World champion at saying things I shouldn’t

People on Twitter really are saying “Actually the Star Wars special editions are good”

There’s a Star Wars movie with Sigourney Weaver in it and it’s just okay, how did we let this happen?

[60min] Timed Render Comm. for the lovely @springbokkx.bsky.social ---------------------- #furryart #commission

Leaving my Kofi if you'd like to support me ko-fi.com/glitter_

Fashion sketch for @springbokkx.bsky.social 🖤💜🧡

Shaggymaxxing (eating a big sandwich)

So mean of IKEA to not put pilot holes for the feet on their Eket cabinet. I gotta use a drill? I’m just a girl…

NEW STORY! This is a gross and slobby one, don’t read it unless you’re weird and depraved lol. It’s a sequel to one of my most popular (and disgusting) stories, so check it out if that piques your interest at all. Or if you’re normal, skip it lmao www.deviantart.com/springbokkx/...

Cowgirl Catherine needs to fill up her milk pail, any volunteers?~ Yet another amazing fashion comm from @glittersensual.bsky.social! I can’t recommend her enough, you should go commission her if you’re able! #furry #furryart

I bought a tongue scraper, and one thing it’s taught me is that my gag reflex is so bad, I would definitely not be very good at sucking dick lol Putting this thing anywhere near the back of my tongue makes me gag, so if you’re packing more than a few inches, I guess you’re outta luck with me

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Being a girl involves rubbing various creams and serums and other such chemicals on your face, in a vain (and perhaps also vain) attempt to look more attractive

What if everything *didn’t* suck all the time? Has anyone ever thought of that before, or am I the first?

Happy Mothers Day n.n

We’ve all heard of “treat others the way you want to be treated.” But shouldn’t we strive to treat others the way *they* want to be treated? And if everyone followed the golden rule, that would mean treating others the way they treat you. Unfortunately, that system breaks down, because the way that…

There are so many beautiful fat people in my phone

I hate to get all political on here, but I really don’t understand how anyone can still believe in the institution of America. The experiment failed. The constitution doesn’t work. There’s no voting our way out of this one. The cracks in our so-called democracy have expanded into canyons.

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Y’all like it when a girl gets a little pathetic and needy with it?

Me: I wanna be productive this evening, so I think I’ll have a quick dinner and then work on chores. Also me: But what if I baked sub rolls from scratch? Better look at some recipes…

One of the things about traveling to other, less sophisticated states than Maryland is that apparently I gotta verify my age to see NSFW stuff on here. Or use DMs. And, well, fuck that lol. All that can wait ‘til I get back lmao

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Catherine is concert-ready! But she might wanna stay out of the mosh pit, that’s a pretty short top and she’s not wearing a bra~ Yet another amazing piece by the incomparable @glittersensual.bsky.social! #furry #art #furryart

6mg of estrogen a day keeps the flat-chestedness away

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*forms an anxious attachment with you*

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This makes me happy

I picked it ‘cause it’s an elegant and pretty name and I just like it, not much more to it than that

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happy lesbian visibility week make your local lesbians more visible (feed them)

The whiteboard starting falling off the wall while I was writing something on it today lol. Took out the screws I poorly installed and replaced them with command strips, and hopefully that holds…

Playing Pathfinder with some friends can be nice, but after a long and kinda cruddy day, I’d really rather just relax and go to bed early than spend 4 hours of my evening on Discord lol

“Every guy would rather have been born a girl, that’s normal!” - 17 year old me (a massive dumbass)

One of the more mystifying things about working in an office is when people print out like 100-page documents. That can’t possibly be necessary, right? Granted, I work on The Computer™️ and basically the only things I’ve ever printed at work are March Madness brackets lol

I made one of these for movies, too. ‘Cause it’s fun. These are probably all very pedestrian choices… A few notes: Spielberg is the pick for director. I had to pick a movie, so I went with Raiders. Not sure why, ‘cause Last Crusade is my favorite. I couldn’t think of a movie that needs a sequel.

What do you call a girl who’s very dominant in the bedroom but is also a total doormat who will never actually stand up to herself? Catherine :)

Saw someone make one of these, and I felt compelled to do the same ‘cause it’s fun. I feel like overhated and underrated are kinda the same thing? I suppose there’s a subtle difference, but for me it’s the same answer.

Tfw you’ve actually done all your chores for the day and now you don’t know what to do with yourself

Women are getting larger.

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Is it mental health problems or am I just hormonal? Who’s to say?

It’s just one of those days where I feel really emotionally thin-skinned, like every little thing threatens to push me over the edge. And I’m on vacation with family so I don’t really have a good way to let my emotions out. I should probably just go to sleep

Spending time with family is tough because I basically have to pretend to be someone I’m not. So in an ironic sense, it makes me feel more alone than ever

Kissable absols

I enjoy ham sandwiches probably a little too much, if we’re being honest

For whom the bok springs