Happy Premiere Day!! #Survivor

Less than 24 hours away from the premiere #Survivor

She's all of us, actually

Hear me out

I love to click "follow all" on starter packs and then run like I just sent a super important text

I love how nice people are on here

@otisdeburgh.bsky.social omg could I be added to the LMAO comedy feed that's like being a celebrity for me

Tuesdays feel like Mondays but worse

Hear me out

Neither am I

The way I have so many banger posts but no one sees them

I fear I’m becoming addicted to this app

Or “oh that’s right, it’s because I went to sleep at 2 am”

That RHOP reunion part 2 was GOOD, whew #RHOP

School starts too early

SURVIVOR 48 THIS WEEK

Still time to join my Survivor 48 confidence league! Winner gets $75! bracketology.app.link/SiZndZdJVQb

Nothing is worse that biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and thinking about the chocolate you could’ve had

Even Grok knows

We need a pink tribe on Survivor 50

Hey Bluesky 💙🦋

Huge Survivor news!! #Survivor50

Omg this is huge news

20 minutes of gamer rambling. i also accidentally say twitch emote outloud. youtu.be/JxM47eH3cHk?...

BLUE SKY WON'T LET ME POST A VIDEO LONGER THAN 60 SECONDS SO HERE YOU GO. I'M ON SURVIVOR!!!!!!!! #survivor #survivor48 #survivorfortyATE

#Survivor 48 contestant and fire lieutenant Chrissy Sarnkowsky has some fiery takes about superfans, and how she hopes to become the "cool aunt," rather than the mom, of her tribe: parade.com/tv/chrrisy-s...

Traitors tonight!!! :)

It's like getting into a cold shower It's like waking up at 6:15 AM It's like walking to your car in the morning when it's freezing It's like getting out of a hot tub on a cold day It's like brainfreeze

American society really peaked in the 2010s, y’all.

His name is Lyle. He’s a really good person and was almost playing a pretty good game so far, so let’s at least respect him enough to call him by his name when you’re fishing for likes.

derrick levasseur needs his twitter account taken away permanently

new week new me

Maybe I should just post funny stuff on here

It’s giving what’s his name… baby Dylan Efron???

Y’all I just realized I have a million followers on bluesky is anyone still here?

FYI I’m on fire on that nasty app don’t doubt that

I’m back on bluesky

😱 did that ever exist

Explain your username. My name (Lyle) means From The Island. And it goes with Survivor so it's kinda perfect.

Sydnee, girl, you should have just went on Love Island. #DONDI

Especially when the PRESIDENT-ELECT is saying it's the Gulf of America and Canada and Greenland are gonna join the US omg

I’m so excited!!! #DONDI

Are u watching the golden globes?

Wait I’m almost at a million followers

Stayed up way too late to finish the new Indiana Jones game- can’t say enough good things about it! Fun story and gameplay, and the voice leads killed it. Most importantly, it FELT like Indiana Jones. Any fan should run to play it!

A ladybug just bit me what the hell