Hibernating for the weekend to avoid fomo 😅

Calfurry 2026 is only 4 months away, and we can't wait to see you at our Midway! If you haven't registered yet, this is a great time to do so! You'll save yourself time when you arrive in September by simply picking up your badge instead of doing the reg process in person! www.calfurry.ca/reg

C'mere, I need back scritches and postive affirmations

ngl after the week I've had i just kinda need someone to destroy me idk #nsfw?

That direct is certainly something The models are so weird

Check on your local Canucks fan rn and make sure they're okay

AIN'T NO WAY THE LEAFS WON THAT WHAT THE FUCK

I singlehandly want to beat the hell out of whoever decided that trying to save a PNG, when I see the link IS A PNG, should result in trying to save it as a WEBP file. It's aggravating

You caught your roommate going through your jocks again... maybe teasing him like this will (probably not) teach him a lesson 🥴💜🦊 #nsfw

You caught your roommate going through your jocks again... maybe teasing him like this will (probably not) teach him a lesson 🥴💜🦊 #nsfw

If nobody got me I know the 24 pack of original Sapporo Ichiban from Costco got me

NICE

Going from watching the Habs game to this is straight up whiplash

Parents just sent me this from their Czechia vacation and it is so incredibly based

NO FLORIDA TEAMS IN THE FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 7 YEARS! WE'RE FREE

HAHAHAAAAA

Habs are pissing me off so bad right now lmao this is BRUTAL

Deeply unserious franchise

Green tribe is a disaster rn sobbbbb

Made an entire (fictional) Survivor cast in Tomodachi Life! Gonna run brantsteeles like this more often

It's gonna be weird to not go to FWA after two years of it, but at least that's an extra vacation day saved for later this year 😭 Weirder than anything to not have attended a bigger con for a whole year, hopefully I can in the next couple of years if **that** happens

Managed to get out for a walk today! Finally nice enough out, and my knee has completely healed so I didn't feel anything out of sorts. Hopefully it sticks

Ooogh I made so much chicken gnocchi soup...

He WOULD be excited to be gifted another jockstrap

Elections Alberta failed this province so fucking badly it's actually insane

Man I hate it when I bite into my fried chicken and it's not chicken, it's ice cream

Get in loser we're going to Hollywood‼️‼️

"But Maple didn't you already do a sniff check this week" hey, don't tell me how to do my job, now hold still 🦊

"But Maple didn't you already do a sniff check this week" hey, don't tell me how to do my job, now hold still 🦊

PLAY LA BAMBA

What a start holy moly

ARMED WITH TWISTED TEA AND READY TO GO CMONNN OILERS

I haven't had indian food in weeks, I need to fix that this week

As someone who grew up with SN Pacific, I would often catch Canucks games and get to hear a lot of Garrett's analysis. He was a pillar for Canucks fans and western Canadian viewers. This was so sudden and it sucks, RIP Cheech 😓

Guess who's going to watch the Oilers try to save their season at Rogers Place tomorrow 🦊💜‼️

Bro don't just sit there TAKE COVER 🦊😭

Bro don't just sit there TAKE COVER 🦊😭

YESSSSSS

Ullmark should be allowed to beat the shit out of his teammates, what a putrid series from Ottawa

Man oh man, I sure am exicted to be on my sixth winter 🫠😭 April's almost over and I haven't had more than 2 days in a row of spring temperatures

Fine, I'll admit it I really like the new Oliver Tree album 😭

Update on this, I'm healing up relatively well! Not going to get into specifics but my knee should be healed up in about 4-6 days from now 💜

BlueCo and Rosenior out, jesus, what has Chelsea become man

Holy cow what a comeback by Buffalo

evergreen jon bois moment Habs/Lightning is incredible rn

Just had 80ml of fluid removed from my knee at the hospital this morning, how's your morning going 💀

BEAUTIFUL. SHOWSTOPPING. STUNNING.

High af with chinese food and watching Paprika for the first time 😌

#nsfw #irlnsfw pink really is my colour, huh 🦊

This is my yearly reminder that if you're considering getting into hockey or are interested in learning more about it, watch the NHL playoffs. Truly the most adrenaline pumping playoffs out there and this year should be a good one! 🦊