I h8 @rot26.wtf

Tonight at 6:30 pm ET, our organizer @plaverty.layer8conference.com will be on Unicorn Chef with @theonlymikee.bsky.social to try to make pizza from scratch! Tune in and comment, mock, tease, have some fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veQ...

About right. Cheeto in chief.

Valentine’s Day surf and turf. #UnicornChef

Okay... I've watched both Dune movies. I'm now using "ride my worm" in regular conversations.

Chanko Nabe. With “pre drama” sriracha (I have 2 other bottles). #UnicornChef

I've never seen Dune. Cancel me.

@chrissistrunk.bsky.social newp pipe time. Any recommendations?

This is literally impossible

I followed the rules.

“Plays air guitar”

Ya. I have lots of Thanksgiving leftovers. And guess what, I’m not cookin NOTHING!!!!

Why cook turkey when you can have super healthy turkey sashimi?

Grill marks? No. That’s an excel table for proper ketchup placement.

Mmmmmm. Boiled dinner… pass the ketchup

I prefer my echo chamber be free of nazis. Call me old fashioned.

Anyone need a X invite code?

Pretty sure she’s mean to me

Sun is overrated anyway

Holy frig. Happy Canada day!

Boats and hoes.

Be sure to drink your ovaltine.