treating LinkedIn like it's a gay cruising app at this point lmao

Almost cracked and bought cigs today but didnt. 5 days strong 💪

hi @thesofotap.bsky.social can you please refund my TouchTunes that didn’t get played because of DILF 🥹

I actually NEED Pizza Lobo today… like a side ceasar and two slices will cure my seasonal depression

maybe 4 espresso martinis wasn’t the best idea before bed lmao

I really don’t have anything to talk about in therapy today… this should be fun!

Now who TF would pay $6.99 for a single pomegranate?!?! When you have to do all the work?!?! No ma’am.

Pizza, travel, penis 🥰

WWPLD? (What would Pizza Lobo do?)

Kinda crazy “Disease” was the first single from Mayhem… should’ve been Abracadabra, then Garden of Eden, then Vanish Into You with LoveDrug closing it out

Had a dream I couldn’t find my locker at the gym after looking for over an hour, then lost my gym bag all for me to realize I go to a different gym… what does it mean?!

I really wanna try Devil Dawgs but there is no way in hell I’m spending $10.30 on a single hot dog, especially one without fries???

First Christmas my partner and I are spending apart 😭 can’t wait for them to be home from tour

Lovely day for the KitchenAid dough hook attachment to suddenly not want to fit……..

You know what really make me smile??? When a bitch mad…

A true work of art… Mona Lisa Barlow

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Branding a new restaurant and my god they are by far the easiest client and the highest rate I have had all 2025 - LOVE that for me!

Accidentally whipped my new tattoo with a jump rope… and it kinda felt good!!!

Kinda crazy the Nicki Minaj USA flags gay guys bought to be cheeky are now basically white supremacist memorabilia

Committed to seeing a friend who is in town tonight but I don’t really feel good, he’s going to be at Hydrate and no one I know wants to go… how tf do I get out of this?!

Health Insurance is a scam, lets just say THAT

Please, therapist, let me cancel our session today!! I really don’t have anything to talk about and I should’ve done this two days ago!!!

no, I’m obsessed

The tattoo fixed my day 🤗

fuck it, today is over, I'm going to get a tattoo...

today is one of those days where being an independent artist is annoying as fuck ☺️

Would love Pizza Mono to be open early so I could get a breakfast slice 😅

All I want for Christmas is this man to croak, naturally or unnaturally at this point

Learned to design & create my now-favorite medium of art this year

Update: I ordered $40 of Chinese food

god I could really go for a fat, juicy cheeseburger right about now

Ate an early dinner before I go to two Christmas parties tonight… you know what that’s called??? Growth.

"normal adults" this bitch's brain is so fried from all the pills she pops

I swear this bitch is trying to kill me — leg day together today and my arms are still on fire from pull day 😭

It’s all fun and games until someone generates a video of Mickey sucking Goofy’s dick while Daffy fingers him

When one of your “good friends” of over a decade hasn’t texted you in 6 months then hits you up about a party in your building they were also invited to 🙄

push day after pull day got my arms feeling secksee

someone bring me celery for my chicken salad 😭

Did pull day with a friend and now I can’t bend my arms

Guess where I'm going for dinner tonight...

Went to Pizza Lobo last night… and going again tonight… My name is Dan and I have an addiction

new design client is a singer from a band transitioning to pop girlie and she sent me her unreleased single... it's... infectious!

today has deflated me 🫠

I’ve been learning to practice patience this year so lemme keep my opinions to myself FOR ONCE

The first Panic! at the Disco album is trans activism

7:22pm and I’m already ready to go to bed lol

Overslept but still going to torture myself and go to the gym in 15 degree weather

the arms are armsing today 💪