Pat Bev one of them niggas that just be breathing out his mouth for no reason

Chipotle is pretty mid nowadays but I will forever Stan that vinaigrette that shit is still top tier

Off the yak - I'm ready to whoop every nigga up in here Off the whiskey/bourbon - I'm chillin and quiet Off the white and wine - I'm ready to put her thru the mattress

Reason #4080 why I do everything in my power to avoid booboo'ing when I am in the office...niggas is TRIFILING

And them savage crackers cannibalized him aafterwards

Fuck The Frail Shit Cuz when my coke come in They gotta use the scale that they weigh the whales with

I beg your African American pardon????

This has been a long ass week…

I be making shadow puppets on the wall

Crack

Jesus lord

Trust the process

Spent the whole weekend getting loved on

You are a worthless milquetoast moron

NFL Redzone is highlighting the interview with that fat pussyneck orange bitch and I hate it here

And he got that coon ass hairline

10/10 5 Mics 0 skips

Why did I think getting a spicy big bite from 7-11 was a good idea?

She said she is getting her toes done in my favorite color >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sweet potato soufflé…

They be FUCKIN

My God. Rest in peace to this young man 🙏🏿

Thank you God

Specifically the one across the street from the census bureau in suitland

Nigga named Theodis you know he ain’t worth shit

"So, don't give up...we must never give up. To give up, is to give up"

Ah yes, the very blue states of Georgia and Mississippi

Bitch ass nigga got SMOKED

"Flash fried nutrag"

JAY JONES WON VA AG?????? LETS GOOOOOOO

I do believe it is this distinguished gentleman’s favorite word

TORONTO

If we can draft Caleb Downs, get a couple linebackers that aren’t complete ASS, and most importantly REPLACE MATT EBERFLUS I will return to the bandwagon in 2026

My folks from West Virginia gave me some of that corn liquor they got from some of them white boys and let me tell you something….

🥹🥹

That Kathleen turner / Jennifer Lewis type voice on a woman gets me moist

I remember when that boy Kashapp Patel tried to wish folk a happy Diwali and them folk called him a “cross eyed street shitter” and told him to go back to India…whew buddy

I take one African American PTO day and come back to 54 unread emails 😓

folks with 6 teeth keep siding with folks with 8 yachts and that’s why we in this economic hell hole

I hope this trade Jerry Jone talking about is for prime Ed Reed or prime Ray Lewis because that is the only thing that would help this raggedy ass team this season

MHJ got DaRon Bland on that black leather couch

*Hell

God bless Ceedee Lamb

Jacoby Brisett legacy game incoming smh Got another scrub QB looking like prime Tom Brady