i love clifford the big red dog

advocatos

i sometimes wonder why i eat things if i'm not moving my body at all, but i then remember that a body has a baseline metabolic rate needed to be sustained in order to not fucking die so then i justify eating half of a sandwich 3 hours after eating a single bowl of potato chips

yuri and cheeto

i like the constant theme that the Frieren manga shoves in your face, which is that "no matter what a person does, their fundamental nature can't be changed"

block game number 2397423465432

if users are constantly asking questions that could be answered by reading the manual; check to see if they know the manual exists, and check to see if the manual is actually a fucking manual reading the fucking manual is useless if the manual isn't a manual, or if the manual is impossible to find

there will never be anything funnier than this panel (Mayonaka no Yoruko-san Midnight's Yoruko)

rice grain or maggot

sometimes i don't have a point. sometimes i just want you to know that what you're saying is stupid, and nothing more.

the weekend isn't for resting, it's for doing errands that you're too busy working during the weekdays to do, assuming yoi get weekends off

everything is engagement bait

penis (damn)

give boys money

give girls money

no amount of tired can coffee fixed this

idea: municipal-level hot water supply lines where a bunch of businesses can dump their waste heat

there are two types of owl: disney movie crack

legend has it that if you live life hard enough, it eventually becomes satisfying

bled zepple bin. Bed zepin.

bunny rab. it

the penis does indeed make it better

practice & studying >:0

all logical operators should be standard parts of english i would like to ask the subway employee for pickles xor olives on my subway

booble chrome

why did the grinch have a dog

you can very clearly tell which furries watched a lot of disney animations

OC practice

OC (practice)

mature woman files taxes while husband pounds meat in the kitchen

cum

デカ三つ編みブーム！

this is how it went #mlp

frills

dunno who needs to hear this, but being homosexual is gay

A movie you've watched more than 6 times

get bricked up for bricks

exclamation marks are evil

everyone loves the whimsical person but no one wants to be their friend

sometimes i think i should interact with people more often, but then they show me they're dumb and proud of it, and then i remember why i don't interact with people more often

im not going to buy deceptively overpriced junk on black friday nor cyber monday

Happy Thanksgiving, Aqualad thread

how it feels to cum #higurashi