Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

happy "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" to those who celebrate

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

imagine telling kids 20 years from now that there used to be commercials without Kevin Hart in them

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feels like every time I get a haircut the stylist asks me different questions. "what number do you like." "should I use all scissors?" "how do like your hair?" "do you have an appointment?" "are you paying with cash or credit?"

Just in time for the holidays, my Santa Claus dating game is on PlayStation and Xbox!! (Switch coming soon!)

Hey @steampowered.com What the fuck

please enjoy my spooky christmas game ghoul, frankenstein, and myrrh(der)

GUYS GUYS GUYS the serving size for an advent calendar is half a calendar

grant me the confidence of an "are you sure you want to unsubscribe?" screen

happy apply moisturizer 27 times a day season to those who celebrate

regular person: "santa claus" cool person: "sandy claus"

this Thanksgiving, tell the men in your family that using their turn signal won't make their penis smaller

what a relief

didn't think I could still be surprised by this, but the president openly calling for the execution of politicians is...the world we live in now I guess

don't stet me bro

Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/

please stop messaging me, the only reason Cat President 3 wasn't nominated is because it isn't out next. next year!!!!

Computer game history, and a bonus butt.

"not dishwasher safe" listen buddy I'm not either but I climb in there every day just like everyone else

pov: brief confusion while looking up instructions for cooking meatloaf

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

Hegseth has powerful "can't grow a beard" energy.

the school cannot possibly be called shiz, can someone please get the actors the regular script

christopher lloyd was 28 when back to the future was filmed

can they just stop messing around and make Sweet Patch Kids already

@acefangirl.bsky.social welcome to old!!!

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I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYP...

gotta start a new Steam account now, I finished this one

(teaching kids what the word finesse means) "it's something you're good at, like your brother plays videogames with finesse, or you make crafts with finesse." "and you have finesse with..........(long pause) wanting a Virtual Boy!!"

I want shorter games with shorter graphics made by people who are shorter to work shorter and I’m not shorter

oops i pushed the button. wishlist Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate on Steam now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...

this change would be huge for the crew of the sea cucumber

me (hoping nobody else wants some tea): does anyone else want some tea

just remember it's christmas somewhere ❄️❄️

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whoa it's a glimpse of the future! And by the future I mean "the only new transmissions emerging from this planet 100 years from now will sound more or less like this"

me, to doordash, constantly, because roughly every single one of my orders is messed up in some way:

I have been reliably informed (NPR game show) that animal testimony may soon become real thanks to AI , which is just yet another thing that phoenix wright predicted

just laying in bed quietly updating my "yikes pencils" search alerts

fb market listing: "no shipping" fucking everybody: "not even for me, a special boy?"

@merriam-webster.com what should we do if we find a typo in the dictionary?

For sale:

I keep driving by this company's logo (photo from Google) and it's just like..................are you sure about this one.

everyone make sure you get your corvid shot so you don't get a bad caw

does anyone know if this man ever ate both of his Gravis Pro gamepads (cc @pcgamer.com)?

some purrfect tester feedback coming in for Cat President Third :D