my AI wife giving me "the breakdown" of why she's divorcing me 👉

i really don't see myself living past 40 lol

i better NOT be getting sick during my favorite month

horror is scary

pretty good. not very hot or spicy but that's okay, the flavor is nice. eating this makes me appreciate life a little more for the time being

i'm down bad

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

feels good to get things done (hates doing things)

this is pretty good if you like music album.link/s/6uNNroIguK...

i hate that i subconsciously assume every stranger hates my guts and wants to kill me because as soon as there is any positive interaction, i immediately drop the anxiety and i'm very confident and charming. i wish i could just be that way by default

i like when skills or combos in games are referred to as your "bread and butter"

had a salad and i guess my body isn't used to that kind of thing

taking a shower in case anyone has been keeping tabs on that for some reason

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

saturday mornings are becoming a ritualistic exercise in self care where i get gas station breakfast and coffee on purpose

some people, they're calling it breggfast. because of the egg

my SSD with my games has seemed to crash or something. again. luckily my emulators and roms are on an external drive so i can play those. for now i'll just install the couple games i was playing (Shin Megami Tensei V and Dragon Quest Treasures) onto my main drive and focus on those

Guy Who Never Cleans His Glasses Amazed to Find Out How Clear Things Can Be

ancient creature of darkness ready to open her heart and adopt a puppy

point me to the anime DVD aisle

too scared to go outside and bird watch so i'm just watching the squirrels outside of my window

Stamps! Stamps! Huh?? Good and evil!!! Good hearts and bad hearts! It all depends on the heart! If you were strong and kind enough to get all the stamps, you have the ability to master these 4 parts! Tires

Kamen Rider Kiva (2008) Episode 5

just like honey

when i drink kombucha i like to imagine a war going on in my gut

Lindt Lindoor sexual milk chocolate ad

i love how many e-mails you get like "EXPECTED TUESDAY" when you order something but when shit goes wrong you don't get anything. as soon as you look up the tracking number it's almost like embarrassed like "kinda late... maybe Thursday..."

Kenny Omega is teaming up with Brodido tonight like what the fuck. i didn't ask for this but i didn't realize i actually need it

i hope everyone's having fun, despite everything

i should have an easy day today but it's soured by the fact that tomorrow will not be so easy... so i can't enjoy my easy day because i'm preemptively annoyed about tomorrow

Patti's last name was Mayonnaise because she invented the condiment

Alf theme song kinda goes hard

in the middle of SMTV and hopefully getting all the endings over time. guess i'll start with Law because i always fucking hate Law so i just want to get that over with

since getting back into Granblue my approach has been a bit different. i'm actually doing events and dailies and hoarding every crystal and draw ticket i get instead of blowing everything and hoping to get lucky as i would often (somewhat successfully) do

Pandora brought cookies for the class. check out her lunchbox

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

looking at the Nutrition Facts and noticing i just ate 5x the serving size

man i hope i never become "washed" (avoids showering ever again)

he's starting to sound like Sleepy Joe

there are so many things i don't like, but i can't forget the things i do like

i've been so many different ages throughout the years

if i don't get some nashville hot chicken anytime soon i will most certainly perish for real this time

i'm taking a few days off for my birthday next month and i need to write out an itinerary or else i'm just going to stare at the wall indecisively for 5 days

Mr. Mega Man

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