*slaps hood* “we rounded the corners again so it’s actually new”

billion dollar idea: cool data centers with saltwater in a way that produces fresh water stay tuned

I know for sure @amyklobuchar.com is going to discuss president epsteins use of “war” and “full force” while touring Civility Country, right amy

Holy fucking shit is this absolute 🔥 Thank you @omarfatehmn.com for calling out Jacob Frey’s lies so clearly. And doing it when he’s sitting three feet from you? 😍

if you can’t get excited for the feud after hearing “im your man steve harvey” we can’t be friends

The plot twist is there actually have been like 8 or 9 raptures, you dipshits just weren’t good enough to go

the most important thing to know about Tylenol is release the epstein files

I’m very happy Kimmel is back. Disney/ABC/Hulu can continue fucking off.

I will say that it’s been nice to watch the crimes against humanity age pam bondi 30 years in six months. She knows what she’s doing and she knows it’s wrong.

Mayoral RCV forum at Solcana Fitness yesterday. We are so fortunate to have three incredible candidates for mayor. Be sure to rank @jazzformayor.bsky.social @dewayneforminneapolis.com @omarfatehmn.com Much gratitude to @aurinmpls.bsky.social for her endless work on behalf of our city.

hey siri give me a biblical quote that’s 25 syllables or less and justifies my bigotry

favorite Robert Redford fact: not on the Epstein list

“why do you keep hitting yourself in the face” i scream as i hit myself in the face

jfc i just nodded in agreement while reading a quote from Rafael Cruz

I don’t see any way we come to regret allowing leon to dig tunnels under major cities. the plan is airtight I will not be taking questions

Dutch late night TV has its take

in summary: president epstein gets to decide who says what on tv, per the free speech absolutists

white men are fragile af

*slaps hood* “congrats on finally being able to cut disney adults out of your life”

Here’s a list of everything owned by the Walt Disney Company, owner of ABC: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

breaking: @amyklobuchar.com approaching Collins-Level Concerned; may reconsider reaching across the aisle for brunch this week

just getting online did Kimmel get suspended for quoting him or what

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

I only regret that I had but one WaPo subscription to cancel over their bullshit & I already cancelled it over previous bullshit.

whatever damage mcafee is able to inflict on our queer and trans communities can be laid at the feet of Jacob fucking Frey

There are a multitude of extremely valid concerns about ai/ml yet most of them cannot addressed by refusing to learn the tools. Learning how the tools work, even at a 10,000 foot level, helps you operate in a world where people are using them, even if you’re not.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

do i need to pass the bar to do personal injury law or no

ilysm motorcycle couple on the parkway blasting “cat’s in the cradle” (ugly kid joe)

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Me, shitting on your foot: be civil or i will arrest you

it is fine to call for the deaths of anyone you dislike but anyone who quotes chuck with his own words should be fired and removed from society

it’s only simpering praise if it comes from the simpering region of your mom

I have yet to read a news story about chuck that quotes chuck.

hell yes i am a free speech warrior and hell no you are not allowed to hurt my feelings

honestly never thought I’d be asking this question: has anyone seen laura loomer

white on white crime is out of control in this country

and for their next trick, the gop will shove their heads up their own asses until they can find a way to pin this on someone who had the audacity to read books in high school

big takeaway: kash patel is laughably short

we’re just going to need to detain any white men under the age of 30 until we figure out what the hell is going on

of all the lessons currently being learned by the wrong people, probably the worst one is that the fbi has been rendered useless by firings and folks might be able to get away with whatever awful shit they want to do

A better world is possible

Holy hell:

my little catchphrase “imma rip off ur head and shit in the hole” is an endearing political strategy that will be sorely missed

Part of the statement from the children of Mark and Melissa Hortman who were gunned down in their home by a right wing political assassin. Their children asked people to "Love their neighbors" and "Treat people with kindness and respect." Beautiful thoughts.

what’s old president epstein gonna do this time

Maybe @amyklobuchar.com can drum up the courage to see the 4th amendment as a kitchen table issue hahaha jkjk that’s reserved for abandoning trans ppl

I am hereby inviting Bett Kavanaugh out for coffee. Let’s talk, you rat fuck.

Darren Aronofsky’s Cabin Boy