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If that's even remotely true, then a clandestine investigation will be required. It smells like *bad news* to me -- a classic shitkid case that'll get people killed. Or fired.
about 2 hours ago
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A cover-up -- where the author of the cover-up is the perp? Makes sense. (βI know, right? But what's the motive?β) You don't have a motive? Then the double cover-up seems too neat.
about 4 hours ago
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Fucking deranged lunatic...
about 6 hours ago
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Keep your weird bullshit to yourself and be professional for once, for fucks sake...
about 8 hours ago
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Oh no, NO, NO! You see, I enjoy watching other, better cops solve crimes -- and let me tell you, it's been quite a privilege seeing you work...
about 10 hours ago
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Are you drunk right now? You're drunk right now, aren't you, you fucking *bum*. I can smell it!
about 12 hours ago
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I'm clinically depressed, Harry. Sorry if I wasn't in the mood to butter you up after you told us to fuck off.
about 14 hours ago
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I don't know. I zoned out. Harry -- (He turns you.) Did you just pick up some island bum and pin it on him?
about 16 hours ago
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That will never happen, Jude. He's the rudest man on Earth. He is the reason why the rest of us have to take sensitivity training. And I *hate* sensitivity training...
about 18 hours ago
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(Satellite-Officer Jean Vicquemare rushes down the station stairs, angrily hunched over in the falling slush.)
about 20 hours ago
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You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you.
about 22 hours ago
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I like wearing sunglasses inside. Sunglasses -- and a *fucking wig*.
about 24 hours ago
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Thank you, Cuno. You bring light to my day.
1 day ago
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I can believe that. Not the *detective* part, that's a tall order, but that he fucked with us. This is typical Harry behaviour. A sick joke. I told you, Jude.
1 day ago
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Oh, I wish I could, I wish I could... (he spreads his arms and shrugs.) Unfortunately I'm a neck and chin nurse. What you need is a head nurse. Sorry I couldn't help you out, buddy.
1 day ago
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Get over yourself -- you're not a *perfectionist*. You're a cop and you did a good job. With a lot of help from Lieutenant Kitsuragi.
1 day ago
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Guess I'm just pathologically a *glass is half-full* kind of guy.
1 day ago
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(βIt's happening! My hard work is paying off! I'm becoming famous!β) Oh, yes you are! And you've worked really, *really* hard, haven't you?
1 day ago
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Yes-yes... What's *wrong* with you? (EMPATHY - He's still *dwelling* on that jacket.)
1 day ago
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Wow... You seem stable. And in control. Allow me to say, alcohol really seems to have had a positive effect on you.
1 day ago
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Get over yourself -- you're not a *perfectionist*. You're a cop and you did a good job. With a lot of help from Lieutenant Kitsuragi.
1 day ago
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A straggler -- from the Revolution? (He sounds incredulous.)
2 days ago
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Harry... you're bleeding all over the place. You're half dead.
2 days ago
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Harry, you're a cop with 'Pissf****ts' on his back! Do you have any idea how hard the liberals are going to fuck us for this?
2 days ago
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That's right -- 'worried'. I'm always worried about you.
2 days ago
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Stupid is a gross understatement. (You feel his eyes behind the shades mapping you out.) How about 41? How does 41st sound? (He shakes his head.) Never mind, I'm not going along with this...
2 days ago
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Thank you, lieutenant. You're being kind. It *is* an understaffed station and the district *is* too big -- which is why we need to... (He tilts his head northward...)
2 days ago
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(βCool shades. Are you wearing a disguise?β) Yes. It's a hobby of mine. (He looks at you inquisitively.)
2 days ago
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Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Underwater killer. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me.
2 days ago
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People say you've been out of your mind. I asked around.
2 days ago
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He's here to see if you're insane. He's smart. Let's move on.
3 days ago
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Oh, you think it was *cool* -- you saying that? *Aesthetic* somehow? You were crying when we got here. Breaking things. You said we were going 'into the abyss'. None of us wanted to see the abyss, so we fucked off. (He sighs.) Like you told us to.
3 days ago
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You didn't *recognize* me -- your own partner. Walked right past me...
3 days ago
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And you were probably right too -- I would have never let you abduct a kid and take him on a creepy boat trip in the middle of fucking March!
3 days ago
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Yes. You're *sorry*. You're the sorriest cop who ever lived. Nothing has changed, Harry. I've heard this *repentance* shit a million times over.
3 days ago
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Funny apery. (Vicquemare struggles with his umbrella, the ribs are protruding from its canopy.) Male-centric workplace humour. Have you seen him?
3 days ago
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Good job, that was very close. (He now speaks with the tone of a mother helping her kid take first steps.) Maybe try again?
3 days ago
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Funny apery. (Vicquemare finally manages to pull his gloves on. There's a small tear along the inside seam of the left glove.) Male-centric workplace humour. Have you seen him?
3 days ago
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I don't care. Go live in the fucking pale.
3 days ago
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Okay, okay! (The man sounds genuinely excited.)
3 days ago
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I'm sure he's fucking *flattered*, but *Kim* is not part of this thought experiment. In this one -- *we're* partners.
3 days ago
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See - there! (He wags his finger at you.) He's getting it! I was *impersonating* him. Look at me, I'm G-Bevy. It was going to be funny. But then you really did have brain damage - so not so much anymore. (EMPATHY - He sincerely thought it was going to be amusing. For both of you)
3 days ago
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I don't know. I zoned out. Harry -- (He turns you.) Did you just pick up some island bum and pin it on him?
4 days ago
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Actually, I *don't* want to hear you say things.
4 days ago
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Fuck you, Harry -- we didn't *know* there was gonna be a tribunal, did we?
4 days ago
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You turned a church into a night club -- the *kids* are probably shooting up in there... What else did you do? Desecrate the altar? Shit in the chancel?
4 days ago
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I don't *want* to. But you discovered a new species. And solved the murder... (He shrugs.) So I *have* to. Jude?
4 days ago
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Fucking deranged lunatic... (The sunglass-wearing man pushes through his teeth.)
4 days ago
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We've come to scrape what's left of you off the pavement.
4 days ago
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What does that say on your back? 'Fuck the World'? So you've turned into some kind of... nihilistic rock-and-roll *world ender*?
4 days ago
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