My mother: What’s that show I was watching again? Me: The Night Manager My mother: As opposed to The Night Agent? Me: As opposed to… anything else. Any other title.

it's giving tree.

They say the classic Casablanca line “Here’s looking at you, kid” was improvised. Wow. 🙂 I wonder if that’s why it makes literally no sense 🙂

tfw L.A. proves too much for the man

It would be more fun if a Breathalyzer measured how many "sheets to the wind" you were.

Rocking out HARD today with the help of #AppleMusic 🎸What about you, what's your own #Weekend #Whammy?

3 months into his reign and I can’t help notice Pope Leo XIV has been conspicuously silent on the issue of seed oils 👀

We must let ourselves say Joni Mitchell is one of our greatest songwriters, a stunningly open yet oblique lyricist/composer, a singular maverick of rare daring, self-assurance & bravery. But we must ALSO let ourselves or at least ME say "California" just kinda sounds like a less interesting "River"?

🎵 hold me now i’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinkin’ I’m adam clayton or perhaps larry mullen, jr. not bono though he’s usually way closer 🎶

Marley had dreads, to begin with.

I'm on a "sea salt" diet. If I SEE someone doing a summerSAULT I tell them they shouldn't eat right before doing one. Not sure why you're calling that a "diet" though.

I would imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger has pretty much got to be a millionaire by now, right? Decades of hard work, in several different fields, he’s probably beginning to inch into, if not beyond, seven figures. And deservedly so!

Oooh, GLOW's Marc Maron has a podcast?

Tango just opened a store, and folks, the hatchet has NOT been buried.

Good luck finding coffee in THIS neighbourhood.

Not usually one for the Mandela Effect but I could *swear* this always had a different name

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hold onto an aeroplane

"You should check out this great band." "Cool, what are they called?" "The Band." "No, I mean their name." "The Band." "Oh, weird." "No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!" "Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?" "Tears of Rage."

Fun Q: who would be on your "Mount Rushmore" of presidents? Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).

And lo when the Anti-Christ does arrive, he will be atop a Schwinn 10-speed.

The moment I labelled this box, I realized that if I do have any enemies, I make things very easy for them.

I love you dearly, Carol. I do. Why else would I make you a playlist? But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.

Very "on-brand"

MIKE PENCE: They've cancelled one of your preferred television programs. KAREN PENCE: Oh? MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool. KAREN PENCE: And to you.

RECORD COMPANY: We want you to be in this new duo called Wham! You don't need to know music, the other guy George Michael is brilliant, amazing singer, writes songs, you won't be in charge of the music. ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one. RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.

Instead, she has finally decided to dedicate herself to her long-time dream of becoming a palindrome.

All French fish is poison and will make you (sic)

Rick Beato would like to take a minute to talk to you about this channel.

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL: LANAC A NALP A NAM A!

Cool article about @ddillabough.bsky.social, who I consider so talented & funny as to earn the title "Dan the Man," but I'd never dare use such a trite old cliche. Instead I'm trying to get "the Dillabough with Know-How!" to catch on; I'd be lying if I said it was. www.saltwire.com/newfoundland...

FRASIER TITLE CARD IDEA: Brother, can you paradigm?

Just watched Mulholland Drive. Positively Lynchian.

FRASIER TITLE CARD: "Rheum & Bored"

I think what people found so refreshing and appealing about Jimmy Carter is that he was an average, regular guy* *Nobel-prize winning President of the United States and pioneering nuclear submarine tester who built houses with his bare hands and lived for a century.

A song that seems to remind me of the Beatles every single time I hear it is "Hey Jude" by the Beatles.

Happy solstice, Muggsy Bogues!

James Gunn’s SUPERMAN (2025): you’ll believe a man can believe a man can believe a man can fly.