where the shell am i

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bathroom

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u got games on ur phone?

listen i am always down to smash some bots but i'm gettin real tired of doing it in 300 degree weather

spread the love

y'all already know what i'm sippin

had this weird dream where i rode a moose into battle and kept apologizing to robots when i blew em up. woke up craving maple syrup. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Ocean be walking into the club like "what up i got a big stock"

back in my day we didn't have "apps". we didn't have "doomscrolling". we shot rocks at bugs with slingshots and we were happy

i've been in the desert so long i can't name any parts of me that haven't gotten sand in them

i think my sleep paralysis demon stole my root beer

every shift i am grateful the factory has good air conditioning. imagine trying to make root beer when it's a billion degrees. you'd just be making vaguely sweet smelling vapor

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gimme a donut

i love summer. nothing like stepping outside and instantly bursting into flames. i'll be in my fridge if anyone needs me

slurp the sweet taste of new Big Bark Regular Water

okay i need all of you to act as one bit. we're gonna make a 128 bit computer. the most powerful ever made. together you can run Oregon Trail and maybe some spreadsheets

it's flamethrower friday. how many bots did you burn today?

where would we be as a society without the good old spoon? eating soup with forks probably. like cavemen

not too hot today. if i had a cool bike this’d be the day to tear up some dunes. maybe do some wheelies. maybe pull a sick 360. maybe crash into a cactus at highway speed. maybe try to put out a bike fire with sand

try not to eat any batteries today

bro is posting (i'm bro)

i need a target made of pizza dough and a blaster powerup made of pepperoni and tomato sauce so i can eat my target practice

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headline: Conrad Ocean officially crowned worst gazillionaire of all time

think i saw a jackrabbit just now. or was it a janerabbit? a mattrabbit? a nicolerabbit? they can't all be named jack dude that doesn't make sense ...maybe even like, a bennybunny

should have stayed in my shell today

i like eggs

what's tax day? oh, you must mean snacks day. i'll get the chips

does anyone have some shell polish i can borrow

head not empty. no thoughts. only guitar solos

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we now return to our regularly scheduled shellposting

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AWOOOOOOOOO

ARF ARF WOOF

BARK

stacking up my empty root beer cans so that when i have enough of them i can kick down a whole wall of cans and make them spill all over. glorious cylindrical destruction

lmao get blaster'd idiot

surprised Ocean doesn't build a theme park with his face all over it. witness the horrors of unpaid overtime on the Reef warehouse dark ride. get soaked in probably toxic water on the log flume. lose your lunch on the Great White roller coaster. get stuck on it when it breaks down. perfect(ly awful)

i could probably make a pretty good cooking grill out of robot parts 🤔

do you ever think about how explosions are just fires but faster and cooler looking

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let the winds blow. let the stars glow. and most importantly, let the root beer flow

are you okay? blink once for "yes" blink twice for "i would like to order a large pepperoni pizza"

need a grappling hook powerup for my blaster so i don't have to get up to grab my root beer from across the room

going through a magazine and drawing moustaches on all the pictures of Ocean in it rn

do you think i could slap a robot hard enough to explode it