Wife asleep w Apple Watch on, tracking her sleep. Watch: “hey it’s 12:50, TIME TO STAND!”

Can’t wait for the 4-8 years of next non maga president and congress to be called terrible bc they’re spending years fixing the mess the current folks are digging deeper for everyone.

Explaining to my wife buying a normie tuner car and modding the hell out of it would be more expensive than buying this unicorn and leaving it as is*

No* new** wars*** *Unless we say we have to **We’ve been at war with everyone so this is just a continuation ***”Military operations” and “strategic strikes” not included

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

Republicans are doing things to warrant being hung en masse and yet the democrats find a way to just absolutely walk wide eyed into a brick wall and holdout their hand for donations.

Telling my kids this is Bran Stark and his mom

Happy Chinese new year

SENSUAL ANTHEM

Look it didn’t actually snow last night down here but there’s always snow on the ground in Tampa bay..

The skeletons they uncover after the ice camps are decommissioned one day are going to appall anyone not paying attention.

I vote Kristi Noem for the position of guillotine tester. I think she’d do a great job.

Figured some of y’all on here would like this one

May not have been good at football but at least we have multiple championships in cheerleading.

Haaaha dude

The fans of any of the three NFC South teams can just accept that no matter who won the division, a first round loss is inevitable.

Just drove to Orlando and back to Tampa and to Orlando again. Feeling invincible rn, fisticuffs at Disney springs who wants some

Not that the Bucs were ever gonna beam NFC championship team but this coaching staff is dunzo. Absolute free fall in the 2nd lousiest division in football.

I think the bears are kinda good yall

Punter has the money line

Dumbest punt attempt

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA

I thought the skycast was supposed to be no announcing. What is this garbage, shut the hell up!

Loyalty in cfb runs deep 😂

Buying just to roll around with a Christmas tree in the back for six weeks a year.

Want. Ok maybe the anxiety of driving it in u predictable Florida weather might not be great.

Woof, refs. I don’t love the cowboys but OPI there?!? Cmon

I’m so out of touch I found out Golesh went to auburn via tik tok. Like I can hear the message boards from here. Didn’t even make a game this year. Happiest I’ve ever been.

Kinda sad seeing ole miss fans be wilding out but I think they legit thought they’d have a long term run and are in fact another dress rehearsal for the people above them. Join us friends, we’re all fodder for 8-10 schools who will do as they please.

Hopefully we made our last chipotle visit tonight. Overcooked carne asada, burnt ass chips, the tiniest cutie in the kids meal. Like a two inch tangerine. Forgot the guac. Done spending $50 for junk.

The TX- atm game’s main sideline camera has the field looking really gray. The cameras from the end zone and other angles seem fine. Is the turf shiny or is it the feed?

corniCOUPia

“Act like you’ve been there before, Pirates!” ECU: “But we haven’t been there before.” “Ah, well then”

USF shitting the bed, never shocked

Also my yttv has espn and Disney back but not my fucking local ABC station. Lame

There is no such person named Alex Golesh. Seems foolish any university would try to hire a man that doesn’t exist.

For us millennials, this slapped so hard because even tho it had been 9 years, the Austin Powers shoe scene was still fresh in the memory

The blue wave now includes establishment democrats and it kicks off sooner than they realize. Fuck em all they can all gtfo

Laughing at degenerate gamblers lmao

Bucs got the look of a team who wins the sucky nfc south only to be first round fodder.

I’m old and out of touch, how does the Webster’s word of the year end up being six seven? I get that my kids do it constantly and I chuckle but it’s meaningless, I guess Webster’s has fallen due to brain rot, we’re in the idiocracy timeline.

I’m sure these networks will figure it out and be back on the air soon. Like I want to cancel it all so bad but I’m not going back to shitty cable and the other options sick or are just more of them and I’m tired of it.

We’ve implemented AI to some extent but it surely has not replaced one of the ~8 people we’ve laid off in the last 9 months. The time savings for some AI reporting and analyzing is noticeable but the time saved isn’t being used to make any sort of bottom line progress.

I am winded watching that last play

Still in disbelief USF squandered a big lead and any playoff chances and national talk or momentum is ZILCH. absolute joke

Hopefully usf losing takes a few eyes off Golesh for a bit. He’s a good dude and I don’t need to see him ruin his career at some middling SEC school

Yeah no we don’t want him either

This should be On Sight every time. Before they enter the establishment.

Folks when aligning all the faceplate screws in your house, horizontal or vertical?