the one piece… is real!

rewatching fargo and damn. These first 3 seasons are soooo good.

Ope, ate a whole bag of doritos. At least it was european size.

Ayyyy I might have a room starting in march on a six month lease. But it might be rented before I am back in Portland. At least there is hope.

applying to jobs is such a tiresome job

would be nice if my parent were just like “sorry the PhD did not work out, sure it is for the best” and not “I don’t see why you did not find a way to make it work” the vibe to my six months of mental hell here.

✨ hot dog ate ✨

I hate that I learned the secret to gotland life by befriending the gays with cars and going on adventures two weeks before I depart

brb regulating my nervous system

11 days left in sweden and it’s like 🧍🏼‍♀️

explaining to swedes that their ranch is not american ranch and that’s why cool ranch doritos are called “cool american flavor” over here.

I have to come up with a new online handle now that I have bailed on archaeology. No more archaeolivia. Who will I be next?

thinking about her

I hope by april I have a desk again and can utilize my schitt stack and hd 650s to their fullest. I need to listen to hi-fi tunes!!!!

on the entire island of gotland there is a single pair of size 47 ice skates for rent and that hits a very specific gender dysphoria nail right on the head

I have been considering the switch to qobuz, but I got a year of apple music at student discount I gotta milk.

I love adventure time, the world my feel awful right now but I can lay in bed and watch tales from the land of ooo to soothe my soul

ope, I went to get a lil snack and it turned into a extra large quesadilla. This is what I get for being a mega hottie with an awesome bod.

You know you’re cooked when you go to a museum full of amazing artifacts and you feel nothing My spark completely dying for cultural heritage is so sad, I hope I have passion for something again 😭

fuck the sea is wavy today

It’s so weird being in europe rn. Like the sentiment that the USA is at deaths door, that we won’t have an election again, that trade and cooperation with the USA are done are like so commonplace now. It’s wild how much damage has been done to the international image of America in the past months.

I hate linkedin

fuck why do I have to catch a ferry at 7 am 😭😭😭

Iron Lung was a pretty dope, Markiplier you absolute mad lad

Job hunting is scary cause I want to live in portland but the shitty job market has me looking into seattle as well.

hahaha, all the jobs with titles that match my skills directly I’ve applied to in Portland. Time to figure out out how to stretch myself into new fields.

18 hour travel adventure to get a crown reattached tomorrow. Don’t romanticize life on a remote island folks. It sucks lol.

The tv show Fargo is incredible because it somehow makes me long for the midwest in a weird way.

I plead to the great shrimp up in the sky for divine intervention

My brain is like what is a job, can I do a job? May I have a job? Do I have skills? Do I even have any interests? Can I survive? Can I crawl into a cave and die like an old sick animal?

my sleep schedule is so fucked rn. Luckily I move to a time zone 9 away away in 16 days and can fuck it up even more.

playing the nyt crossplay with the homie and I played “urinates” and got 70 points and got to drop a “go piss they” in the chat.

i bet getting hit with the five point palm exploding heart technique feels just like chewing five gum

rewatching kill bill vol 2 and I had a flashback of me pretending to do the coffin escape thing as a kid when I was buried under covers

watching sopranos and imagining what it would be like to eat some cured meats rn

I need to get on the queue for my vaginification once I return to america

I found the juiciest marbles

season 1 of adventure time is like a different show

adventure time and wings nom nom nom

climbed with socks today and ngl I kinda liked it 🙈

Love that my fucked up career background gets me auto-rejected via the ATS even when I tailor the resume and am fully qualified. Archaeology degrees are so valuable /s

Looking for job with the working hours of punxsutawney phil

three weeks until I am back in the US and I have no fucking idea what I am doing 🥲

sneezing fit activated

can someone pay me $25/hour to watch movies?

whose trapped on an island for 3 more weeks and got diagnosed with adjustment disorder and existential and identity burnout? This gal.

Applied to a company I have applied and interviewed at multiple times again. Let’s see if the nth time is the charm.

America maybe full of fascism but this girl is excited to drink a yerbe mate in 3 weeks.

yo, TMZ calling the US a dictatorship is wild to see. Like the celebrity tabloid is just like shit dawg we are in full fascism. Time to start punching at the regime.

wearing my mouth guard to bed cause I am sexy and don’t fear the unpredictable vivid dreams it causes me