gonna take a nap , do the dishes , n then try to upstream some haskell stuffs on guix

last night i had a dream i possessed too much rizz and ended up attracting the adoration of multiple suitors , which made me anxious bc i had to pick which one i wanted like i was in a visual novel or sotn

“Hey you guys didn’t vote for a genocider so actually the fascism happening now and our institutions inability to protect from it are actually your fault” Do you hear yourselves

How to not deny today 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ #art #illustration

i need to remeber to make "go live" alerts i will do that next saturday

twitch plays dnd in the afternoon tomorrow!

current situation really makes one appreciate how the red army just kinda popped all the nazis they encountered when taking berlin

this is me spiritually tbh

you had best not be too fastidious in your curiosity touching this Leviathan

if i had a boyfriend i would also want a rubber mallet so if i had a bad day at work i could hit him on the head with it until i felt better

thinking of getting into life-ruining debt by purchasing large quantities of expensive chinese silk as a bit

started reading types and programming languages last night no book has had me whipping out coq this fast before eugh i need to remember how to write proofs

wasnt looking when i grabbed my waterbottle for the gym and accidentally grabbed my gallon jug of dr bronners pure castile soap did not realize the error of my weighs till i was all the way at the gym

my compouter keeps OOMing for unknown reasons and i checked dmesg and theres 100000 allocations for the string "we are chalie kirk"

i got put in the Device and everyone knew you

i got solicited at the bus stop by two guys asking of i was interested in the church of jesus christ of latterday saints and my autistism kicked in and i said "sorry i already joined the lgbt community"

this is like when i was in middle school and i traded my fancy chinese watch for a chicken sandwich

theyre calling blueskyuser bigbookofbug "an entity of immense and domineering swagger"

been reading fanon lately its making me a bit to woke so i have to stop every now and again to watch youtube reels slop and remind myself of my roots

theyre calling this year of the bug

in haskell you use `$` to chain functions together and `<$>` to map over functors bc haskellheads know its all about currying tbose benjamins and composing fat stacks of wealth

are you from mississippi bc ur the only miss i ssip pi

ljstening to semetary despite having a fully developed brain

googling "how to become european" and saying "its so over" the moment one of the steps costs more than $3

"number 15: vvardenfell lesbianism anomaly"

christmas is going woke this year they replaced frosty the snowman w frost the sney/snem

blue pibby pink pibby old pibby this pibby sea pibby dead pibby sleep pibby skibidi

they did surgery on a grape

idk if i ever stated this formally (i don't think?) , but wanted to let twitch pals n associated computer pals know my stream hiatus was is going to be indefinite mayb. on top of work being a heavier load, i have been dedicating a lot of my time outside of work to pro-palestinian organizing

for some reason x the everything app has been serving me far-right tweets so i spent a solid week just spamming replies to marxist tweets so the algo would serve me those instead it actually worked waow

updating pronouns from he/him to he/they they/them they/she she/her is like transfemme alchemy

lezing out at the labubu love island matcha rave in the stanley cup bobaplex

the only thing i have to say abt literally anything # politics rn is tht "the wretched of the earth" is a really good book a lot more people should read

every day i get on my knees and thank god for inventing twinks

happy worldwide hawk tuah day here at twitch.tv/bigbookofbug

so (lambda (x y) x)

happy birthday hawk tuah

what should i do to celebrate hawk tuahs bday now tht its right around the corner

theyre eating me tomorrow

the best part about the mush v trump feud is that we get political-level yaoi plot

american pope: the body of christ is tjr holy whopper

new member added to bunny squad

being straight is a crime this month

in 2008 i was hospitalized for having near-fatal levels of swag

jfc im cooked