sometimes you’ll laugh so hard you’ll cry

Also selling my autechre ticket for the Birmingham AL show on the 16th

Maybe I will find love at the autechre dc gig

is anyone attending the autechre dc gig cause I am

who also isn’t clingy dear god

how do you spell vanessa

who want me

Politically Asexual

going to find love the old fashioned way (hitting on people on Instagram)

they should invent a guy who is into noise music who is hot and has a stable job and is kind and emotionally available and faithful and doesn’t mumble

fellas is it gay to be monogamous

Internet’s Loneliest Woman Describes Parasocial Relationship With Miuccia Prada

I hope everyone has fun at the hardcore imagine dragons show :)

reiterating this

Pre-Eminent Pipe Rock Theorist

I might be a bit rubenesque but I am affable, even-tempered, and a bit diffident

I need someone to talk to At Night

sobbing uncontrollably because of my #vaccineinjury

does anybody want to go to the fucking BEACH??????????

went to a housewarming party yesterday and got asked if I could provide fecal transplants #stomachofsteel

sorry I cannot hang out I have a vaccine injury and also morgellons in my arms

been listening to the same one or two labradford songs on repeat #depressing

anyone up for hearing my constant bitching

I need to go to the beach so bad

good at making internet friends bad at making real life friends

I have resting nice face

I stop by pound town USA on my way there. It’s a really cute place with great restaurants and a nice little coffee shop

daily commuter to pound town USA

Richmond, VA

views expressed are everyone else’s

Impulse Buyer’s Market

wishing I had ankles so bad

the lioness doesn’t concern herself with folding clean laundry

skeet every situation head on

Sorry For Party Rocking

Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/leya-sprou...

current mood: Cindy Sherman Untitled #93

dude it is such a blessing to be single when the alternative is acting like a robot in the hackneyed hell of a situationship

Still out here looking for work that can actually pay my mortgage. Every team needs that person who gets shit done and can talk to the bosses, the nerds, and creative. My last position was doing project management work on an NIH grant. I have lots of experience doing many things. Holler.

extremely persianphobic to be on my period during norouz

a diva is a female version of an edgelord

forgot to add that the more heavily tattooed you are the better

Desperate Bitch Tweets

As of March 15, 2025 I’m still looking. Also if you like eating oysters that’s an added bonus

been getting a lot of boyfriend dreams lately

not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

can I at least get a punisher who’s hot

UPDATE: Mahmoud Khalil is being held by ICE in the Jena/LaSalle Detention Facility in Louisiana, per ICE detainee tracker Khalil was detained Saturday night from his New York apartment building

wishing I could learn to be chill