Pour one out for the Boynton Dental Clinic, where I managed to overstay my welcome for 15 years

“the dow jones is over 5,000” bondi 2.0

im giving china 72 hours before they take taiwan what is the website where i can cash in on the horrors

guess we know who’s getting the prized appointment to Defender of the Western Hemisphere Shield Blankie Fuck Plane Monitor position

As I understand it, Noam keeps her fuck buddy, her fuck plane, and her fucking salary, but loses oversight, so I am not celebrating.

Twin Cities pals: which local news is the least awful? I’m at the end of my patience with Julie Nelson’s nightly pearl-clutching at @kare11.bsky.social but the kstp and wcco are complete trash and i inherently don’t trust any fox news

Amazing work by the Americans media to avoid the quagmire of “what happened in Iran 47 years ago”

Target: The Amy KloVichar of Big Box Retailers

hello I also have a mpls tshirt idea. All dollars raised will go to the community. I’m wondering if you know a place where I can design them and ppl can order them directly and I don’t have to deal with shipping tysm

why do we pay the MPD

the cream, made of elephant piss and steroids, was given to him by hhs secretary bobby fungus

don’t worry there is absolutely no plan

also take care of your alter ego, especially if your alter ego is Bong Rip Larry

hello polymarket can I bet from Minnesota because I have some bold ass predictions about @amyklobuchar.com and her impending all-time flaccid response to wwiii

Operation Epstein Fury

Iran: not in the Trump-Epstein Files

Counterpoint: @amyklobuchar.com lives for republican approval and brunch with Lindsey Graham

if you rt breaking news that’s over 8 hours old you go to bluesky timeout

first child named Signal wins

as I dust off the goofs to rally hyper-local improvisors for all of the reasons, I would like to note that nothing prepared me for 2026 more than spending a decade at HUGE Theater and it’s not close

has MPD started taking credit for decreased crime stats related to the entire city mobilizing to do their jobs for them

I called every one of your offices today @amyklobuchar.com Can’t wait to hear back about a single one of my concerns.

Who is this for? Go build some shit at the Doofus Valley Bible and Technical College.

what if he fired kash during the sotu and then it happened

dangdest thing, those Trump-Epstein files

What ppl aren’t realizing is just how many posts I don’t reply to

I understand everyone is mad at kash for using the jet to go watch sport and party with hockey boys instead of searching for Savanna Guthrie’s mother, but let’s not forget his first act as fbi director was to fire a bunch of high ranking career agents bc they weren’t white

I’m not a St. Paul patrol dad so this lifter puller hockey jersey will have to suffice

now that i see the fashion trend, i have to agree with my middle school gym teacher that wearing identical shoes of differing colorways is a stupid thing to do, but i maintain that switching one shoe with your buddy should not get you thrown out of class. that was excessive roger

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

i wanna know who paid Brett Kavanaugh’s bills and also is he in them files

congratulations John roberts you fucking did it

also the supreme court: anything this clown fuck does in office is legally protected so what we say doesn’t actually matter

what does it take to become a “peace officer” in mn? i could not and should not be hennepin county sheriff but neither should dawanna witt so let’s at least shake things up

I’ve heard of people moving to Minnesota after seeing the love we have for our neighbors, but what a lot of folks don’t understand is that when you relocate to MN you get a bonus reward: free, easy, consistent opportunities to dunk on our pos senior senator/soon-to-be pos governor @amyklobuchar.com

this is perfect comrade tripp made it youtu.be/3_VRGnw0tIg?...

I was able to watch this incredible speech by rep. Aisha Gomez without a facebook account and I recommend it

Proposed: if you work for ice you have to park your stupid ice vehicle three hundred yards up your own ass

President Epstein Rides Again

i have listened to the other four songs im aware of, but i draw the line at u2

not a tweet goes by that I don’t consider responding to with “im proud of you son”

the tech the left is excited about

Pretty quiet Presidents’ Day over at @amyklobuchar.com Is she actually visiting the Whipple or is this more of a brunch-with-wealthy-donors-from-all-corners-of-the-political-spectrum-including-fascists kind of holiday

finally used draft to simmer a banger about the tours guy

heard some loud, joyful spanish at the park today and held it together please clap

And Peter thiel believes the Antichrist is a real entity who can only be defeated by flop sweat and disconnected thoughts