It’s funny how Reform have jumped on the ‘family voting’ issue. In my mind I pictured angry middle aged men and discontented youths strong arming elderly relatives into the polling booths to vote Reform. Seems Fartrage and his ilk see it differently …

Is it me or does Reform seem more like Deflect this morning? Well done Hannah the Plumber - you flushed some serious shit out of the system there.

Dear Reform voters in Gorton and Denton don’t forget to vote for Mat on Friday …

So BBC iPlayer thinks that people who enjoyed Lord of the Flies will enjoy Call the Midwife - I’m only surprised it didn’t suggest Mrs Brown’s Boys …

Spring has sprung.

I know it’s possibly a bit racist but am I the only one struggling with the fact that the BBC’s Lord of the Flies has an Irish lad playing the cockney Piggy?

There was me minding my own business when Spotify decided to treat me to ‘Friggin’ in the rigging’ … not sure what I’ve done to deserve that!

Asking for a friend - is there something in orange face paint that rots your brain?

So it seems likely that the truth behind Dementia Donnie’s ‘hospital ship to Greenland’ is a boat to bring a sick submariner home. Question is did he misunderstand what he was being told or did his minders mislead him?

So mad old Uncle Fester has declared himself above the law. Good luck in getting rid of him in any way that isn’t in a box …

It might be wishful thinking but who else thinks that Trumpleshitstain knows he’s not much longer for this world and that’s the reason for insanities like renaming the Kennedy Centre, the Ballroom and the monstrous arch?

Am I the only one sniggling at the fact of Fartrage demanding ‘loyalty’ from chancers who quite literally betrayed their electorate and the Conservative Party?

Here’s hoping Lettuce Lizzie works her special magic like she did on the late Queen …

I’m thinking of starting a more right wing political party to challenge Fartrage and Rupert Lowest - how does Reflux sound?

Who to believe? Elmo promoting Bad Bunny as ‘Good Bunny’ or Trumpleshitstain calling him ‘terrible?

Am I the only one who honestly believes that someone with a ‘portfolio of properties’ including a mansion near Bath is choosing to live in Newport/Islwyn to give their kids a better life than in London?

Is this just a British thing or do other people do the same thing to crisp packets?

So Fartrage has ‘appointed’ a leader for Reform in Wales. Am I right in thinking that the last ‘appointed’ leader of a political party in Wales was Alun Michael? That ended well …

So, the best person to lead Reform in Wales is someone who left here 27 years ago and has just slimed their way back after an illustrious career as a Tory councillor in Barnet? Says a lot about what mugs Fartrage thinks we are …

People of Wales remember … I was just re-reading the Welsh language version of the Reform ‘Contract’ from the General Election - didn’t take me long because they never even bothered to publish it!

Just taken a 5 minute walk to the GP practice for a free pneumococcal vaccine, passing the cinema, theatre, gym, dentist, shops, bus station, restaurants, bars, chemist, supermarket, council office, church and library on the way. 5 minutes further there’s the school and railway station. Pure hell!

The enduring memory of Starmer and his advisors is likely to one of a total lack of judgement in so many things from U-turns to Mandelson. So disappointing for those of us who thought that the grownups were back in the room …

I understand that Fartrage is coming to Newport on Thursday with a big announcement. Has anybody checked Andrew FaRTy Davies’ diary?

Hey Reformites - how’s the national strike going? Expected to see the pickets outside ‘Spoons but guess they were inside warming up …

Trumpleshitstain threatening to sue everyone under the sun reminds of nothing so much as Violet Elizabeth Bott of Just William fame who threatened to ‘thcream and thcream until I am thick’ …

The desperate relentless shit posting trying to drum up support for Melanoma’s megaflop is starting to get on my tits …

Does anyone know where I can buy the mind altering substances used by the people who are raving over the Melanoma movie? Must be some strong shit …

The ratings for Melanoma’s movie are so bad they’ve released the Epstein Files as a distraction …

The Bluesky algorithm is so weird. How can I have 1700 followers and absolutely no interaction with any of my posts? Am I really that irrelevant?

Today is the 30th Friday of January - thank god it’s almost over …

Does anybody actually see what I post on Bluesky or am I just screaming into the void?

Serious question for men and women - if you had their sort of money would you pay to look like the Amazon Bozos?

Interesting to see that the EU and India have agreed a trade deal. Has anyone done a comparison on whether it matches or exceeds the UK/India deal?

Am I the only one who is shocked and surprised that almost no one in the UK is willing to part with good money to see the heartwarming true story of a Slovenian tramp who lied their way into a foreign country and ended up sleeping with its President for cash?

Just how grim would you have to be for Fartrage not to welcome you as a member of his fan club?

Could anyone who is surprised at Sewerella’s defecation to Deform please raise your hand? I have some snake oil I need to sell …

Facebook really is the Daily Mail of social media. Why are there so many angry gammons lurking there?

So another rat jumps onto the good ship Fartrage from Captain Kemi’s canal boat. Soon Fartrage will have as many MPs as the LibDems and attract the same level of media coverage …

I’m sure we all wish Nigel Fartrage a slow and painful recovery from whatever mystery ailment caused him to miss his appearance with the luscious Laura this morning …

If you are MAGA - or Reform in the UK - can I recommend that you get hold of the audio book of Sinclair Lewis ‘It Can’t Happen Here’? Certainly a tale for our times. Print versions are also available …

So Fartrage adds another repulsive Tory to his ship of fools. How long before it hits an iceberg and Fartrage takes the only lifeboat?

How many grim ex-Tories joining Reform will it take before potential voters realise that it is as much a new start as Maggie Thatcher was a Socialist?

Am I the only one who thinks it odd that Grease Smugg who has worked with Fartrage for years at GeeBeeBies and has a sister already in Reform - has yet to sign up. Is he biding his time or does he know Fartrage too well?

@apiln.bsky.social - here’s one for your collection … 👉 www.southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/2572889...

Oooh - just saw a fox in the chicken shed. I’ll just wait for next Boxing Day for the hunt to show up …

Is it me or is the sound absolutely dreadful on The War Between the Land and the Sea? I’m struggling even with subtitles …

Am I the only one how thinks that Erika Kirk’s strange behaviour since her husband was killed at least warrants a forensic search of her phone records?

Am I the only one struggling with the fact that the DoJ thinks it can get away with redacting every single word on some pages of the Epstein papers? Every single word and punctuation mark is sensitive material?

Is it possible that Trumpleshitstain and his ship of fools think that the justifiable outrage at the desecration of the Kennedy Centre will in some way detract from the failure to publish the Epstein papers in full as required by law?

Well there’s a shock! Man who lis and cheats about everything has lied and cheated about a deal with the UK. Just how dumb was Starmer to believe anything Trumpleshitstain says? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...