Oh. Wow. So that's the kind of relationship you have.

@bardocksfirstborn.bsky.social Do you remember your dad?

Right! Of course! ( She gets right into a fighting stance—Chest puffed out, legs planted firmly on the ground. All just to shoot herself off of it and headbutt him in the stomach with all the power she can muster. )

I love bullying that guy

@bardocksfirstborn.bsky.social do you lactate

More like the worst...itz!

It's none of ya BUSINESS!

OKAY!

You really are the worst.

It's something I learned here. It's a part of nunofya.

Awww, do you consider me your partner?

If you really DON'T want another saiyan to talk to I can just leave!

Hmmmm..... Nvm.....

You explain yourself first! What did you think that meant?

What'd I do?!

I mean. Would.

Earth's confusing.

There's lots of things people say around here! How's watching a show going to— Ooooooooooooooooh.

That's pepperoni!

How's chilling out going to bring people back from the dead?

I think you got something called paparazzi after you

I fell asleep

Oh!

OOooooooooh. Why?

the MOON?

Hrm... I haven't seen him around in a whIle. He better not be up to no good!

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// oh— I have not been here hello???

MY EARS ARE RINGING!

It's about to be another year on this planet, huh? . . . Wonder how everyone back in Namek is.

I've been using energy blasts as fireworks every year, but I'm thinking I should get myself some 'real' ones. Just for fun!

With Christmas over it better be careful flying around in the sky for a while— I don't want my hair getting singed off!!

SNOW!!!!!! ( refuses to put on pants)

I COULD get him something... but he'd probably just crush it in his hands and throw it across the continent

He should let me braid his hair...

Gimme a banana

She huffs, immediately having second doubts the moment he opened his mouth again. Amazingly strong Saiyan warrior aside, is dealing with THIS everyday really better than the early grave? No, no, if she were going to put six feet under she’d rather it be with her fists flying. +

(🦦) just in case, can everyone share this please? It only takes a few seconds. Arab.org

// I really should write a solo or something

GUH— ( Ragdoll effect. How're his hands so big?! ) H-huh?? Sure, I could—! But it always give me really weird dreams!

Like this?? ( She swats at him with her tail, but it hardly matches the strength he'd put into it. ) Then again... They're so soft and squishy.

Sure is cloudy tonight! Too bad, I like seeing the stars...

I still haven't seen this Santa Claus guy! He must be pretty strong! AND fast!

// Saiyan baby face is crazy

yeesh! Why do kids always like to yank my tail?!

𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱.

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// I hope nobody feels obligated to follow back just cause I followed 😭 it's totally fine if I'm not ur cup of tea or if I'm too boring to want to write with </3 I do not mind

Oh god he wants me to have those weird dreams