Spritey
@spritanium.bsky.social
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Est. 2008, Creator of vintage Hotel Mario YouTube Slop
https://spritanium.com
If I was "anti-populist" you couldn't get that information out of me with a gun. What an insane thing to be. Just call yourself God while you're at it, you know so much about what other people want
about 2 hours ago
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It's so funny how when the Democrats lose their voters just blame everyone on earth except the Democrats. What a sweet fucking deal for that party. They don't even have to try. The only pressure to do anything, ever, at all, comes from the populist wing that is constantly shamed for wanting things
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about 2 hours ago
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I feel like I'm going insane with all the "IMPEACH TRUMP" stuff, we already did that before, it didn't do anything. Why is it impossible to get liberal voters to believe in any mission statement except the ones that don't do anything
about 22 hours ago
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What's the difference between an ICE agent and a documentary crew? The doc crew waits for something to happen before they start shooting
about 22 hours ago
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Two ICE agents walk into a bar. The bartender moves slightly and they shoot him
1 day ago
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Don't do this Chet. Go write another zombie game
1 day ago
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"Harris 2028: Fuck Yourselves With Razor Wire"
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1 day ago
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Soccerteas
1 day ago
the revolution will not be streamed the revolution is not available on Spotify the revolution has been banned from twitch tv the revolution is not available on amazon prime the revolution is not powered by nvidia or openai the revolution will not be brought to you by raid shadow legends
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The Onion
2 days ago
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion
https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
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We're missing a lot of context on that ICE shooting. If you watch the video, she clearly didn't try to run the agent over. However, I believe anybody who DOES try doing that should have a parade thrown in their honor
1 day ago
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I think morons should have representatives who aren't morons, for their sake and everybody else's
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3 days ago
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I love this worldview. The President has broken the law, arrest him! Like a bunch of cops walk into the oval office and take him down to the station
3 days ago
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Why are we still talking about Kamala Harris. Are we seriously going to do this. Are we just going to talk about the person who lost for the next 2 years until it sounds like common sense to run her again
4 days ago
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Dude, all of these new southern Canadian states are like a redneck utopia. They are going to Build the Wall and it's going to prevent the Mexicans from visiting Yellowstone. You gotta think before you draw these lines
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4 days ago
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I mean yeah dude, but now you've gone out of your way to appear deranged. You're correct and you look like a nutcase
4 days ago
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Talking like this is seriously all Democrats do. They've been doing it my entire adult life and probably longer. Run the bad candidate, yell at voters when they lose. It's always the most important election ever, but never important enough to socialize what has already been privatized.
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5 days ago
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Maybe the real problem is less that American politicians are stealing elections and more that American voters are incapable of making good decisions
5 days ago
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I made this composite in 2013. Since then countless people have assumed it is official, and it is frequently used in thumbnails without credit or permission. WHO IS IN THE WRONG HERE?!? A. Me (stole Nintendo's original renders) B. Others (stole my composite) C. This literally doesn't matter at all
5 days ago
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TV's Adam, whispering to a nutcracker,
8 days ago
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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So it really seems like the Torment Nexus phenomenon extends to militaries as well. We made a bunch of World War II movies about "war is bad" and the consequence was 2-3 generations of men who think "war is kickass, let's do another one of those, but we get to be Germany this time"
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6 days ago
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The Luddites were right. Machines that automatically produce textiles are practically useless. Mass-produced slop has nothing on a handmade blanket. That's why I personally crochet every article of clothing I wear
7 days ago
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Idk, what does "act against him" mean lol, we can only vote for President every four years, and rioting at the Capitol in lieu of winning elections is apparently a bad idea
8 days ago
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Slop is low-effort, pandering content with nothing new to say. Ironically, your "AI is slop" tweet is most likely Slop
8 days ago
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I'm pretty sure if you find yourself calling a human being a term like "slop jockey" you are on the Bad Guy Team
8 days ago
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John Fugelsang
9 days ago
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test is a great way of telling us they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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“Capital itself is the moving contradiction, in that it presses to reduce labour time to a minimum, while it posits labour time, on the other side, as sole measure and source of wealth.” —Karl Marx, "Grundrisse" You're not mad about AI. You're mad about capitalism
9 days ago
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It's not like I disagree with this, I just don't think there's really a joke? It's so close too, you just need to make him say it in a funnier way. Like "Pedophilia I can tolerate, but self-reflection?"
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11 days ago
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I saw a video of someone drawing while complaining about AI. The whole time they're drawing these ratchet ass lines that are getting immediately smoothed into perfect curves. Like yeah man, fuck the AI. We got a regular Van Gogh over here
11 days ago
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Is it just eternally 2017 now? We impeached Trump twice and nothing happened. What's supposed to happen the third time? I don't think it's baseball rules. I think he gets to just break laws and nobody stops him? Would love to be proven wrong
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12 days ago
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Facts don't need to be correct, they just need to be startling. They need some razz-ma-tazz. They need the X-factor
12 days ago
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Not only is this patently false even in the current day, it's also a great example of capitalist realism. This person can't conceive of AI having utility in a post-scarcity world because they don't view progression away from capitalism as a serious possibility in the first place
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12 days ago
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How about the deterioration of society that made people elect a gameshow host as president (then do it again later, after the first time went really poorly)
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13 days ago
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13 days ago
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Supper Mario Broth
14 days ago
In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.
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What do you think is the craziest thing Trump could do without losing any support? I think if he retired the American flag and replaced it with his own logo, people would be pretty much 100% okay with that
15 days ago
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This is some genuine Roman Empire-level nonsense
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15 days ago
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"If you have $12,000 you are an enemy to the working class" —Person living in a country dominated by people who have $1,000,000,000,000
15 days ago
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Kamala Harris' campaign might've gone better if it existed for longer than three months
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15 days ago
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Lemmy
17 days ago
i gotta say the way people just refuse to learn abt data centers because its a catch anti ai powerphrase pisses me off. not only do we already have an actual problem (worker labor rights) but it has that whole nft thing of "we only care about x thing because its a good argument for a thing i hate"
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🍊Cytric Acid 🍋 COMMISSIONS
17 days ago
i think we should host less things on the cloud but more often than not am i more mad at capitalist exploitation of good tech like data centers and the cloud than the tech itself. they can be user friendly, it's just not cost effective to do that
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Melissa Martin
17 days ago
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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It's been an incredible year for using computers to do anything at all, and you've only looked at the bad stuff because you keep telling the algorithm "I want to see more bad stuff"
17 days ago
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Holy shit, Trump LIED? Like, he said something that wasn't true? And this is DONALD Trump, not some other Trump, right?
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18 days ago
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Penultimate SMBC
18 days ago
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Why do none of the recipes for "Crack Cookies" use real crack? I have a whole bag of crack that's about to go bad
20 days ago
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#AI
22 days ago
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Trump has such a unique visual hook that I think he's going to become a deep part of the human psyche in far-future generations, the same way we feel itchy when we see something that looks like a spider
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24 days ago
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It was supposed to rain today. I haven't seen a more disappointing storm since Jay Johnston
24 days ago
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Do people just automatically start drawing stuff like this when they turn 65, or is it a conscious choice
25 days ago
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People are talking about Kamala Harris again. Since it's not an election year and there is no Harris campaign (not that there was much of one even DURING the election) I will say I mainly remember Harris as one of many Dems who helped sabotage the Sanders 2020 campaign during the party's own primary
25 days ago
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