@hankgreen.bsky.social In honor of epaulets reducing water standards, what are some alternate ways to stay hydrated without poisoning myself? share.google/dZGGu6Q9PYUr...

more likely than you think

I always knew I deserved less but they keep giving me more

Life is magic and no one wants to talk about it.

Eat a tasty meal today :D

God forbid a skinny guy uses a calorie tracker. They think I have an eating disorder.

I mixed stoicism and optimism like vodka and orange juice

If your representative isn't censured send them a letter asking why

I don't know what to do about it.