I'm still alive btw Good for me, good for me... - He pats himself on the shoulder -

• Breathes. •

I would even say good morning, but I didn't even sleep...

Baby, what you do, what you do, what you do to me Makes me wanna be somebody I'm not 🎵

I'm- Amazing ✨😎

I'm tiiiiiiiiired

I'm huuuungry

I'm one step away from doing it again

Teehee Sorry I was literally taking a nap

• He takes a step back, narrowing his gaze. • That's exactly why I avoid Viltrumites...

Chicago was a trauma...ngl

. . . You should know that you wouldn't be an easy mission for me, please don't feel silly and leave Chicago alone.... 😰

NO— DudE U AREN'T SUPPOSED TO be A VILLAIN 🫵🏻

/ / Ok.. -inhales- I brought her here.

Pac Just to reassure myself that I’m not a burden or a bother. Also for new people too :D

Finally the weather is cooling down ✨

I missed the bunny memes

👁️👁️

// Just one(1) like and I'll surrender to the Spiderverse and create my Spidersona account.

🍧??

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please I really wanted a mission— do something, villains! Preferably nothing too serious...

My nose still hurts, it takes time to heal a broken nose.

The freedom of being able to talk to the mirror without getting hit by a car door ✨

I miss Eve already. >:(

Happy Mother-in-Law Day ✨

I think I would be a great villain! Not because I'm good at being bad but because I'm good at everything I do. ✨

MORNING 🔊!! ✨

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOOOOUS TONIIIIIIGHT 🎵

I'm definitely fine in the head! Good morning!

Morning ✨

If I wasn't a hero- • punching air. •

>:T

Unfortunately...

I would normally say yes, but I can't really blow up a company, I don't want to be a villain in the same world as Invincible 💀 I fully recognize my physical fighting limits....

I will blow up advertising companies.

I hate photo shoots... I hate magazines and I hate commercials and I hate merchandising

/ / And he's totally judging 👁️