oof, monday's game is (supposedly) starting at 8:50.

y'all need to stop talking about the 25th amendment. it would take either the president admitting he's unable to continue, or a declaration by the VP and the cabinet. his cabinet are afraid to wear fucking shoes that fit, do you think they'll pull a palace coup?

there was a moment, early, when i was worried that rivas could make things hard on us. i think he has four points since. dusty, man, just schemed him right out of the building.

y'know, those capital one commercials with caitlin clark bouncing a pretzel off chuck's face made me not sick of her. but not for long. sick of her face, again.

elliott cadeau just played the greatest 2 for 14 half in the history of the sport.

“coming up at halftime, we’ll have an extended jam session by 1999 grammy nominees the spin doctors! see you in 90 minutes!”

i can't even imagine going to the final four - on the bucket list of sports for me - excited to watch some great basketball, and being forced to sit through this fucking travesty between games. nobody. fucking. wants this.

what the actual fuck am i watching right now? this is why it's, like, an hour between games? screw all of this.

can't stand UConn, but i love the rip hamilton sighting.

illinois fan in the stands sporting the classic "muck fichigan" t-shirt. dude, you're not even playing us. support your OWN team.

i'm really happy for tarris reed jr. he's transformed himself into a tremendous player.

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if you want to learn gaslighting you can do worse than at the knee of geno auriemma.

i'm hoping that dawn busts into gino's postgame presser, a la john cheney busting in on calipari.

the espn women's hoops desk is the best in sports, bar none. three effortlessly cool, smart, insightful, funny women.

well. that was weird.

It’s going to be an awkward continental breakfast at Marriott Bonvoy tomorrow morning.

geno, you do NOT want that. dawn will bust her foot off in your backside.

@cjzero.bsky.social i KNOW you got gino's sideline rant.

geno, man. SPICY.

physical similarity aside, it's really easy to imagine te'yala becoming joyce edwards in 2 years. long, athletic, sort of a slinky defender and rebounder.

I made a little Instagram reel about this image because it’s just so frickin’ cool

Duke rowing team got jokes

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

best pairing of song and physical art in the history of ever.

same, only two decades.

just a never-ending badass.

the responses to this are gold, jerry, gold!

holy crap, miami has 51 in the first damn quarter

every time i open instagram and see one of the WBB women have posted i get a little bit nervous. #portalseason

2023-24 michigan guard lauren hansen, hired as an assistant at rutgers. 23-24 that was a weird, frustrating season, but hansen was one tough customer, every single night. great hire - if she imparts any of that mentality to rutgers, they're on the way back.

oh, go to hell, wordle. Wordle 1,747 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

guess i have to mute "star trek," now.

www.maptap.gg March 31 93🏆 100🎯 62🫢 95🏅 61😐 Final score: 785 i believe that #1 was chosen specifically to hurt me, on this day.

i almost feel hung over, like...feelings of dread, anxiety, and basically just trying to not think about last night. i mostly feel bad for these *powerful* women. it sucks to get your clock cleaned. but the "hardest working team in america" thing isn't just something they say. we'll be back.

we'll be back.

vic is a great coach, but the audacity to give it to the refs after THIS is some phony-baloney shite. give me a colossal break.

oh, for fuck's sake, vic, are you seriously bitching about a call? go to hell.

oh, call the motherfucking foul. jesus.

liv trying runners into traffic max rather than that killer pull-up.

getting looks, just need to make settle down and make a couple.

this is gonna be fun, no matter what

bollards are cool.

i'm really bummed that i have to mute 'andy weir' for a few days because online people suck.

never underestimate the capacity of some people to freak the fuck out over mild criticism of their thing.

the duke guy wanted a tech on UConn for excessive celebration, and now i'm *howling.*

just about as pretty a sequence as you will find…and splash, cadeau. beautiful basketball.

lappas is butt. just unlistenable.

so it’s going to be a ref game. cool cool cool.

the whole bluesky alt-text thing is really something..