“Seems like it should be a bigger story” will be this nation’s epitaph.

Pulitzer to the first journalist who tells Hasset to “cut the bullshit or we simply won’t have you on again.”

I invite you all to take a shit on the floor of the Capitol Rotunda and smear the walls. YOU TOO CAN BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!

Crooked Don. Sleepy Don. Little Don. Lying Don. Low IQ Don. All projection. Even the nicknames.

If it’s a day ending in -y, the White House press corps is failing at pressing.

“Feels like it should be a bigger story…” will be the title of the definitive book on the Trump Era and the media’s abject failure.

Fake President. Fake presidency.

If you’re a journalist attending tonight’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner—you’re not.

If it’s a day ending in -y the media owes Joe Biden the biggest of apologies.

This decade-plus nightmare is a tragic, colossal failure of the media as much as it is a failure of anyone or anything else. No one in history has been graded on a steeper or more unfair curve.

If it’s a day ending in -y, @nytimes.com is sanewashing the absolute, profane batshittery of a man who wouldn’t be acceptable as a junior high guidance counselor much less President of the United States and Commander in Chief, For the umptillionth time, what the fuck are we doing here?

It’s not $1.5 trillion in defense spending. They renamed themselves the Department of War. It’s $1.5 trillion for offensive war spending.

Fired for not being bad enough. Temper your celebrations. With Felonius Chunk, it always gets worse.

The media did Joe Biden so dirty.

I love this idea

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Who’s responsible for figuring out how we’ll take that criminal pedophile’s coins and tender out of circulation once he’s charged and imprisoned? Disgusting.

If you’re in the media and you willfully run with a story because “President Trump said…” something, you are complicit. Get some backbone and call this what it is: a malignant narcissist with deep mental impairment who says whatever he thinks sounds best, i.e., a congenital liar. Do better.

He bankrupted casinos. That should have been a tell.

They should have given him two statues: one for Smoke and the other for Stack. MBJ!

The Dems should NEVER call it the SAVE Act. It’s the “They Can’t Win if They Don’t Cheat” Act. Branding matters.

He still thinks political asylum is the same as an insane asylum. And he doesn’t know the difference between an excursion and an incursion. DEI = Dumb, Evil, and Inept

THIS would’ve caused Fox News to go apoplectic for weeks were it to have involved Biden or Obama and been shown on CNN, MSNBC, or any other network. Comer and Jordan would already have subpoenaed the producers. Trump would have yelled “Fake News!” from the golf course. Dems and legacy media:

You can be Pro-America. You can be Pro-Trump. You can’t be both.

There’s a very small, very straight line between Trump’s bloodthirst for violence in war and his thirst for violence against women and underage girls.

Make Iran Great Again??? Missed that part of the platform.

Every day there are articles and op eds about how to stop the President of the United States from halting an election he’s know his party will lose, with the foregone and cavalier acceptance that he will indeed try to do so, and it’s treated as just business as usual.

One. Billion. Dollars. A. Day. That’s the ad. Run it.

Gas was 2.89 yesterday at 5 pm. This morning? 3.49. Thx Obama. Wait…

Guess what Merrick Garland did today? Nothing, per usual.

How about we send warfighters Hegseth and Kennedy to the front lines, jeans and all.

Is there a toll-free number to request regime change here?

You know what won’t happen Monday? Subpoenas to compel Epstein testimony by Melania and Donald Trump.

There’s no other explanation. No alternate facts.

Impeach and convict this motherfucker yesterday, once and for all. Enough. Enough. Enough.

Paging Dowd? Maureen Dowd?

CNN died well before today.

There shouldn’t be a single Democrat there. They play right into his hand.

Not a single Democrat should be in attendance tonight. If you’d like to bring an Epstein survivor, assemble the press and do it in a nearby location as alternate programming. No need to give the lies, cruelty, and dementia an audience. No need at all.

Hey media, for tomorrow’s #SOTU, which like so many others I won’t watch, why don’t you imagine it’s Joe Biden speaking and then cover the shitshow as if it were him. No more free passes. You’ve done quite enough.

Will take a long time to remove the beer smell from the fraternity that used to be the FBI.

That’s my governor.

Everything he does is unconstitutional. Even a blind squirrel catches a nut every now and then. Let us not celebrate the total immunity-giving SCOTUS for getting ONE right.

Just one burst artery. One.

Epstein Files > X Files

The only way the SOTU protest works is if not a single Democrat in Congress attends. (Fetterman not included).

Wow.

Every Dem should boycott the SOTU. The time for respecting norms came and went a long time ago. It’s time to throw the tea in the harbor.

Of all the people who’ve never been laid, Nick Fuentes is the never-been-laidiest. What a twat.