Cracking day Saturday, great away end, still got the bruises to prove it 😂😂 UTFT 💙

Happy Birthday Tony Kay @winghalf6.bsky.social Hope it’s a fabulous day 🥳💙

Final whistle at Forest and a win on the road. Love away days with my best mate. UTFT 💙

Little throwback to my second birthday, 45 years ago today 😱. Rare photo of all the siblings together 💙 2 years of age and an Everton cake for my birthday, didn’t stand a chance 😂😂 Nice wallpaper though 😂

First day of spring, sun is shining, this could be their maiden voyage 😊

Cunts

On my way to the game and seeing all the joggers of south Liverpool. I’ve just had leftover pizza for my brekky and will have my first bottle in my hand in about 30 minutes. Levels 💙👊🏻😂

Cards were red The air was blue The shite thought they’d won it But they only drew Happy Valentine’s Day Blues 💙💙

We built this city 💙

Blue nose 💙

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I have just made a paste with baking soda and water to spread on a burnt pan and I don’t think I’ve ever felt more like an adult in my life 😂

Seems I went too early with this. Spending today in bed and missing the game 😭 Apologies to men everywhere, well, to some of you 😂

Asked me fella did he fancy this for Valentines and he stroked me leg and said what about a tour of this grand old lady. Cheeky bastid 😂

Got this thing called man flu 🤧 Symptoms are the same for women, however they just get on with it 😉

Despite throwing a few prayers in the direction of Paddy’s Wigwam on my way in, I totally shit out of my MRI scan this morning 😩 Surely nothing is scarier than watching Everton the last few seasons, right ?

30 years ago today I started in our work, aged 16. 20 Regal Kingsize were £2.70, a pint was £1.66, Cotton Eye Joe was number one in the charts, they had dug Trevor Jordache up from the patio on Brookside the day before and Everton were on course to win the FA Cup. The good old days 😩😂

Been in Yorkshire all day with work and not had my jaw spun. @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social seriously slacking 🙄

Spicy salmon rice bowl cooked by my own fair hand. Salmon cooked to perfection . Rick Stein is shittin himself 😂

He’s got red hair and we don’t care 💙💙

Yay 🙌🏻 💙

Happy 👦🏼🔒 anniversary to all who celebrate 🥳

Three lads behind us last night in the Park End, think they were out to town students just come to watch a game. One was talking about ‘Nil Satis Nisi Optimum’ on the badge and his mate says, what does that mean, is it Scouse 🤣🤣🤣

Park End Ma’s 🫶🏻

Give it to these two til the end of the season

God squad knocked at ours with this yesterday. Must know I’m an Evertonian 😩

Back to work yesterday, phased return, been in fckn agony both days 😩

Had an email from Everton yesterday wishing me happy birthday, which was nice. Be nicer in March though which is when my birthday actually is 🤷‍♀️ Everton that 😂

Hope everyone has a fabulous evening whatever you’re doing. I’m staying home, few drinks and a booofay. Vote independent socialist, live Tory. Happy New Year and Up The Toffees 💙🥂🍾

Just woke up from a dream where I was going out with Sam Allardyce. Omen ? 👀😩😂

Just put some cute little fairy lights on my bed 🥰 Yes, I am nearly 47, idc 😂

Me when I go back to work Thursday after 4 months off sick 😩😂

Remember when you were a teenager and you promised yourself you’d never turn into your parents ? Well I’ve just told our Jude he treats this house like a hotel. Shoot me now 😩🔫

City (a)

Sat here waiting for my teenager to get up !! How times have changed 😂 Happy Christmas 🎅🏻🎄💙

PJs on, Domino’s here, Christmas Day brekky set up for tomorrow, time for Home Alone. Happy Christmas, Peace and Love 🎅🏻🎄✌🏻💙

Squad 💙

Who else’s kid gets detention on the last day of school ? Oh, just mine then 🤷‍♀️ Literally no fcks given here 😩

My new trabs have arrived and OMG, how beautiful 😍

Up the Takeover Toffees. We’re back baby 🥳

Hampers for me mum and dad and me fella for Christmas. Reckon I’ve got a career in this ? I know, before you say it, red bow 😩

Alexa, wrap my Christmas presents. Losing the will here 😩 Blue paper though 👍🏻

Hahaha seen this on the other place. Imagine being scared of ‘contaminants’ in milk when you’ve had your bits in one of the cheeky girls 😂

Everton Way stones back on sale 🤔

Just done a deep clean of Jude’s room and didn’t find anything dodgy 🫣 Win haha

Productive day. Got the tree up after a deep clean and made a Cajun chicken pasta for tea. Don’t know where am gonna find the time when I go back to work 🤔

Should have just cable tied this fella to the goal post again last night. If he was still there this morning then game on.

Awww our Jude’s first Everton kit UTFT 💙