Held my breath, hoping that he wouldn’t drop the ball before crossing the goal line

These are a real problem 🤤

Just here to say: Fuck Donald Trump.

Son was a demon last week @ team camp for his new HS.

She was right and the lady before her was right too. And, now we’re stuck with this shit.

Ashanti, looking thicker than two bowls of oatmeal tonight 😍😍🤤

The deepest, darkest part of Hell is reserved for managers who start group chats on Friday after 12:00pm and the coworkers who reply to it. Y’all weirdos need God.

Bitch, you thirsty.. please grab a Sprite -Vince Staples

Drake morphed into the elon musk of rap. jealous of women. Uses money to bully and push people around. Pays people to be his friend. Needed plastic surgery to get attention from women and still has a very questionable face & body. Weird cases. STILL A FUCKING DORK.

If my right hamstring would stop cramping up, that’d be nice.

Disappear for 33 days and comeback new…

Walking into 2025 with new relationships, zero debt and close to $80k in my bank account due to a smart decision 17 years ago… Life is good.

I can’t be the only one who hears alotta Bay Area beats in Kendrick’s music that’s supposed to be LA beats

I need to be more active on here

Kirby Dumb

These bot accounts 🙃

I almost forgot how hard the beat drops on ‘Runaway’ by Kanye

The world needs new music from Ceelo Green

Good God, Almighty!!!🤤🥹

TF was Caleb Williams thinking???

Should I try to hit on the Grinch 6 Kobe cleats for my son today???

Waking up everyday and being miserable and argumentative in real life and social media is a wild choice.

Time to throw on my hoochie daddy shorts and hit leg day @ the gym.

Leave those read receipts on so you can ignore them like a proper adult

IYKYK 😂😂😂

Folks who hate Thanksgiving food clearly don’t have that one auntie with loose triceps. Because we all know that feature is the prototype for great Thanksgiving food.

Anyone who has ever been around me knows how hilarious I am and how I stay laughing @ me own jokes.

DMX once said:

It needed to be said

Martin… not as diverse as an actor. Easy choice

Her: I’m gonna take a shower. Him: Without me??🥺

Outta pocket🤣

So many players don’t know situational ball. Jolie from Dallas shoulda just went down.

Told my son Washington should go for two and then said “Watch him miss and do from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows.” 🤣

Whoever said Batana oil makes your hair grow fast wasn’t lying

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Why is this so damn funny?🤣🤣

Ice Cube must be punching air right now. Homie dropped a classic album and ain’t nobody talking about it because of Kendrick’s album.

I love Kendrick’s music, but damn all these folks who wanna jump on here and “Kendricksplain” his lyrics are annoying as fuuuuuck. #Blacksky

Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.

Good Morning #Blacksky Fam ✊🏾

Sometimes I randomly think about the fan @ the Lakers game who blew his Achilles out shooting a half court shot to try to win $50k last year

“My bitch got ass like two 18’s” -Too Short

Ayoooo 🤣🤣🤣

All the baddies really be at the grocery store. Just braless and legging-ed up 🥺🥺🥺