Big incel energy

When I was managing editor of Us Weekly in its heyday, I used to joke with the copy and research departments: If there's ever a cover line that ends in a question mark, the answer is no.

That's not Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

To be known forever after as "corn DOGEs." MAGA!

Gen X indie heaven

War-ravaged Portland

Best episode of Portlandia ever

We did it, America! Great again!

Ok, so Macron had to walk on the street, and MAGA is whining about the fact that Trump had to walk up a flight of stairs (because apparently his own staff shut off the escalator)? Weak.

"Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?" the diplomat reportedly said. We do—with the exception of the 77.3 million morons who voted for him; the entire establishment Republican Party; and the mainstream media who insist on normalizing his insanity. www.rawstory.com/trump-un-267...

TFG (does not stand for "the former guy")! Would you let Grandpa Demento speak at a staff meeting or give a toast at a wedding, much less address the UN General Assembly??? 25th Amendment time, for god's sake

Such an asshole. Embarrassing. Good job, America!

Enough is enough

How many crimes can one "presidential administration" commit before you can just call them a crime family?

Enough is enough. Every Democratic ranking member of the appropriate committees has to push for impeachment for every single crime Trump and his administration are committing. They will most likely result in zero charges, but the Dems have to fight with all they have. Now.

Looks an awful lot like a coordinated attack on the forces of freedom to me. We're on the Western Front.

The word "got" is doing some heavy lifting. If the headline is a question, the answer is "he turned himself in"

Honest question: If Trump/MAGA/Republicans campaigned on the promise that they would literally destroy America—as opposed to "making it great again"—would their policies be any different?

You pick up the phone when the murder suspect's father says he's confessed to the crime and is surrendering voluntarily? Brilliant police work, Sherlock

👇🏼

Trump cabinet meeting youtu.be/QxTMbIxEj-E?...

With those cankles, you aren't walking anywhere, pawpaw

"We're the hottest country in the world!" —Some orange clown

Hey MAGA, you can't murder the truth. Your boy is bad at business. GREAT at conning people. Terrible at business.

Are we great yet, MAGA?

These guys? Shocker

Which photo is more unflattering: either of the below or this?

Does Trump keep saying he's going to Russia because he's going to surrender Alaska to Putin?

Or the National Guard

Yes

NYTimes: "Iceberg winning ocean war with Titanic"

Not @nytpitchbot.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/u...

WSJ's framing is crazy making. It should be "Trump made to look like an ignorant malevolent fool when Powell exposed his lies on camera"

Democratic leadership:

GOP = Grand Old Pedos

As the official spokesman for all Asians in New York, I will verify Mamdani's membership in the club. Next question?

We are better than this. Everybody who voted for this? Not so much

Paramount has joined Disney in paying bribes to Donald Trump, the Washington Post killed its Harris endorsement, Fox News functions as Republican state media, and the X algorithm amplifies fascist content. Here's why the media has a liberal bias problem.

Oh no, is Trump going to bomb TikTok too?

We are stupid, unserious people. Not me, or anyone who has never voted for this. The rest of you. Great job, America.

Idiocracy

"We love you God." JFC

Oh my god. Absolute clown show. We are living in the upside down. Welcome to The Onion reality

Welcome to the Rebellion