"Cat President 3 knows exactly what it wants to be and it succeeds in spades. You get to date kitties and make fun of politics. The hysterical images combined with the witty writing make it a heck of a fun experience. " otomelovers.com/2026/02/25/c...

An interactive fiction game with amazing photo graphics of real cats...

😻 it's finally out

nothing but the truth

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...

that's my emotional support mp3 from 2002 that still has the "rrrrrrrrp!!" sound in it from where the CD was scratched

why.... why didn't I release cat president on presidents' day though 😭😭😭😭😭😭

tf you mean in only 23 hours and 48 minutes I'm going to have to get up AGAIN

whoa!

Well, the cat's out of the bag—and running for the highest office in the land! CAT PRESIDENT: 3RD-RATE CANDIDATE launches on Steam February 25th! Wishlist it now!! store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...

Too Many Santas! is a visual novel with six different Santas for you to pair up with! It recently dropped onto consoles following an earlier Steam release, and you can check out our (not at all late!) review via the link below! Link: a-to-jconnections.com/gaming/have-... #TooManySantas

finally made something I actually need with the 3D printer

I have the absolute worst news for everyone

I will absolutely never be as funny as the kids in my life omg

large mac and cheese for $12 our economy is so back baby!!

how is this an actual-ass movie and not an fmv game though www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSS4...

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

can't get over how detailed the TV Tropes page for the Cat President series is, this is truly my legacy: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

Working on a press release for Cat President: Third-Rate Candidate. Do any of the headlines in this poll grab you? linkto.run/p/XGTCTMBI

in 2026 we're allowed to wear the shirts of the bands we're going to see

good news, the dentist office remembers me as the guy who broke a tooth on a hamburger

had a dream I found Marty McFly's facial expression for sale at a yard sale

ceo who gives you off a Thursday afternoon in December: I hope we all come back refreshed and energized in the new year!!

feeling extremely extremely good about my new "daily dad joke" calendar

putting the new 3D printer to good use 😁

I'm watching the final season of Stranger Things, and ​I appreciate how Vecna keeps saying, "It's me, Vecna, the bad guy from Stranger Things," just in case I'm in the next room washing dishes.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

happy "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" to those who celebrate

when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

imagine telling kids 20 years from now that there used to be commercials without Kevin Hart in them

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feels like every time I get a haircut the stylist asks me different questions. "what number do you like." "should I use all scissors?" "how do like your hair?" "do you have an appointment?" "are you paying with cash or credit?"

Just in time for the holidays, my Santa Claus dating game is on PlayStation and Xbox!! (Switch coming soon!)

Hey @steampowered.com What the fuck

please enjoy my spooky christmas game ghoul, frankenstein, and myrrh(der)

GUYS GUYS GUYS the serving size for an advent calendar is half a calendar

grant me the confidence of an "are you sure you want to unsubscribe?" screen

happy apply moisturizer 27 times a day season to those who celebrate

regular person: "santa claus" cool person: "sandy claus"

this Thanksgiving, tell the men in your family that using their turn signal won't make their penis smaller

what a relief

didn't think I could still be surprised by this, but the president openly calling for the execution of politicians is...the world we live in now I guess

don't stet me bro

Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/

please stop messaging me, the only reason Cat President 3 wasn't nominated is because it isn't out next. next year!!!!

Computer game history, and a bonus butt.

"not dishwasher safe" listen buddy I'm not either but I climb in there every day just like everyone else

pov: brief confusion while looking up instructions for cooking meatloaf

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.