I wonder which of my partners this was 🙄

Alright, I have to be honest, puppy girls are better than cat girls, we all know it's true

Perfect outfit for this weather, don't you think?

I’d look so cute with a tail

Everyone should go listen to this now. I mean it Right. Now Stop reading already and go listen

Trust the all trans line up gig to have pickles at the bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm shit at poetry Here's my butt

My thighs are getting bigger I think

My thighs are getting bigger I think

How's the view?

//\\ @wearetheweirdos.bsky.social @h0pe-parry.bsky.social Artisan Tap, Stoke January 8, 2025 \\//

Hello sky app. I now have a new record for the amount of orgasms I've had whilst being fucked. 11. Thank you for your time

My ass doesn't get nearly as much attention as it should 😔

jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle

My ass doesn't get nearly as much attention as it should 😔

Happy new year, here's my body

Happy new year, here's my body

Giving my wife's plushies a much needed wash. There was much protesting

It is a bad day to be a Niners fan dating a Lions fan

I mean, just look at this

I mean, just look at this

It is actually comical how big my tits are. Like, I look like a 13 year old boy drew me. It's so silly

Merry titmas or whatever Marx said

Who up Taking Back their Sunday?

Who up scissoring they sisters?

Who up Spicing they girls?

There are no 3 words I fear more from a partner than "they've gotten bigger"

One of my fave things about being chronically ill is that even after 8 years of managing my condition, I still never learn, and constantly overdo it. This post brought to you by my swollen foot

kiss me all over 🥺

Man the thing about Ko-Fi and Patreon and stuff is like, for the price of a gacha pull per month, you can be part of the reason why someone you believe in gets to pursue what they actually want to do. Through the power of many you can help ppl you like chase their dreams for a gacha pull per month.

Plz rid me of this boxy burden!

I don't have much to say so here's a selfie

Jesus Christ I'm 35

//\\ Pet Needs Band on the Wall November 26, 2024 \\//

//\\ @laurajanegrace.bsky.social Band on the Wall November 26, 2024 \\//

If anyone was wondering what having a healing rib tattoo, healing nipple piercings, and 34FF titties is like... Owwy

I will now only be washing my hair when it rains

I’m live on my free page right now!! @blairebarbi_free

Forehead kisses to everyone who picks up some merch

Forehead kisses to everyone who picks up some merch

Laying in her bed, cuddling her t-shirt, missing her already

The myth, the legend, the sleepy

//\\ @campfiresocial.bsky.social Exchange, Bristol November 19, 2024 \\//

I never knew how much I manage to elbow myself in the tit until I got a meter bar jammed through them 🥲

I have 6 of these tees left, and once they're gone they are gone! I'll throw in any freebies to those who sell them out ko-fi.com/fishouttawat...

I will do ungodly things to everyone who buys a tee or even anything from my store because I need to get rid of it all ASAP ko-fi.com/fishouttawat...

//\\ The Yacht Club Exchange, Bristol November 19, 2024 \\//