Please reevaluate your entire life if you are upset you couldn’t buy a Starbucks bear cup today.

Boots: maybe my favorite show that I’ve watched this year?

Had to tell the guy working at the coffee shop the book I’m reading is called Raw Dog twice today lol thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social 🙏🏼 (I am very much enjoying it and he said he is going to recommend it to his sister for her group chat with her friends that “is strictly about hot dogs”)

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When I get into bed and immediately realize I forgot to put my mouth guard in and have to go get it 🙂

I really feel I was put on this earth to be an aunt 😌

When my package goes to Pennsylvania from Missouri WHEN MISSOURI IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ILLINOIS. Why are we doing a world tour for a necklace 😭

The boys on this season of Love Island SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

The Love Island USA producers after seeing the entire internet ship Nic and Olandria

Episodes of Love Island like tonight’s ARE WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT.

Every single week there is a new influencer who is “trying to find to find the best burger in Chicago.” ENOUGH ALREADY.

Every time I watch a new season of Love Island I’m reminded of how much I freaking LOVE Love Island 😅

Love Island is airing again, I am alive again.

The number of people who have their dogs 🦶🏼 out at the airport is icky

#Sinners had me in tears at the end ngl

Extracted has to be one of the most frustrating reality shows I’ve ever watched lol

Terrible design at work

Do you really have to ask?

Every brand this year for April 1: “Let’s act like we’re releasing pickle-flavored _______________!”

Jaboukie on Abbott Elementary, LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Did anyone else not know DK was dating Normani until right now? 😅

Aaron Rodgers is such a horrible, disgusting person. Would never root for him or a Seahawks team with him on it.

Oh! #Seahawks

Is there a single person who thinks political fundraising text messages do more good than harm to Democrats?

Not Tyler 😭😭😭😭😭 #Seahawks

I absolutely adore Bowen Yang #Oscars

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

GABBY LIVES!!!!!!!! #TheTraitors

Danielle please gtfo of my face #TheTraitors

Chrishell you are so dumb!!! #TheTraitors

Not mad at any of the Grammy’s winners this year for once.

the best part about this episode was gabby’s chunky knit cardigan like. #thetraitors #thetraitorsus

This season’s cast is literally so dumb #TheTraitors

Do I have Super Bowl plans this year? Yes

The only time I turn off DND on my phone is when I’m waiting for my Uber Eats deliveries.

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

I text my cousin asking for a photo of my baby niece every day lol

Chicago sunrises go so hard

This new season of #SinglesInferno has me kicking my feet already omg 🤭

He looks like someone who would roofie you

I’m gonna read so many books once TikTok is banned.

I love how everyone in Chicago just collectively decided to not use their blinkers today.

Alaska is always like, “We’ll give you one single penny and a pat on the back if you switch your flight to a completely different time of day five days later. You’re welcome btw!”

Sometimes the thought of having to make lunch to bring into the office makes me want to die, to be frank.

@cta4j.app @lbku.net was able to catch the Holiday Train out my window tonight thanks to you! Made my week 🙏🏼

I’m sorry but Raising Cane’s is so good it was worth making my whole train car smell like chicken tenders during rush hour

What’s worse, putting on a fitted sheet or a duvet cover?