So MP's are going for the "slightly less than two drinks" argument 😆 Because of course they are! Satire is dead. youtu.be/VTSCppeFzX4?...

Meds review with pharmacy staff at gps surgery first thing in the morning tomorrow, the group that keep fucking up my repeat prescriptions ever damn time I put one in, and I'm trying not to spend the night in a preemptive state of rage at dealing with them.

I suspect this photo is going to be one of the most shared over the next few years if Labour is stupid enough to select Streeting to replace Starmer.

I'm not saying T*ump or N*tanyahu are the antichrist: I'm just saying it might not hurt to make sure 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fucking c*nt. We do not agree to this war or attacking Iran. What happened to not letting america use our bases. Starmer is a fucking puppet. He doesn't work for the people of the uk at all. The world is making me angry today.

Just throwing this everywhere because for fucks sake. I don't wanna catch this. Go check out the doctor in the original post explain what will happen to you and stop listening to men with brain worms give you medical advice.

This film is going to really piss me off. Me: the woman who a film is ruined if I notice even one historically inaccurate costume design! Can you even imagine how much valium and whisky I'll need to watch this?

And I complain nobody listens to my good ideas! Good work. Now just have to shift from doing it around a very contaminated and useless crime scene, and barricade those nice blocks around ICE hq. Turn their base into a prison. You've nearly got it. Keep going! Think it through. I believe in you!!!

Oh look: working conditions are so bad we're bringing back consumption. Why not with how 2026 is going! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Probably going to get listed as an international terrorist by rump for even thinking this...

Probably going to get listed as an international terrorist by rump for even thinking this...

I thought I might stay on the vampire theme and I've never read Interview With A Vampire. And I've come to the conclusion: VAMPIRES ARE WHINEY ARSED SELF OBSESSED BITCHES THAT NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! Jesus wept. I'm about ready to stake the fucker if he keeps up the broody bullshit much longer.

Mum: Be nice to people. Don't upset them! Me: Bah! I'm a sink or swim kinda person. We'll either get on or they'll drown! It'll be fine! Mum: Yes, but you have the survival rate of the Titanic! Ouch! ...someone call the burn unit. My mum is on fire tonight!

Wow. They're actually sciencing why I feel so crap at last. Its only taken 25 years! To gp that told me "well everyone feels tired and I don't believe in chronic fatigue" ...shove this up your tired arse.

Omg they're right.... Well, except making my bank account happy. Join a library!

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Just believe the women. Fuck the files@

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Even with treatment: the last 25 years have been a fucking joy 🙄 The meds cause almost as many side effects as the symptoms, and I've had a terrible memory since being so jaundice they suspect it might have caused some minor damage. Thats fine. FINE.

Happy 25 year anniversary to me of being diagnosed with autoimmune hepatitis. Not doing too bad considering I was told I would be dead by christmas without treatment or if it didn't work 👀 Not traumatic, at all!

Fit check. I'm now down to a size 16! Woo hoo! 18 if I still want some boob space but thats always been the case.

The right wing parties are using the same argument over here. It started with illegal immigrants people pn boats. Its now drifting to people who "aren't british" - I'll give you a hint: they judge britishness with a skin colour chart.

We're littler days away from the budget being announced and she doesn't have a fucking clue what she's doing?

81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.

Lock them both up. Justice applies to everyone.

Warming up for my first christmas dinner tomorrow

Got a new mattress today and its lovely and firm. But I wasn't expecting to lie awake having so many feelings about no longer sleeping on the same mattress I shared with Doris the entire time I had her. Its comfy. But its not Doris memories and still having a little bit of her smell comfy 😭

Was just reading a "what shoes to match with these trousers" fashion thing, and it said, I quote: "Grandma's 00s style ballet flats!" THE FUCKING WHO NOW?! GRANDMA?!!!!

Little moment of my mum wondering where she went wrong, again 😆 Mix up in the maternity ward! 😂😂

Let me say this one more time: EVERYONE. HATES. HIM! And his majority is 528.

Fuck off. I've given up on tv and constantly have my head in a book these days. I can't use kindle too often as it fucks with my eyes - don't ask, I'm weird. It's only performative as a visual cue to leave me the fuck alone, I will bite if you interrupt this good bit! 😆

If Americans think this is anything but straight up nazi German/starlin russia shit, they are deluded. People don't get dissappeared in a healthy democracy. Especially not when it takes family weeks to find out where they've even ended up or if they're still alive. This is what farrage wants here.

Soooo... america now has influence over our so called free press. Tad ironic with it being about the BBC, from an article from a paper owned by the son of a russian spy... but still... theres a principle there. A precedence. It's not good.

When there's no more room in hell... Damn, a week earlier and it would have been on Halloween! Now that would have been cool! I'm amending my will to want to pull some shit like this 300 years after I'm buried on Halloween! 😃 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Is he not allowed at the cenotaph? Oh. How sad. I'm sure my grandad who was away from home driving tanks for 5 years in north Africa and southern europe will be gutted about that 🤭😆

🎵...I don't want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need..🎵 😆

Can we pleeeeease do this with Starmer and Farage! They would not cope!

Omg, so bluesky has news that isn't solely based around trump and what the far right want to know. Its like discovering there's another world!!! And its mostly going to shit, but it's there!!

I hate new things but Twitter has become a racist right wing echo chamber. I think we need to stay on there to beat the algorithms - but fucking hell its hard work and a lot of negativity. Giving this another go.

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Why does this feel like Americas alleged bribery worked. I've got a bad feeling about this on already 😐 Well I suppose they had the nazi pope. It's keeping with tradition to have a MAGA pope 🙄

I feel like government/scientists have never watched Highlander 2 🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

Tonight is Walpurgis Night, or Hexennacht, the night before Beltane, when witches are said to fly through the air and gather, and amass their power, and the veil between worlds is thin (yeah, not just halloween that happens. It's a veil, ffs, not a brick wall!).

Life unworthy of life, elderly unworthy of cold winter payments. Cutting benefits will get you back to work, not into povert: work will set you free. Assisted dying without safeguards, don't be a burden on your family and country, aktion T4! Exactly who did we vote in? @UKLabour