The Eagles have a Super Bowl defense if the offense could ever get out of its own way.

My wife and I attended a wedding where half the people got covid. We did not. We attended an Xmas Eve party where half the people got the flu. We did not. We may be the mask-wearing weirdoes, but we're also the ones who aren't spending the holidays sick in bed.

If they're designed to sink and send the navy into bankruptcy, then it would be an apt name for the class.

He wants to build a new class of a ship that has been obsolete for decades. Seems about right.

I was wondering if they'd be stupid enough to do that. I should have known.

Everything good they want to destroy is going to be because of "national security." www.npr.org/2025/12/22/g...

All I want for Christmas is the headline.

This is so bush league but entirely predictable. I'm only surprised they didn't release a bunch of AI generated photos of all the people he hates with 6 fingers and three legs and crap like that.

Division accomplished, but that game had the vibe of one of those vintage Eagles blown games against lesser competition until Mariota went down. They need to get their act together. BTW, I kinda hope they do end up banning the tush push at this point so Sirianni/Patullo stop calling the damn thing.

I don't care what your politics are, this is trash. This is embarrassingly childish. And our tax dollars paid for it.

He somehow managed to surpass even the lowest of expectations I had for how he'd react to this. Just an absolute horror of a human being, as is anyone who continues to support him.

No Doctor Who Xmas special this year, so I made my own in my home office winter village featuring Rose Tyler standing in front of the TARDIS.

I have not been able to get enough of this video since being turned onto it. The studio version was already wild but this is downright insane; one of the best things I've ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxS...

So now even certain fonts are enemies of the people. Just another day in the stupidest timeline ever.

If any other 79-year-old man sat on his front porch and shouted this screed word for word, the neighbors would be calling the police to do a wellness check.

I'm guessing Grok wasn't one of them.

Literally nobody is going to come to this country anymore. If I were in an industry that relies on foreign tourism I'd be looking for a new job. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Fun fact: the Eagles are 8-1 when Barkley has 14+ carries and 0-5 when Hurts has 33+ pass attempts. So naturally, Patullo only called 7 rushes for Barkley in the second half and overtime last night.

A lot of worse things to criticize tonight, but what kind of moron chooses to kick in overtime when possessions are at a premium?

I can't think of a bigger indictment of the American education system than the fact that voters put this psychotic imbecile in the White House TWICE.

The first reporter he berates who says "fuck my job," gives him the finger, tells him to go fuck himself, and storms out, will be a national hero.

Just finished watching Ken Burns' "The American Revolution" and came away depressed knowing that the republic so many fought and died for is being systematically annihilated by this fascist regime.

It seems even he has grown bored with the recurring ritual of his sycophantic cabinet publicly fellating him.

In an era of insanity, I still didn't have "President of the United States accuses former first lady of illegal pardons eight years after she left the White House" on my bingo card.

Who knew that filling your cabinet with the people you most recently saw on TV would turn out to be an unsound governing strategy?

For Eagles fans, he'll always be the one who got away because Roseman thought he was just a possession receiver. Is Reagor even still in the league?

It's beginning to look a lot like 2023. #Eagles

I think it's highly likely considering that he still believes asylum seekers come from insane asylums.

My dog does the same thing, though his small body can't jump quite as high.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, but they have to leave in teleporting, levitating, and unlimited conjurable creatures.

Or even half of them!

My favorite new song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=61I4...

So you're not going to fix the most glaring problem. Got it. www.inquirer.com/eagles/siria...

One of the worst Eagles losses in franchise history. At this point it's coaching malpractice to continue allowing Patullo to call plays.

That Republicans suck is a given, but fuck every Democrat who voted for this. So they're now against all of the social programs and safety nets they've supposedly been fighting for all this time?

He's not lying. I just uncovered this exclusive footage of how they're getting the cows across the border...

I wish we lived in a land where if journalists heard the president call one of their colleges "piggy" or suggest another of their colleagues, who was butchered for what he wrote, in some way had it coming, they would close their laptops, leave as soon as possible, and ask to be reassigned.

I'm reminded of the tacky homes owned by some of the mobsters on the show "Gomorrah."

I thought he was starting to find his stride but the last two weeks have been brutal.

I guess that means Bondi and Patel's minions have completed their work on "Operation Replace Trump with Random Democrat" in all existing files...

It’s really tough for Republicans when they discover that they also have to live in the same world they force us to live in

Bondi has spent the week answering the question, "How corrupt and morally bankrupt do you have to be to make Lauren Boebert look good in comparison?"

I had no idea who he was when I saw him on the Daily Show over the summer, but I remember thinking during the interview, "This guy kinda sucks." Everything I've read/heard about him since has only reinforced that first impression.

Has any other professional sports team ever had two guys retire and one guy unretire in the middle of the same season? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/eag...

Why are there no more key plays for YouTube TV sports games? Does Disney own that, too?

Standing up to a tyrant - who is willing to impose pain as leverage to compel loyalty or acquiescence - is hard. You can convince yourself that yielding stops the pain and brings you back to "normal". But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.

Fubo is going to be getting a lot of new sign-ups in the Philly area today. Just started my free trial. www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...

You can always count on Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I loathe NHL regular season overtime. One team can dominate the entire game and then lose when it becomes a 3 on 3 glorified video game. And then there's the shootout: like deciding a baseball game with a home run derby or a basketball game with a slam dunk competition.

The two seconds of concern he tried to feign fried his circuits and sent him into standby mode.