once again I'm begging and pleading with someone in the press to draw this obvious connection between trump/epstein and trump's precision defunding of programs that assist women who are the victims of domestic and sexual abuse

New member of the family 🥹

am seeing Phantom of the Opera in London on Halloween. I am afraid I will be insufferable about this for the rest of my life.

When in Edinburgh…

Way late to the game but watching Succession finally…

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS PASSED THE BAR AND I AM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!

At the doctor’s office, the very large waiting room is completely empty besides me. This lady in her late 50’s comes in, sits in the seat directly next to me and starts watching videos on her phone at full volume. We are COOKED as a society.

In case you were wondering I am being very normal about the Florence + Machine release. Not freaking out or fan girling at all or anything

I got to meet my idol, Michelle Akers, last night. I was absolutely star struck and cheesing SO hard.

Saw NIN last night. Bucket list concert. No Notes 🫡

What pregaming in my mid 30’s looks like…

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

First ever peach harvest from our backyard 😍

We had to say goodbye to our other boy, Anakin, this weekend. We have now had to say goodbye to our constant companions from the past decade in the last 3 months. We are inconsolable and will miss them forever 💔

I bought a binder for the first time because all of my shirts for work get the boob button gap and it’s NOT the look in front of juries. Is this what life could be like without my DD bazookas?! My shirts fit right and I look like 10-15lbs lighter 😭

Sometimes you realize you are so lucky ❤️

One of my best friends graduated law school today. I’m super proud of them. It also marks my greatest failure as a lawyer because I couldn’t convince them that going to law school was a dumb idea

I learned we have a new pope from a Popcrave Conclave meme. This is in fact the dumbest timeline

Context, we are at a Kylie Minogue concert

I’m with a group of over 15 gay men and they have decided to collectively refer to me as “father”

Today we said goodbye to our boy Zuko. Ten beautiful years was not enough time to cuddle and love on you. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked our house, and it will never be the same now you are gone. I’ll miss you forever my sweet boy

Having two senior dogs on the decline at the same time is really really rough.

I just read a comment where someone said (and many others agreed) that the movie Count of Monte Cristo, was “ a rare exception where the movie was better than the book.” I don’t wanna be in this timeline anymore more

Marriage is great because you can force your partner to watch a 2 hours documentary on the Weta Workshop and their work in Lord of the Rings on a Saturday night.

Marriage is great because you can force your partner to watch a 2 hour documentary on the Weta Workshop and their work in Lord of the Rings on a Saturday night.

Am I bisexual? I played the saxophone. What do you think?

Well it got way worse and got to over 20 seizures. He was exhibiting symptoms similar to post-stroke brain damage with no improvement for days. But yesterday he started to improve in leaps & bounds! Not completely out of the woods, but things are looking up for the first time in days ❤️

Could use some good thoughts. My dog Anakin has had over 9 grand mal seizures in the past 48 hours. He has had epilepsy most of his life, but we have never had this many in a cluster before. Poor guy is exhausted

Boys and young men are being radicalised because they like misogyny. Not because they think they've been told off by a liberal for being white. This incredibly tolerant approach to hate is what has allowed it to spread. Lets just call it what it is yeah

My Kink is Karma is a flawless song and I will die on this hill.

Kingdom Come Deliverance II, what a game.

“We should start back” Time for a relisten of @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social

Just watched a video of a choir teacher singing “From Now On” to his students and getting a little emotional and then the students join in and I’m crying into my coffee. How’s y’all’s Saturday morning going?

Doing a first rewatch of Agatha “she is my scar” HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

In 2024 I officially spoke to more parents of dead kids than those with living children. I’m tired.

I was drawn to watch the Light of the Seven scene tonight. It felt cathartic.

My mother in law got me banned books 😭 I was shortchanged with parents but I absolutely hit the jackpot with in laws ❤️❤️

Marriage, let alone a happy one, felt like sci-fi to me before I fell in love with you. Now I know it’s the closest we get to fantasy in this life. 8 years never went by so fast and so happily ❤️

One of the most green flag thing my husband has said. We are watching the dueling scene from Bridgerton and his commentary was “why are men so dumb?”

Everyone making super Mario bros references. My mind immediately went to Luigi Vampa.

I started playing RDR2 online this week and I’m not proud to admit that some how, inadvertently, my character ended up looking like Rip Wheeler.

Deny the claim. Defend the lawsuit. Depose the patient. That feels more coldblooded than his killing.

I don’t want to share my Spotify wrapped because this year my music tastes were ruled by the ADHD gremlin in my brain that needed certain songs to make it not scream.

“My pulse is rushing My head is reeling My face is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame” You are going to look me in my face and tell me this isn’t a gay love story?!

One day I won’t cry during a live performance of “Defying Gravity”

I spatchcocked both turkeys. It was traumatizing as fuck. Like you know that scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall where Jason Segal is sobbing “I’m sorry” as he kills the pig. I’m not being dramatic when is say that is a literal reenactment in my kitchen today

Sage rosemary turkey on the left, Cajun smoked turkey ok the right. Because of course I needed to make two turkeys. They are phenomenal. As my dad says, it’s not cocky if it’s true

I’m second to last in my fantasy league, but I have Burrow. So naturally I changed my team name to “Can’t even Burrow a win” and ngl, pretty pleased with myself

12 years ago Ivan crossed the rainbow bridge. He was such a good little gentleman ❤️❤️🫶🏻