NAH BRO THIS EPISODE 16 OF DANDADAN WAS SO INSANE UGH I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH! TEARS BRO! THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!

NEW MERCH ON MY STORE !!! Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week! Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀 relativryan.com

AYO!!! 4 MORE ITEMS ADDED!! And you can get @absolutryan.bsky.social matching ones with the RelativRyan RGB aesthetic ones! Keep an eye out for more soon enough! RelativRyan.com Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔 I think they came out pretty nice🥹

I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING BANKS OF ALL KINDS TO OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT AT AND NO ONE TOLD ME ALLY BANK HAD A DARK MODE FEATURE FOR THEIR APP IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??

AYO! HUGE NEWS!!!

Making me create a Teams account for an interview is fucking insane because it signals to me that they use this wretched app for their communications... when Discord exists, or, at minimum, Slack.

NAH SAY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR CHEST, FUCK THIS ACTIVELY IMMORAL AND DECISIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN AND TREASONOUS ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS EVERY KNUCKLE-DRAGGING IMBECILE WHO SUPPORTS THEM GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!

Did someone say… absolut? This was ABSOLUTLY a ME post and you TOOK IT! How dare you?!

IF I SEE ONE, JUST 1 MORE BAKING ARTIFACT IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH

tbh, he shoulda thrown several coins up in the air first... now we got hella tariffs to deal with smh

Go follow and subscribe to this loser please, the guy’s running out of cash and subbing helps like crazy

I wanna make 2D art, but whatever paintings I can get done for 8hrs a day, in 5 days of a week, won’t give me a full month’s rent anywhere unless I charge enough for it, and…oddly enough, I think that should change.

Banjo-Kazooie 🧩

On our Discord (check bio): A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for... ...once we restart streams ...after I get my own place again ...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary (we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)

To put it lightly

ABSOLUTLY FUCK THIS GUY I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I HATE HIMMMM ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭

ALTARS OF APOSTASY GOES SO HARD INTO THE DEATH OF GOD’S WILL UGH #ultrakill

Things are rough. I’m at a medical appt for my gramma and… I FORGOT MY GBA!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! Dr. Eggman is gonna get these damn emeralds if I don’t collect EACH OF THE 7 CHAOS EMERALDS—WITH EACH CHARACTER!!! (Guess which Sonic game I’m on rn)

If you're making software of any kind where you can duplicate shit and the shortcut for it isn't CTRL+D, you're absolutly fucking despicable and I hate you morally. You disgust me viscerally, and I hope your parents continue to change the topic every time ppl ask about you.

Fuck you @relativryan.com

I HAVE FULLY BEEN INTRODUCED TO @newblood.games ‘s ULTRAKILL AND OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?! TOO HYPE I CANT BELIEVE I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS YET I OWE AN APOLOGY TO MY LIL BRO WHO TRIED TO PUT ME ON BUT IT WASNT TILL I HEARD GIANNI’S GABRIEL VOICE LINES THAT I GOT MAD CURIOUS

Honestly yeah tbf any feeling of agency is healthy. I think everyone should believe their wallet vote matters (except me, Im built different and broke)

Weird way to say you dragged his AI-cucked face through the goddamn pavement but iight, sure. Im just curious about whether he'll respond or not, i doubt it cuz these accounts are small but if we were clouted would he?

This crashout is sponsored by © Absolut Ryan

Just checked with gma, unfortunately she keeps saying “no, just 1” (even through her dementia) every time I ask her if she’d be ok w/ me having 2 or 3 partners. She not really with the poly shit 😪(or has no clue what that is lmao) its ok tho, she wont remember any of em 😭😂

I fw those few frames where it gets inverted. That’s my shit right there babyyyyyyyyyy!!! The rest is alright.

If your girl’s hispanic and she don’t even say “literally” in that one way, is she even hispanic? Let’s be so fr.

Someone pls hire me, my siblings (21, 24), whom I raised lowkey, have begun to ruin my life w/ "jobless bum" jokes 😭 I roasted their friend for not pursuing a higher education for their career and they hit me with "ok, and u got a degree, but look where that left u" GOTCHA, NVM, BRB IM:

*sigh* ok, my turn: NEVER EVER IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE SHOULD YOU DOWNLOAD OR USE @ADOBE'S BUILT-IN "Learn" PANEL FOR TUTORIALS OR LEARNING YOU'LL NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE INTERACTIVE TUTS AND THERE IS NO WAY OF DELETING THEM THAT IS AS READILY APPARENT AS THE WAY TO DOWNLOAD THEM.

Hear me out: enemies with benefits

Y’all pro-AI idiots don’t get tired? Stop being so bitch-made and hire real artists lmao it’s giving mad broke, the ick is getting bad

If I really just lost all 2TB of all the incredibly important info I had on this harddrive I might actually have to kms

Everyone worried about Trump running again in 2028 when we ALL know that this fat fuck has never done a lap around any block on foot.

Lmao maybe that’s why I’ve been so flirty lately… maybe I just don’t wanna be alone… on my bday. Man, I miss therapy.

Obliterating the absolut fuck out of this Moon-Knight from Temu, Great-Value Mob, “we got Okarun at home” headass, Diet-Ash Ketchum lookinass, rizzler edge-lord wannabe ahh, AliExpress Deku mf so he learns that IIII AM the main character here. Fuck you & your poor, Ego-based excuse for a Jojo Stand.

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If you’re an employer, I beg of you, unless it is INTEGRAL to the hiring process in a manner that disallows you to progress smoothly, STOP giving a random mix of file types for applicants to fill! Why do I have to sign a PDF, a Word .docx and a ‘97-2003 Word .doc?!? JUST USE PDF! I’m out here

IF YOU'RE REQUIRING SOMEONE TO DO ANY KIND OF TEST (skills/drug) AS AN EMPLOYER FOR CONSIDERATION AT A JOB YOU, THE EMPLOYER, NEED TO PAY FOR THAT TEST! WE DON'T REQUIRE TESTING OURSELVES FOR YOUR JOB, YOU REQUIRE US TESTING. SO YOU PAY IT, CUZ YOU NEED IT LMAO WTF AM I READING?!

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Thanks to everyone who’s helped support me in this venture to make myself a bit more independent from the whims of the gamedev industry’s flaky job security. Ideally, I woulda graduated, landed a job I’d retire from, and lived a simple life, but unfortunately, we were lied to.

Sonic Advance 1, Zone 6 Act 1? Fuck you.

At some point we're gonna look for something other than seniors in game dev right?... right? Y'all?

Always add “in bed” to fortune cookies for the fucksies

Reminder that this account is partially an artistic expression, partially a therapeutic outlet, and partially a social experiment. Take everything this account expresses with a grain of salt, and always compare it to the more intentionally nuanced responses to it from @relativryan.com

I LOVE SZA🔥🔥🔥añomíoooooo

I sometimes yearn for $tability in my life so I can establish, maintain and experience “routine” to a degree where it fast forwards my life in automatic and I get to just enjoy the rewards from so much automated, presence-off work like I did so many times at younger ages. I hate this pain…