Is it a coincidence that the invisible force field protecting both Trumpleshitstain and Nigel Fartrage seems to have started to fail at the same time?

Given the Press pile on and the Widdecombe episode, can we assume that Fartrage has missed an instalment of his protection money or do his handlers no longer value him as a useful idiot?

Although broadly supportive of his policies I have a question for @countbinface.bsky.social If the nationalisation of Adele goes ahead will there be consequential funding for Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland or will it be declared a UK scheme?

Is it just me?

@octopus.energy - thanks for making Mondays even worse by taking away our free coffee perk and replacing it with a scabby scratch card with prizes (if you actually get one) that you may or not want or be able to redeem

So a 350foot gash can be made in the bottom of a reflecting pool and no one sees it but Trumpleshitstain’s workmen have to erect a tarp so that no one can see them working …

Come on Clacton - you can do this …

Waiting for the announcement from Fartrage that he won’t be campaigning in person in Clacton due to ‘fears for his safety’ …

If Reformistas were really concerned about people employing a fake persona to get elected you’d have thought they would have picked up on a privately educated, millionaire former city trader masquerading as a ‘man of the people’ …

They say you shouldn’t say anything bad about the dead so … Ann Widdicombe is dead. Good.

Fartrage was elected by 30% of the population of Clacton when you take into account those who didn’t vote. Vote Binface.

Whilst it’s more than pleasing to see Fartrage and his private company coming under scrutiny I can’t help but wonder what has changed in the last couple of weeks to suddenly cause the blinkers to fall off the media gaze …

Vote Binface! To support the campaign visit www.binfaceshop.co.uk

Is there a factory somewhere producing absolutely vile female Reformistas from Ann Widdecombe’s pubic hair? The London mayoral candidate seems especially grim.

Is it just me or are the Reformistas losing their shit about the real person behind Count Binface just annoyed that he is actually a more authentic and realistic character than the one Fartrage chose for himself?

Remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a comedian before becoming President of Ukraine. Count Binface for PM.

All Fartrage needs now is for JD Vance to come out and support him and his goose is well and truly cooked

Please tell me we aren’t all going to be so childish as to change our profile picture to @countbinface.bsky.social in support of the next elected MP for Clacton …

So it looks like Clacton will have the choice between a Count and a …

Je suis Count Binface

So Fartrage’s cunning plan seems to be collapsing around his ears - I may have to start looking for my tiny violin

Fartrage was obviously convinced that the investigation was going to go against him and that his suspension was going to be more than 10 days and that enough voters would call for a recall motion to be passed. Given the above is he playing 4D chess or just pissing in the wind?

So if Fartrage is going to resign does that mean he is actually going to turn up in Parliament to do so?

So with news about Le Pen and Fartrage due today how about the Unhinged State of America gears up to give us some good news as well?

Rumours are circulating that Fartrage is unwell. Recent TV appearances have indicated a noticeable thinning of the skin and shortness of temper brought on by mild exposure to a new strain of a virus known as Media Scrutiny 26.

Are the children of immigrants in other countries out of the same mould as Braverman, Mahmood and Prit Patel or is it a purely British thing?

Does anyone still listen to Today? It used to be my staple when I woke up to catch up on what was happening in the world. These days it’s been dumbed down so far I don’t even bother www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

If you’re out there Mr Eyelashes - please listen to Sir Alf! Although I’m not sure what Mahmood is suited for - maybe pulling the legs off spider or torturing kittens … www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Am I the only one shocked and surprised that whilst European football fans are allegedly freaking out over air conditioning, free refills and salad dressing no one seems to be appreciating the microwaves and wash cloths in their room?

Are Amuricans really so desperate for approval that they: a) think no one from Europe has ever visited the USA before; and b) seriously believe that anyone is really ‘freaking out’ over salad dressing, free refills and supermarkets?

Is it too much to ask for a Prime Minister who is competent, compassionate, consistent and in control? I don’t much care who it is but if those boxes are ticked it’s a yes from me ( but please get shot of Mahmood as Home Secretary and replace her with someone with a bit of human empathy)

Can we all agree that Trumpleshitstain should be given a full state funeral? Hopefully tomorrow …

Luton Airport is an absolute shithole! It took me 2 minutes to get through passport control in Bulgaria and 45 minutes to get through Luton after waiting 15 minutes for the shuttle bus to get to the plane.

Who first decided that the ‘trout pout’ was a good look and why?

So no Dr Who Christmas Special - I’m sure the BBC will replace it with something wonderful like Mrs Brown’s Boys with guest stars Rylan, Claire Balding and Alan Carr …

Dear God people are thick. I’ve just been berated on Facebook for calling out some pensioners as miserable old gits and got told that ‘they’re the reason you’re not speaking German’! The fact that anyone who saw active service in WW2 is now well into their 90s is by the by …

You’re at the beach and need a crap what are you going to do? a) I’m a bear I’ll go in the woods b) I’m a fish I’ll go in the sea c) I’m a cat I’ll dig a hole in the sand D) I’m a dog I’ll crap where I am and wait for someone to bag it and hang it in a tree

If politicians were pubs - 1. The Farteage. AKA The Jolly Racist. Bedecked in Union and St George flags but foreign owned and controlled. Huge turnover of staff - mostly ill qualified or poached from the downsized The Kemi next door. Modelled on the American brand The Trump …

Did you know that in the whole of Amurica all the streets are lined with casinos, hotels and neon lights?

Why is everyone so angry that Fartrage paid £1.4m in cash for a house - is it because BlowjobJohnson had to pay £3.8m in cash for his?

Dear Mr Speaker. I’m afraid Nigel won’t be in Parliament today as he has a sore tummy from telling - ooooops I mean eating - too many pork pies. Regards. Mrs Fartrage.

The truest thing you will read today … www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This is possibly the most sad and depressing story i have read today. What a vile heartless country the UK has become. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I honestly think that Brexit and the rise of Faragism with the connivence of main stream media has resulted in the UK becoming ungovernable.

I’m no fan of Starmer - he’s made some piss-poor decisions and some godawful appointments but can anyone really imagine that handing Fartrage the opportunity to endlessly crow how he’s stuck one to the establishment by driving out the Prime Minister is going to be a good thing?

Who could possibly have imagined that alienating your core supporters and trying to cosy up to people that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire would result in losing shedloads of councillors and members of the Welsh and Scottish parliaments?

Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.

If you’re in need of a smile … www.facebook.com/share/v/1BE4...

Is it time for a campaign for Andrew FaRTy Davies to be made Llywydd (speaker) of the Senedd? I’m sure he would be excellent in the role …