jean vicquemare
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Extremely fuckable, Harry. Gorgeous. A gorgeous bourgeois woman. Waifish. Like a *welkin* basically.
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Fucking Harry... Fuck you for bringing this kid with you. It's *only* because he's defending you -- it's the *only* reason you're not staying here to die. (ESPRIT DE CORPS - It's more than that. He just can't. One final time...)
about 2 hours ago
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He's here to see if you're insane. He's smart. Let's move on.
about 4 hours ago
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I can believe that. Shitkid made it all up to fuck with us -- because he's a psychopath. This is typical Harry behaviour. A sick joke. I told you, Jude.
about 6 hours ago
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Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.
about 8 hours ago
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Perfect, great, I don't give a shit! (He shakes his head.) Now leave us alone and do your thing... and I don't mean get drunk and piss yourself, right? You realize that, don't you?
about 10 hours ago
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I like wearing sunglasses inside. Sunglasses -- and a *fucking wig*.
about 12 hours ago
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Stupid is a gross understatement.
about 14 hours ago
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Are you drunk right now? You're drunk right now, aren't you, you fucking *bum*. I can smell it!
about 15 hours ago
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He's probably just an *asshole*. A drunk asshole who *pretends* to have amnesia to get out of shit.
about 17 hours ago
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I'm not busy, you're not busy, let's just play around!
about 19 hours ago
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No, Harry... it's *not* your name, (the man scoffs.) Your name is Baron Von Kikkenberg -- cool guy.
about 21 hours ago
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A cover-up -- where the author of the cover-up is the perp? Makes sense. (‟I know, right? But what's the motive?”) You don't have a motive? Then the double cover-up seems too neat.
about 23 hours ago
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You look like a fucking clown, Harry. *Not* like a funny police officer, but like a real-life, full-time, pie-in-the-face, unicycle-riding circus employee.
1 day ago
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Not as famous as you, superstar. (He says without the slightest hint of irony.)
1 day ago
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Horrible, truly horrible, (he continues.) I beg of you, don't ever subject anyone to this torture again. I mean seriously, you need to...
1 day ago
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(‟Contact Mike is a reprise of the most inspiring basic sporting principle of open competition! A 5,000-1 rank outsider!”) Oh -- you don't say? (He arches an eyebrow.) Does he also *vault an impassible gulf of finance and privilege*?
1 day ago
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(The man doesn't reply. He's too busy furiously squinting at you.)
1 day ago
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A straggler -- from the Revolution? (He sounds incredulous.)
1 day ago
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Enough! (The commotion dies down. All eyes turn to Satellite-Officer Vicquemare.) None of this is funny! It's fucking sad, that's what it is. He's a cop. He's one of us, goddamn this...
1 day ago
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This shit does *not* leave this room! Not a word of this to the captain or anyone else. We'll give him a couple of days to pull his shit together!
1 day ago
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My point is, you need to see a *psychiatrist* about this shit. Not a psychologist -- several degrees harder. Is there's something harder than a psychiatrist? (He pauses to think.) A forensic psychiatrist. Go talk to that.
1 day ago
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Thank you, lieutenant. You're being kind. It *is* an understaffed station and the district *is* too big -- which is why we need to... (He tilts his head northward...)
2 days ago
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Not as famous as you, superstar. (He says without the slightest hint of irony.)
2 days ago
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Guilty as charged. (He exchanges a look with the special consultant.) I heard you'd lost your mind *and* your memory. I wanted to see if it was true. And it was. Good work, Harry. You're insane now. There's one less person for me -- and everyone else -- to rely on.
2 days ago
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Even the insect -- I don't care. But you're an *alcoholic*. And you've been drinking -- again. I won't let my life unravel because of this.
2 days ago
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But you're not trying your best, are you? (He says with a flash of anger.)
2 days ago
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Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.
2 days ago
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That's great! *Entroponaut* is a great new career for you -- *after* police officer. I don't care. Go live in the fucking pale.
2 days ago
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(‟Like a man down on his luck? I'm trying real hard here, man.”) Oh... (He seems taken aback for a moment.) Well, go solve your case then. That would count as *trying hard*.
2 days ago
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This sounds hysterical, Harry. What did you *do* on that island? What happened to you? (EMPATHY - He's genuinely concerned now.)
2 days ago
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(“Khm... I *also* started a night club. In the church.”) What? (He cups his ear -- the wind blows.) It sounded like you set up a drug lab!
3 days ago
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Yeah? How do you fucking plan to do that, huh?! Get him off the drink?! Go jogging with him in the morning and get him on carrot juice?! He's a lost man!
3 days ago
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Or perhaps it can be cured with mesmerism? But then I think: No, that's unlikely. He's probably just an *asshole*. A drunk asshole who *pretends* to have amnesia to get out of shit.
3 days ago
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The tie's talking again -- that's it. No more phasmid-talk. There's no PR-value in delirium tremens.
3 days ago
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Harry... you're bleeding all over the place. You're half dead.
3 days ago
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That's right -- 'worried'. I'm always worried about you.
3 days ago
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*If* you make it -- if you've been sober for 10 months -- tell us. I'll work with you again. But not like this. Never like this again. This is over.
3 days ago
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Why yes... (His eyes peer over the sunglasses.) Yes, I am a male nurse -- how could you tell?
3 days ago
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Harry, you're a cop with 'Pissf****ts' on his back! Do you have any idea how hard the liberals are going to fuck us for this?
3 days ago
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Yes. From another life. A different life. Maybe the life of a police officer belonging to the ranks of the... (He pauses.)
3 days ago
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My point is, you need to see a *psychiatrist* about this shit. Not a psychologist -- several degrees harder. Is there's something harder than a psychiatrist? (He pauses to think.) A forensic psychiatrist. Go talk to that.
3 days ago
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You turned a church into a night club -- the *kids* are probably shooting up in there... What else did you do? Desecrate the altar? Shit in the chancel?
3 days ago
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(‟Cool shades. Are you wearing a disguise?”) Yes. It's a hobby of mine. (He looks at you inquisitively.)
4 days ago
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Funny apery. (Vicquemare struggles with his umbrella, the ribs are protruding from its canopy.) Male-centric workplace humour. Have you seen him?
4 days ago
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I'm going to say... *no*. Just to see what you'll say to that. What do you say?
4 days ago
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Goddamnit, you leave her alone! (The man with sunglasses snaps at you.)
4 days ago
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Okay, superstar. Talk to me, what do you want? You want a pat on the back?
4 days ago
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You didn't *recognize* me -- your own partner. Walked right past me...
4 days ago
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He doesn't have it... (He points to the sea.) Here's an idea. Maybe you could look in the mother fucking motor carriage you drove into the sea? Maybe LOOK THERE?!
4 days ago
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