If you play Pokemon TCG Pocket, there’s a 95% chance I want to be your friend. #PokemonTCGPocket #TheVeryBest

Illinois's made it to Round Two! C'mon out and see the Land of Lincoln clean house on May 8th! tickets.thirdcoastcomedy.club/event/the-un...

I wonder how far away we are from RFK advocating hitting your kids.

Friends! What are your favorite video games to watch being played? I’ve played the King’s Quest and Space Quest series a bit too much at the comedy club.

Super Metroid Varia Randomizer at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! #SuperMetroid #Randomizer #SuperNintendo #Streamer

Friends! My amazing wife, @meredithrlyons.bsky.social , is releasing her second book, A Dagger of Lightning, this coming Tuesday, April 1st! If you wanna be cool, you’ll be at the release party at Parnassus Books that night! #ADaggerOfLightning #ReleaseParty #ParnassusBooks #SophmoreRelease

I got a snow day! Super Metroid/ Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 2pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast #Randomizer #Streaming

How many dead bear cubs does DHHS recommend leaving in Central Park?

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 2:30 CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #Randomizer #Streaming

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7:30pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #Randomizer #Streaming

Exploring the King’s Quest VI AGI Demake at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SierraOnline #KingsQuest #FanGame #streaming

Hey, guys! I’ve got some fun things on the horizon, and I want YOU to be there when it happens! Linktree in bio! #Nashville #improv #AdventureGames #streaming

You will have a good day today. This is not a request. Accept your fate.

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast #Randomizer #Streaming

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #supermetroid #linktothepast #randomizer #Streaming

During lunch, a woman in my office shared a Facebook comment that called Biden and Harris pedophiles and suggest that, in addition to therapy, they both needed Jesus. She then turned right around and criticized that bishop’s sermon directed at Trump.

Corporate Security Detail Not Sure Why They Guarding Crock-Pot CEO theonion.com/corpora...

This is what happens when you remove fact-checking from a major platform.

SNOW DAY! Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 3pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #streaming #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #Randomizer #retro

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #Randomizer #streaming

The improv troupe I’m a part of, Work Harder Not Smarter, won @thirdcoastcomedyclub ‘s Improv Cage Match last night. SO PROUD of the work we’ve done! We return Feb. 6th to defend our title. BE THERE!!! #improv #ThirdCoastComedyClub #CageMatch #DefendingChamps

Mega Man X8 16-bit (semi)blind run at 7pm CST. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #retro #MegaManX #demake #Capcom #streaming

I'm not happy someone died. I'm happy certain changes are happening because someone died. I'm not happy someone had to die in order to make these changes happen.

Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Mom% Run (aka “I play SQ3 with my mom”) at 7pm CST tonight. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Streaming #SpaceQuest #PiratesOfPestulon #SierraOnline #Thanksgiving #Family

Gaetz has withdrawn as Trump’s pick for Attorney General. While this is great, as Gaetz is wildly unqualified and a total sleaze bag, keep in mind that Trump’s nominating the “best” people for the job. If Gaetz was the “best,” the next will be worse.

A Dagger of Lightning is on Book Sirens! Every little step makes this feel more real! I can't believe release is less than six months away! #booksky

Final Fantasy VII hot take: Square Enix vastly overestimates Zack’s importance to the overall plot and the need for his entire story to be told.

I am obsessed with the New Zealand Māori MP who started the haka in session. Can we elect her here, please? Asking for America.

Shameless self-promotion! King’s Quest IV is one of the games I speedrun, along with being one of, if not this first video game I ever played! I managed to talk my way into voicing the Player’s Inputs. Enjoy! (Some of my gameplay is at the 1:17:00 mark, if you wanna skip to it, but it’s all great!)

Is it too late to move up into the mountains and become Akuma?

A totally chill, apolitical SM/LttP Combo Randomizer run at 7pm CST. Hope you can stop by and relax a bit: www.twitch.tv/forte801 #streaming #randomizer #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast #Retro

I’m voting for Rat King.

Part 3 of this seed of SM/LttP Combo Randomizer at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Streaming #Randomizer #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #LinkToThePast

Coming back to yesterday's seed of SM/LttP Combo Randomizer at 3:45pm CDT today. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Randomizer #Streaming #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 10:30am CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Randomizer #Streaming #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast

Hey, friends! My wife, @meredithrlyons.bsky.social 's debut novel, Ghost Tamer, is on sale with ChirpBooks for $1.99 right now! It's won 4 awards, it's so good! www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/g...

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #LinkToThePast #Randomizer

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there www.twitch.tv/forte801 #streaming #randomizer #SuperMetroid #LinkToThePast #SuperNintendo

Mega Man X8 16-bit de-make at 7pm CDT. Hope you can stop by and say "Hi!" www.twitch.tv/forte801 #BlindRun #MegaManX #Capcom #Streaming

Checking out the Mega Man X8 16-bit de-make at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #megamanx #supernintendo #streaming #demake

KQ4 100% De-Rust & Attempts at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #speedrunning #SierraOnLine #kingsquest #robertawilliams

KQ4 100% De-rust & Attempts. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #KingsQuest #SierraOnline #Speedrunning #RobertaWilliams

King's Quest IV 100% de-rust and attempts tonight at 7:30 CDT. Hope you can stop by and say "Hi!" www.twitch.tv/forte801 #speedrunning #kingsquest #perilsofrosella #SierraOnLine

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CDT tongiht. Hope you can stop by and say "Hi!" www.twitch.tv/forte801 #streaming #randomizer #supermetroid #LegendOfZelda #linktothepast

KQ4 de-rust and runs at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #speedrunning #kingsquest #SierraOnLine #robertawilliams

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7pm CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Randomizer #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #LinkToThePast

Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer at 7:30 CDT. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Randomizer #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #LinkToThePast

Doing one last Super Metroid/Link to the Past Combo Randomizer stream before I get back to Sierra speedrunning. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Randomizer #SuperMetroid #LegendOfZelda #LinkToThePast

Leisure Suit Larry 3 100% attempts at 7pm CDT. Would love to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Speedrunning #SierraOnline #LeisureSuitLarry #AlLowe #MSDOS #AdventureGames

Leisure Suit Larry 3 100% Attempts at 7pm CST. Givin' it one more night before I let it sit for little while. Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/forte801 #Speedrunning #SierraOnline #LeisureSuitLarry #AlLowe