“Oof.” Massage chair time!

“Haggard, you might even say.”

“Has been around for as long as Selene is old.” “And Selene is very old.”

[ giggling, tapping her lap ] Tell mama what you did today !!

“Logan, dear. Stop on your feet before you’ll have to relearn the alphabet.”

“It’s… the Wolverine.” [ horror movie theme music ]

“Thanks to the chef~” “Also. Fork and knife use please.” She took her own plate in her hands, making her way over to the dining table. Folded cutlery for both her and Illyana that she sets down. “I slept decent but I think it’s nothing this breakfast can’t boost.”

That’s the sweetest thing he could say about her. 🥹

“Ah yes, that sounds homely.”

“A god of multiversal reality, huh.. good to know.” “Ive had my fair share of experience in mutants from other universes traveling over. So I for one have always wanted to crack the formulas to the multiverse.” Emma smiled, wordlessly for a few——+

“I don’t have a feel good-tough love speech for that..” “But I can hold my eyes out for one?”

“I’d kill to meet someone who doesn’t speak or think much once.”

YOU HEARD HIM

💡 That’s why she meant by mushrooms

Picking up speed for the spin with her foot. Holding the little mushroom up in the air. “Wooooooooooooooo !!”

She equally wrapped her hands around her cup, nice and warm. She lightly blew on the hot liquor. “Thank you dagger. True, I’ve been keeping busy. It’s a hassle to stay atop in these shark waters.” She chuckled, no telling what the mutant was up to in detail.

// I hope no one is mad or feeling ignored bc I’m replying slow I will get to all replies it will probably be out of order though

“Oh no. I must’ve misread.” Feigning. “Elaborate on the end of the world things for me?~”

“…” “Yep. I smell a being made of alcohol.”

She takes the matcha latte from his hands with a pleased smile. “Thank you Wade.” She’s really enjoying this. And now she’s making his brain matter scramble like requested. “A disturbance?”

And that was a highly suspicious smell. She’s been around it before.. Emma decides to investigate and carefully follow the trail of the aroma.

// not a single word about age in the mun section or bio!

And I need a large matcha latte.

// THANKS for 100 FOLLOWERSSSS and for messing around with my Emma ~ 𝓠.✦

“AGAIN?” “Please put that in your calendar in bold.” A grimace. “But no it wasn’t you, it was very distinctly Wolverine.”

“Because you don’t know what’s going on in that stoic head of his. It’s always the quiet ones.” “Any spider you’re romancing then?”

“Hahaha, yeah. Made contact with my fair share of parrots too.” “And you’re into that?”

“I had a crush on him for a reason..”

// GRRRAAAAAH I HAVE TO FINISH THIS ONE TASK AND THEN IM FREEEEE

….

“Something EXACTLY like that.”

“Okay..” {{ intensity and pressure increase }}

“Are you talking about the things I read in the news?”

“No but it’s already hurting, isn’t it?”

I smell something.

“Hm.” A subtle grin. “Guess you not having psi protection means you don’t come across telepaths often.”

THERES MY DARLING ~ [ LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAD PATS ]

Mrr?

JEFF BOY !!

LIKE YOU??! What happened to hello…. How are you… my name is…

A quick release of it. “Sorry. I was seeing if I could.”

Fine. I like her.

Do you think I was born yesterday? You’re obviously not getting any brain brain stimulation if you’re not behaving. [ big grin. ] Now say “ understood maam. “

“Oopsie. Don’t stress !! They’re all friendly mushrooms and friendly Deadpools.”

“You don’t. They are indeed loud but so far I conclude they’re harmless.”

… Fine by me. I can get anyone to behave.

I think this is an absurd malfunction but it’s still reality, at least the two wade’s are. And pills AGAIN? Oh honey…

And you want to be shredded by me forever. Just say it. It’s fine.