Big Poppa on a sitar...just made my day

M3gan 2.0 is a fun movie. At times it winks at you and laughs along at how unserious At other times it wants to be serious. It's a dark comedy action movie and I loved every minute of it.

Some people think that proximity to whiteness will protect them from the fallout of racism. All they end up doing is being a mouthpiece for what they want to say and can reference it as "I didn't say it, this minority did" The model minority myth is a ploy but guess what you're still not white.

When you in your 40's headed to drop $300 at the club real quick

Email from Snapchat my account was permanently locked for violating community standards. I found it odd because I never created a Snapchat account. I go through the steps to recover and it's some dude named Mark Brown. So that means Snapchat lets you create an account without verifying email

It never was. The Democratic party WAS the party of the Klan. The civil rights act WAS ratified by the Republican party JFK just happened to be president at the time. Party loyalists viewed it as betrayal and formed Dixiecrats GOP welcomed them and Dems became "progressive" by default.

Always a bop. This was produced by Bobby McFerrin's daughter.

Ever go to a leasing office and you can tell by their demeanor they are just not thrilled about the prospect of leasing to you. I'll probably have to send a non-melanated colleague to get the 411 on the place.

That damned sugar...

It's so weird the overwhelming MAJORITY (80%) of the US population lives in an urban environment. So how does living in a city not make you a *real" representative of the nation. If anything too many concessions are made for rural needs.

They think because they're using dog whistles we don't know it. But we see it held to their lips as they're blowing hard. DEI hire Woke The words change but we know what they're REALLY saying.

At this point in my startup's life, I've come to realize I'm not just working on a cool idea, I'm running a business. Everything I do, every decision I make has to be taken within the context of making this company viable. Especially since this is being bootstrapped I can't afford to waste effort.

Live action cyclops in classic blue and gold uniform... youtu.be/8bHYLYyES3w?...

When you use a chat agent for customer support, don't try to make it seem like it's a real human.

Baby you're like my favorite sled. I wanna whisper your name with my dying breath.

Wait wait wait...WAIT

I switched phones recently from iPhone to Pixel (Android). And the most irritating aspect of it is that I can't wholesale transfer the one time password settings from Microsoft Authenticator on the iPhone to the android. I have like fifteen OTPs and have to reestablish one by one on the new phone

"As long as her name is my last breath on earth" Brother that is the best definition of love I've ever read

That's the entire point of his shock and awe tactics oversaturated the news cycle with so much cruft that we become number to it. Like who is surprised this happened?

My daughter mentioned to me that she has recurring nightmares about active shooter drills becoming real. She mentioned it must be like the nuclear duck and cover drills we did in the 80s. I explained the difference is we didn't have nuclear bombs dropping every other day so it wasnt real to us.

That, as my people would say, was a word.

Thank you joy because we all see this buffoon for what he is. He wasn't even a good sports analyst. He was just loud wrong and obnoxious. And that is exactly why he's getting paid to be a racist mouthpiece that they get to say "well it was a Black guy who said it"

They just want to go back to simpler times where people who didn't fit in with their standards were locked up in passed cells and given shock therapy

Finally fired up Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Wolverine is my favorite character so far. He literally will jump on a guy slice him up with his claws and throw him across the screen. Paired with Captain America as my favorite team. It reminds me of X-Men Arcade and Captain America and the Avengers.

Got a rejection letter that was so generic, they addressed it to someone else. Funniest thing. I hadn't actually applied for a specific job. Had just been talking with one of their officers. I think the random letter from some recruiter I never interacted with was more insulting than being ghosted.

Michael Jordan was an amazing player. But LeBron is the GOAT. This coming from a Bulls fan. That this is a contentious statement shows that people listen to emotions rather than facts.

I'm so glad we discovered as a species that brussel sprouts taste good if you broil them instead of boiling them.

I still have that dream of researching an autonomous ASL interpreter. Thanks to Dr Joseph Hill who presented his research on Black ASL at Microsoft in 2019. www.josephchill.com/black-asl

Let's say you have a billion dollars at 30 years old. Even if you live to 100 that's over 17M per year That means you can donate 16M every year and still have a million to sit on EVERY year. And billionaires wonder why people aren't enamored by them. They can change the world but choose not to.

Unskippable cutscenes before a tough boss battle.

Just a reminder. We have three more years left of this mess.

You just died. the sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you

Finally got around to playing clair obscura. And dammit that prologue wasn't fair

I always wanted a sequel to the XMen arcade game. Looks like Marvel Cosmic Invasion is just what the doctor ordered.

The new excuse is "my prompt is running"

Mate in five. I didn't see it in game but I did eventually win.

This just in, the US Department of Agriculture has updated its website to state that there is no evidence that water makes plants grow and is proposing a study to begin hydrating crops with Brawndo because it has what plants crave.

Need to work on my board vision. Setup the perfect check mate and missed it. Still won but could've ended it earlier.

Okay I think I figured it out. Remember the movie Big? Where a ten year old takes over an adult body? I present to you the current POTUS making a schoolyard joke of MTG

I just love that her used the exact words I would use with regard to the "anti-woke briar" Using "woke" as a pejorative is virtue signalling. And the virtue you're signalling is willful ignorance.

I'd heard about Seven Habits of Highly Effective People throughout my life. I finally read it and it changed my outlook on life.

Okay made the switch to a Google Pixel and the best feature hands down is the call assistant screening the spam calls instead of them constantly ringing and interrupting my flow.

John Stewart sums up my reaction. Every one of them that voted for this needs to be primaried for people who will actually do what needs to be done. Guess what morons, no one was blaming you for the shutdown. But now that you've put people through this for nothing....you're gonna get flack for it.

I'm not saying ICE are neo-nazis...oh wait I am.

Jamal Roberts just opened for Monica and Brandy performing Dangelos untitled.

You can pay for school but you can't buy class

This issue is more nefarious than it seems. The EPA emissions rules are more lenient for vehicles classified as light trucks. So instead of refitting their lines to meet the requirements, auto makers started pushing their trucks as every day vehicles today they make up 80% of new vehicle sales.

Some actual useful advice? Download Too Good To Go. It’s a food waste prevention app where vendors sell bags of their goods that would go to waste at the end of the day for low costs