DID YOU KNOW I HATE AMOGUS IMPOSTORS >:( I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO

...What's this about Dimitri becoming a were-lion again???

WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AFTER HOURS?? SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP >:O

You've had well over 24 hours so I hope you've completed your chores— i mean your scavenger hunt, so that. wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.

alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)

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Grrr.... I can feel it... The DISCOURSE IS BACK... *(overdramatic hyperventilating)* STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...

edelgard got issued a detention for no homework, and as her punishment... ...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?

☆ ...ok i know this screams 2019, but

who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday ...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.

Gee it sure would be nice to be, oh i don't know, INVITED TO THE BEACH INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK TEACHING MY STUDENTS, JUST SAYING.

I suppose for his birthday only, leo will get a get out of detention free card but it expires after his birthday ends :I

I COMMAND MY FRIEND TO SENTENCE MARTH TO DEATH BY A THOUSAND SCRATCHES

I found a friend at garreg mach :) @thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase 👉👈

imagine being strong enough to destroy wooden tanks and stone walls... but struggle pulling a turnip out off the ground to the point where you needed the flop ass owl's help

HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HAMBURGER HOTDOG TACO HA

I found a tasty sandwich in the cafe, but I accidentally knocked it onto the floor with my elbow as I was leaning against the table it was on. I chose to eat the sandwich anyways because whoever it belonged to, it's their fault for leaving it on the edge of the table like a dumb dumb :I

im ngl, being an emblem that cannot eat made me miss having up to 10 meals a day... :(

hotdog taco hamburger

happy birthday edelgard. ...damnit if only I was corporeal I would have given her a teddy bear... but I suppose the next best thing is to say that she is free from going to detention just for today.

the real reason why I turn everyone's hair purple every time I engage with them is because... ... ...I miss my wife :(

I don't get paid enough for teaching these rowdy ass students >:0

anyways shez asked me if I could have a picnic with them, I think I'll be off for that now :/

Alright, OFF TO PERMANENT DETENTION YOU GO.

☆ should probably clarify that i prefer shezleth over every other byleth ship, including the ones involving the house leaders (not that i have a problem with them, it's just that im a big byleth and shez fan overall lol)

☆ new pinned with additional rp info and headcanons [1/?] -don't force me to commit to an actual rp, or force any of my posts into a rp, because this acc is more of a shitposting acc than it is a rp acc -as far as shipping goes, I'd rather shezleth be the main ship than byleth x any house leaders

fish want me, students fear me

...shez asked me to hold their hand...

fish

I need a drink

Yes professor... I understand professor... :(

if either edelgard, dimitri, or claude end up starting more beef with each other and it leads to even more 5 years of discourse, i think i'll force them to do 2538954 push ups in detention.