Hi I’m the new ceo of the cake company. I’ve looked at the finances and I’ve seen that we spend almost all of our money on making our cakes, yet we actually only earn money *selling* our cakes. Therefore, we should stop making our cakes and only sell our cakes going forward.

THEY CAN DO THAT?!

What is better, to be born in the big city or to overcome your transplant nature through great effort?

I wish I could eat my dessert in smaller pieces instead of needing to consume it whole, but I’ve unfortunately been informed that I cannot halve my cake and eat it too.

“… because my roommate’s in: ✨Canada~a~✨” - the streets of NYC

We’re still going, come and join us!

We’re about to begin, come join us! www.youtube.com/live/dHr0QPS...

April 22 marks both 24 years of GameCola as a whole and the 200th episode of our podcast! To celebrate, our rotating cast (both present and past) has 24 hours of fun planned! We're going live in <10 hours, feel free to come say hi anytime throughout the event! www.youtube.com/live/dHr0QPS...

24 hour GameCola anniversary livestream tomorrow get hype

I'm playing Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals, a classic RPG for the SNES. While updating my party's equipment, I noticed some...odd...text mistakes. Hilariously, changing the name in an equipment slot doesn't fully replace the old name; it pastes over top of it. These look like verb conjugations!

I hate Mega Man

If you aren’t trying to use the cheese wedge on the watermill is it even a videogame

Succ me bus??? No no buddy, succ YOU bus

Opthomastrist

The last of the 100s… tell us which of the big 3 is your biggest enemy! Choose Your Gaming Villain | The GameCola Podcast #199 youtu.be/BRGpX7gp0iI

Pro tip: Do a running gag for years where you intentionally mispronounce words so when you actually don’t know how to pronounce something people just think you’re continuing the bit

Now to wait for the internet to tell me if I’m allowed to find the new Pokémon graphics acceptable or not

Contrary to popular belief, ethanol contains only trace amounts of Ethan

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...

“Please be advised…” idk man isn’t that kinda *your* responsibility?

WOW. Amazing progress tonight on practicing MM8. I'd been stuck for a couple weeks on merely *surviving* Wily 1 (you know, the SLEDDING stage). Then I decided to try *even harder* to show off. Which somehow made the stage...almost easy? I'm never playing it the normal way again. Onto Wily 2!

We have town hall and all hands but I hate about town hands and all hall

Was curious about my follow space. It’s interesting to see the cluster and outliers. Since it’s based on who follows you vs who you follow, I’m guessing my position is that I’m followed mostly by people who don’t follow many other people, even if a couple of them are in these denser clusters.

1verwatch

Well, the cat's out of the bag—and running for the highest office in the land! CAT PRESIDENT: 3RD-RATE CANDIDATE launches on Steam February 25th! Wishlist it now!! store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...

James went to AGDQ and tells us all about it! Awesome James Does Quick | The GameCola Podcast #198 youtu.be/TVxxO6NTdKo

idea i had

And when everyone’s nerfect… Pobody will be.

The entire saga of Jeddy’s adventure with Little Dragon’s Cafe is now compiled for your listening pleasure! youtu.be/SeC_xfOzJGc

19 Jan 2026

The entire saga of Jeddy’s adventure with Little Dragon’s Cafe is now compiled for your listening pleasure! youtu.be/SeC_xfOzJGc

I'm excited to share the long-awaited release of Mega Man Relay! Joining the ranks of Mega Man Endless, OH JOES!, and most of the MaGMML series is another fangame with levels perpetrated by yours truly. Expect a livestream once it's had a couple weeks to breathe. :) gamejolt.com/games/mega-m...

Dear Hitmonchan, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Crapfully yours, Jerry, Great Neck NY

Taking stock of the new year and the memories of the old one! (re: videogames) Have a listen! Looking Back and Forthward | The GameCola Podcast #197 youtu.be/STj3TOO7lhI

Somehow, Gamers returned

MEGA MAN 12

“Practice Self Care” by spending money you don’t have “Join the conversation” by talking to social media bots “Participate in ✨underconsumption✨“ by purchasing Things to put in your house

Calling All Girlbosses Calling All Girlbosses youtu.be/mgDZAIPAzkY

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

Hundreds of trans New Yorkers across the city despair as they realize that they have severely misunderstood the MTA’s upcoming F/M swap

Me if I had grown up in Arizona and also had gone to church:

I was today years old when I learned that Dr. Mikhail Sergeyevich Cossack from Mega Man 4 (1991) is named after Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev from the Soviet Union (1922-1991).

oops i pushed the button. wishlist Cat President: 3rd-Rate Candidate on Steam now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2916480/...