Videos were better when they were shittier. You heard it here first. youtu.be/kn-8n4QKUS4?...

because fuck you that's why youtu.be/Dkv_Aa45-dc?...

I drank an entire bottle of wine last night and it only took me three hours this morning to feel completely normal again. Sometimes I rule.

I think maybe 70% of my music listening is subconscious therapy as opposed to paying explicit attention. youtu.be/JGqzKmp_5Bg?...

What's a top notch early 90s Seattle band that you don't know about you ask? youtu.be/WHxRZ3Kg14I?...

CEO Speedwagon

Sometimes Styx kinda rules. I'm not sorry about it.

If there's anything in this world no one needs to be subjected to, it's late period Black Flag

This. This is what I needed.

My new wave themed cooking show is The Cumin League

You scroll for about 20 seconds and then you're overran with whatever content it knows you enjoy looking at or "consuming" so it can log behavioral data from you. Social media is pretty fucking stupid.

Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

Abba and Abbath covering Black Sabbath

I love Kaidi Tatham. His music is a complete bloodbath of great chords. Imagine a modern, neo-soul-ish Herbie Hancock... kaiditatham.bandcamp.com/album/miles-...

Luke "Scratch" Perry

Telepath is releasing music again and I'm very happy about it. telepathtelepath.bandcamp.com/album/--53

Having another one of my fuck the entire internet, no one needs it feelings...

What's blaring from my car as I wait in the TJ Maxx parking lot : youtu.be/-MvJAcLZAtw?...

I hope your weekend rules...unless you're a douchebag in which case I hope your allergies flare up and you get sick at the same time. youtu.be/g7MiWIUjY_U?...

Are you there god? It's me Cronos.

You know what hasn’t been enshittified? Books.

For the GBV nerds : I'm on my periodic catchup of stuff I've missed and jfc Earth Man Blues is great

If you use the word "because" on a standup, you're talking too fkng much.

You know, you've heard the fuckin thing like nine thousand times so it's easy to not notice just how spot on the lyrics to Crazy Train actually are...

Meanwhile, there's a guy in Ohio named Pollard effortlessly putting up the best stuff of all these clowns and has beens...

I miss Killing Joke. RIP Geordie youtu.be/z52b9XajNSI?...

Anyway... RIP Ozzy

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

I have a thing for early 80's car show rock. Actually know what? This kinda sounds exactly like Ghost. youtu.be/LUwviJMVV5g?...

one of those 'this day has barely started but needs to hurry up and die' days

Dave Mason died so enjoy this badass Dave Mason deep cut. RIP Dave Mason. youtu.be/4rZZudSiJAs?...

What you need right now is a solid hour of Paul Stanley stage rants youtu.be/h5Iw92W5Rb4?...

Honestly, the general public's insatiable appetite for staring into their phones every free second of their lives is just mystifying to me. The fuck is so interesting in that thing?

Stop giving this gaping asshole of a company any of your money. You'll quickly realize how little you actually need it.

Dinnervention A show were people get interrupted while they're trying to eat

Never fails... even when it sounds like he's playing relatively normal things, you dig into it and nope. What's actually happening on the neck is completely alien. In fairness, he may have worked this one on piano if I remember right... youtu.be/x6Y1CTqu3k0?...

The fact that McLusky is doing shit again has finally sunk in. JFC youtu.be/RdKXRSqFXSY?...

Thoroughly bitchin' vintage deep cut youtu.be/j_s5Wfjmg-I?...

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RSD is tomorrow and here's me not making jokes about dorks buying 70 dollar color vinyl Captain Beefheart reissues

Speaking of things you're probably wrong about, the title track on the new Immolation is the best track on the album

Will you guys please fix this fucking thing? I need to argue about Opeth albums with my friends.

Syd Mead's depiction of a future highway interchange, 1961

They're gonna get taken out behind the barn by the Spurs but I'm tellin' ya... the Blazers get Dame back next season and it's gonna be on

Geezer Butler is a vegan? Does this fuckin guy get any cooler?

How can you even write a song as good as Bulldog Skin? I just don't get it. youtu.be/wyapWBwG64o?...

It's like the temp hits 75 degrees and everyone collectively goes "what's the most embarrassing music I can blast out of my car?"

What jam am I going with to celebrate Herbie's birthday with? Glad you asked youtu.be/PSFJbFkwTgQ?...

1983 Def Leppard called to say fuck yes