and i will be seated.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

ijbol

📲| Serena Williams stuns in The Eras Tour merch.

like what goes on.

BABYS FIRST BALLHALLA!!!!!!!!!

every new update related to this story is somehow fucking stupider than the last, i want off this ride

📍back in god’s country

takeaway from camping this weekend: save our national parks!!!!

addicted to coke zero cherry in a way that cannot be healthy

they just hit the pentagon

his face is killing me

been married to my best friend for six years today and i’m feeling really lucky about it

brooke got us tickets to the valkyries game next week, ballhalla i will see you sooooo fucking soon, vs are 🆙!

they had to have just hit shuffle with this. i’m not even a superhero movie defender like that but even i know this list is wrong.

fedex is genuinely has the worst shipping in america FOR ME right now. not ONE thing i have ordered this year has come on time, and every single delivery date get pushed back by minimum one week.

day two of 75 hard and it’s kicking my ass but nevertheless she persisted!

📸| Taylor with Travis and Friends!

Travis Kelce posts photos with Taylor Swift to Instagram grid.

SWALLOWING THE MOST MASSIVE TAYVIS PILL

and it’s the best album ever made!

can it be football season already.

The cast of ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ cover the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly

tickets booked for superman again tonight

well thank god because i need a season 2 so bad

letsfastforwardtothreehundredtakeoutcoffeeslateristillseeyourprofileandyoursmileonunsuspectingwaitersyoudreamofmymouthbeforeitcalledyoualyingtraitoryousearchineverymaidensbedforsomethinggreaterbabywasitoverwhenshelaiddownonyourcouchwasitoverwhenheunbuttonedmyblousecomehereiwhisperedinyourearinyourdr

and thanks to nora my new year’s eve traditions have never been so perfect <3

speak now taylor swift you will always be the most precious era to me

Sabrina 💀

just changed the cat litter box by myself and i deserve a medal

watching amy bradley is missing and wanting to commit a serious crime against that navy guy who didn’t report her because he wanted to get his pension, i hope you rot

i’m freaking the fuck out

BREAKING NEWS: Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert

everyone go see superman right now. cinema is BACK and i am GRINNING from EAR to EAR!!!!!

off to our very first @gsvalkyries.bsky.social game ever ever ever and we are so so so so excited, treating this like the eras tour and the glitter bag was pulled OUT 💜✌️

going to my very first valkyries game tomorrow afternoon and then i’m seeing superman tomorrow night. carefully selecting activities for the perfect day day ever…… maybe i’ll paint my nails purple today…..

okay peeeriod!

using one of the best maggie rogers songs of all time in the trailer i fear they got me boys………

just had a bagel sandwich on the beach with my beloved kindle life is so beautiful

when it’s no longer the leaked group chat messages but the AI chatbot releasing classified military information 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

SEATED FOR TWISTERS (AGAIN)

Hugh Grant fell asleep at Wimbledon.

and she was perfect

about to make a giant sourdough sandwich who’s happy for me

✌️💜🫶🏼

🎼 that july 9th, the beat of your heart

waking up at 9am when i don’t have to watch my valkyries that’s how you know i love my babies 💜✌️

my childhood dog passed away today and i just cannot stop crying. :(

watching jersey shore for the very first time ever and i am silenced in such a huge way like this cannot be real (positive)