Bro is really starstrucked here

Hehehe tits

His reaction is funny as shit, it's so fun when the npc reacts to the player fashion choice and hates it

Stahp it

I enjoyed this dialogue abit too much

What?! He lost his memory because of *capitalism*?

I can't stop myself from obsessing over him🫪 #JeanVicquemare #DiscoElysium

Yes, do you know what else I need?

I'm gonna stop myself from making a dick joke there

Good?

Katara! #atla #katara

My boy is pretty nice if he wants to

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I need him to yell at me more

Whenever I read a fic where the writer thought Jean didn't like Kim bc of "jealously", my mind immediately like: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW STARSTRUCKED MY BOY IS WHEN KIM SHOWS INTERESTED TO JOIN THE 41?!

Now he's got a problem with learning disabilities... is that supposed to be ironic?

I didn't *lie* to you -- no one *lies* to you. You were so fucked up on booze you couldn't recognize your own partner.

Oh my thank youuuu

Thank you for fucking me.

I do. You drove it into the water. Everyone on this street saw you do it. It's going to be a local landmark too -- on the brochure. Thank you for fucking us, Harry.

給我滾，滚到我心裡

Overworked, underpaid and too responsible to abandoned his post #JeanVicquemare #DiscoElysium

Bro fanboying so hard

(Satellite-Officer Jean Vicquemare rushes down the Precinct stairs, umbrella in hand. It's unopened. He doesn't seem pleased about the spring rain.)

♥️♥️♥️♥️

His teeeeeffffff

You manipulative son of a bitch... (He shakes his head and sniffles.) It *is* cold, and we have vehicles in the square. The perp needs to be taken into custody. Let's get a move on.

Fucking Harry... Fuck you for bringing this kid with you. It's *only* because he's defending you -- it's the *only* reason you're not staying here to die. (ESPRIT DE CORPS - It's more than that. He just can't. One final time...)

He sounds so grumpy and goofy at the same time

Wait where does this come from?

Yes, yelled at me more

Even the insect -- I don't care. But you're an *alcoholic*. And you've been drinking -- again. I won't let my life unravel because of this.

Again? #discoelysium #jeanvicquemare #juditminot

Ehehehehehe

동력마차 공부했고.. 이제 나도 키니마 아는 뇌 됐3 하다보니 넘 재밌꾸.. 킴의 마음을 이제 나도 알겠어(? #DiscoElysium

I like my man who can pull both off #JeanVicquemare #DiscoElysium

*If* you make it -- if you've been sober for 10 months -- tell us. I'll work with you again. But not like this. Never like this again. This is over.

I wanna say creepy shits to Jean but I don't wanna scare you all #JeanVicquemare #DiscoElysium

I don't know. I zoned out. Harry -- (He turns you.) Did you just pick up some island bum and pin it on him?

(He closes his eyes and rubs his forehead.) Whatever, I don't really care.

Just some regular boring motherfuckers in suits and uniforms. Nothing spectacularly extravagant like you -- the Far Out Son Of Lung.

I miss him #DiscoElysium #JeanVicquemare

Horangi study but poses are from kpop dances #Horangi #callofduty #cod

I'm obsessed over JV to the point that I'm starting to worry about myself

I love him

Oh, the Hypothetical Four-One. Yeah, let's *fantasize* about that. (He blinks aggressively.) I'm not busy, you're not busy, let's just play around!

If I live... I'm coming to stop you. 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘. I doubt he cares. Nothing else matters besides his crusade. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥. 𝘔𝘺 𝘮𝘢 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦. #DragonAge #Solas #Inquisitor #Rook #Fanart

Funny apery. (Vicquemare struggles with his umbrella, the ribs are protruding from its canopy.) Male-centric workplace humour. Have you seen him?

What does that say on your back... (He squints.) 'Pissf****ts'... what the *fuck* is wrong with you?!