well, steam deck is good but very bulky, i need more time to see what switch 2 is like but seems like it might be my new portable game console

realising i have to wait like 2 weeks for splatoon raiders so i have a switch 2 with just switch 1 games and i think thats really funny, i guess I'll just play splatoon 3 and monster hunter... maybe i should get kirby air riders

shiver trying to sell the exploration bot after splatoon raiders

GAY SEX GAY SWITCH 2 SEX HOT SWITCHES EATING BEANS

unbanned

Summer Nights Marie #Splatoon #MarieSplatoon #SplatoonSummerNights #Nintendo

my son mega man 3

eating lime poppadoms and drinking lime pepsi yeah thats right, im going lime mode feeling very green rn

finally getting a switch 2 and ive preordered splatoon raiders, yes the physical version because like funny cartridge lmao

old pokemon game only has a boy protagonist? turn 'em butch

#deltarune5chapter #splatoon #agent4 #mariesplatoon . So this is the scene that made me lose my mind

Marie at the beach do y'all think this is like hanging out near a volcano for inklings #Splatoon

Watched the Splat Raiders direct, was already sold on the game and i’m even more sold now, just a big ass single player splatoon game is so peak, super excited

bro you gotta get out of the SHELTER dude

wallace from pokemon was so cunt, like he didn’t need to slay that hard, girl ur literally a water gym leader just chill wait he’s the champion now, oh my mistake, please continue

i want to look like testament guilty gear and also these two pictures of the crow because like that’s gender af

sol badthey

Marie (Updated version) #Splatoon

just learnt there’s unique egg dialogue i missed in chapter 5 (the man acknowledges that this is the final egg and you have them all) guess who got the chapter 3 egg and then didn’t finish the chapter because they thought they had to win against the knight again (it’s me oops lol)

just need to say I love Deltarune chapter 5 and its very Touhou which makes me very happy I won't post due to spoilers but there is a very obvious reference in an item that Susie wears which I absolutely love