jean vicquemare
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Yeah? How do you fucking plan to do that, huh?! Get him off the drink?! Go jogging with him in the morning and get him on carrot juice?! He's a lost man!
less than a minute ago
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*If* you make it -- if you've been sober for 10 months -- tell us. I'll work with you again. But not like this. Never like this again. This is over.
about 2 hours ago
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Let him sort it out for himself.
about 4 hours ago
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(‟Contact Mike is a reprise of the most inspiring basic sporting principle of open competition! A 5,000-1 rank outsider!”) Oh -- you don't say? (He arches an eyebrow.) Does he also *vault an impassible gulf of finance and privilege*?
about 6 hours ago
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You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you.
about 8 hours ago
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Where have *we* been? We've been fucking off, as far as I remember. (He crosses his arms.)
about 10 hours ago
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(‟You seem like a bit of a drag. No offence, but I could do better.”) None taken, my friend -- none taken. (He waves his hands.) Let's be honest, there's been some purely fictional talk in our imaginary station in regards of who'd even *be* worthy of your partnership...
about 12 hours ago
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That will never happen, Jude. He's the rudest man on Earth. He is the reason why the rest of us have to take sensitivity training. And I *hate* sensitivity training...
about 14 hours ago
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A straggler -- from the Revolution? (He sounds incredulous.)
about 16 hours ago
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Shut up! Show me your sidearm, or fuck off.
about 18 hours ago
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Okay, Trant, thank you. That's absolutely meaningless. You really are a lefty dink. Will he or will he not be able to work in the Major Crimes Unit? Is he a cretin now? I want to know *that*.
about 20 hours ago
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Oh, it's you, you eccentric genius. (He winks at you sarcastically.) I mean with your unorthodox approach to police work it *has to* be you.
about 22 hours ago
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Yeaaah... (He's rubbing his chin as he drags out the *yeah*.) Sort of. Okay. I get the reference. Like after he got run over or something.
1 day ago
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They're going to fuck us to death.
1 day ago
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I can go for that -- shitkid is a broken man, always has been. Who isn't? I know I am.
1 day ago
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There are *universal* standards of good out there and that... that was just complete shit.
1 day ago
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Yeah? How do you fucking plan to do that, huh?! Get him off the drink?! Go jogging with him in the morning and get him on carrot juice?! He's a lost man!
1 day ago
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I can believe that. Not the *detective* part, that's a tall order, but that he fucked with us. This is typical Harry behaviour. A sick joke. I told you, Jude.
1 day ago
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No, nothing. It's just... Judit went to his place and found the Monday mail unopened. I think he's still *there*. You didn't, like, drink with him over the weekend did you?
1 day ago
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Yeah? How do you fucking plan to do that, huh?! Get him off the drink?! Go jogging with him in the morning and get him on carrot juice?! He's a lost man!
1 day ago
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Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Tequila Sunset -- not Sunrise, because you're almost dead. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me.
1 day ago
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(‟Fine”.) No, not entirely. (It's impossible to say what his eyes behind the shades are doing.)
2 days ago
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You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you.
2 days ago
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I've been there: Perhaps it's *not* because he's a petulant teenager in a 40-year-old man's body. Perhaps it's pale-related? Perhaps it's extraphysical?
2 days ago
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But not like this. Never like this again. This is over.
2 days ago
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(‟Contact Mike is a reprise of the most inspiring basic sporting principle of open competition! A 5,000-1 rank outsider!”) Oh -- you don't say? (He arches an eyebrow.) Does he also *vault an impassible gulf of finance and privilege*?
2 days ago
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Oh no, NO, NO! You see, I enjoy watching other, better cops solve crimes -- and let me tell you, it's been quite a privilege seeing you work...
2 days ago
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You were crying when we got here. Breaking things. You said we were going 'into the abyss'. None of us wanted to see the abyss, so we fucked off. (He sighs.) Like you told us to.
2 days ago
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You really are a lefty dink.
2 days ago
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Keep your weird bullshit to yourself and be professional for once, for fucks sake...
2 days ago
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You look like a fucking clown, Harry. *Not* like a funny police officer, but like a real-life, full-time, pie-in-the-face, unicycle-riding circus employee.
3 days ago
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Yeah -- Major Crimes Unit, under Lieutenants Du Bois and Vicquemare -- ring any bells?
3 days ago
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Harrier and I are old friends... from way back.
3 days ago
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Oh goddamnit, is he fucking kidding?
3 days ago
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I'm your partner. I answer for you when you're not there.
3 days ago
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Nothing *works* for me, that's the problem, buddy.
3 days ago
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Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Tequila Sunset -- not Sunrise, because you're almost dead. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me.
3 days ago
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Oh no, NO, NO!
3 days ago
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Get over yourself -- you're not a *perfectionist*. You're a cop and you did a good job. With a lot of help from Lieutenant Kitsuragi.
3 days ago
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(‟No one. Forget it.”) Already did. Let's go?
3 days ago
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See - there! (He wags his finger at you.) He's getting it! I was *impersonating* him. Look at me, I'm G-Bevy. It was going to be funny. But then you really did have brain damage - so not so much anymore. (EMPATHY - He sincerely thought it was going to be amusing. For both of you)
3 days ago
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He's probably just an *asshole*. A drunk asshole who *pretends* to have amnesia to get out of shit.
3 days ago
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Let's be crazy... let's say you and I are partners. How's that for a thought experiment?
4 days ago
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This shit does *not* leave this room! Not a word of this to the captain or anyone else. We'll give him a couple of days to pull his shit together!
4 days ago
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I'm his *goddamn* partner!
4 days ago
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Are you drunk right now? You're drunk right now, aren't you, you fucking *bum*. I can smell it!
4 days ago
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Keep your weird bullshit to yourself and be professional for once, for fucks sake...
4 days ago
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That's plausible. That's entirely plausible. Now we're really getting somewhere... (He gives you a long, meaningful look and adds:) ...somewhere *good*.
4 days ago
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I'm your goddamn *partner* Jean Vicquemare, and this is *your* special task force, (he says, gesturing toward his companions.) Or what's left of it.
4 days ago
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(‟Wait, your voice... I recognize it.”) Oh really?! I wonder where?!
4 days ago
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