Rethinking this after finding this photo of Caroline Polachek

24 hours after downloading MTG and I am really enjoying it but I don't see myself ever playing with physical cards because undoubtedly my entire collection would become soaked with silicone lube

This was such a serve, why lie

I luv moto suits because they make me feel like Suzaku from code geass

How do you regard this creature

Microscopic

awruff meowww rawwrrr !! This collective and party are still young, but we're so proud of this last year and would be honored if you'd consider voting us "best party" at the Gaggy's, Chicago's third annual drag and nightlife awards Voting opens today @ linktr.ee/gaggyawards Xoxoxo Team Tailz 🐾

I live in da void

Four funny letters

Tight fit is crucial

Slipped on my own lubey floor award 🏅

Reintroduction

Wtf are you doing if you aren't coming to Tailz 📸: @tymeup.bsky.social

Something spiky this way chums

What if I was a little evil

The more money I save for a future fursuit the more cognizant I am becoming that I'm basically sitting on a lump sum of money that could just as easily get thrown at like an Eames chair or something

I got so high and so horny last night that it was 3 AM and I was trying to subscribe to somebody's jff with fucking bitcoin

I am literally begging gay guys to start wearing deodorant. What happened

When you're at a normie function and the inevitable "let's go around the room and share our hobbies" part arrives it sucks keeping kink as a big part of your life bc obviously you can't go into that kind of detail with these people so you have to make up some shit like "I LOVE hiking 😍"

Set up an appointment to get contacts for the first time in my life and literally the only motivation to do so was so that I can ditch the glasses when I'm wearing rubber

There should be a daytime TV program that's just a video of me watching instagram reels

Expressing aspects of our interiority @rubbergimptwo.bsky.social

Girl I'm bored let's go put on deodorant

Nonzero chance I've been living in the Skinamarink house this whole time

There is a way to find true love in the dark room and I am determined to figure it out

In the future when the nuclear fallout is raining down on humanity the only people to survive will be the gay guys who all owned S10s

2ish months 😎

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Grindr is like being in the panopticon but all the guards are ugly

Current state of my brain

One day I will need a sexual partner willing to do intricate and complicated roleplaying of a PhD advisor-student relationship to unpack and work through the psychological torment I currently am putting myself through

There are scat queens among us

The world needs more snobs

We as a rubber animal community need to be doing more TikTok dances

Snoop Dogg says only one person has outsmoked him.

I need a man with acne scars and a gambling problem

You met me at a very Kantian time in my life

Guy who does chastity as a good faith attempt to stop jerking off so often & reset his dopamine levels

Gay guys do not seem to enjoy it when I play Philip Glass during sex

Bought my last piece of rubber I wanted to order before MIR

According to Raymond Tallis, the physical gesture of pointing "points to two kinds of beyond: the otherness of the world and the presence of other minds in the world."

Are there services for hooding an S10 I already own? Like I mail them an S10 they mail it back nestled in a rubber hood

I used to think submissive tops simply lacked Protestant work ethic but one of my primary fantasies as of late involves a top put into bondage and riding his cock until his stupid load is inside me. Whether he likes it or not

What day is it

Day 1 working on the oil rig

Greetings fine shyt

Wow, unbelievably comfortable. Easiest 11 inch circumference of my life