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Mark Zuckerberg is full of shit when it comes to free speech:

TV shows whose target audience is older people should have lower thirds on screen telling you who everyone is constantly. Your audience is asking who each person is. Looking at you Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

Cemeteries are funny. Bunch of people sadly looking at the ground.

I’m excited to see what type of stuff mentally ill people make with a.i. in 2025.

That Assad head they paraded around looked really light. I bet I could carry two around.

He’s got CTEeeesh

Who butt?

My 9/11

I’m going to use this as a joke notebook. Guys that wear hats at nighttime. Very funny.

Every time I poop, I do a little pee. One day I hope to separate the two so I can truly be free.

Anytime I see someone say, “how come they didn’t teach us how to do taxes in school?” I have to assume they can’t do grade school math and that they voted wrong.

It is. What is up? It is, what is up? You want it all but you can’t have it?

New Trash City