Corn maze season is almost here CORN MAZE SEASONNNN

If I have to see old men’s nipples poke through their stupid little golf shirts, you can deal with the faint outline of mine through a tshirt.

Which of my mental health diagnoses is responsible for me feeling the need to be “a pleasure to have in class” in every situation?

Wait, not everyone cleans up broken glass with a piece of bread? Is this an Appalachian thing?

My horror movie watch starts September 1, what needs to be on my list?

If this doesn't get you to listen to Oddity Roadshow. I don't know what will. This baby is from our most recent episode with @ashleymayking.bsky.social and I love her. She Baby Emma. She crawls in a lot of different ways. Thanks to @fibbermcgee.bsky.social for the amazing fan art.

I did that thing where I forgot I had this account again, oops. Uhh did I miss anything?

Pssst, if you find yourself at @theatlantaopera.bsky.social keep an eye out for the demo of the game I designed, “Forging a Hero: Siegfried.” ⚔️ Available for digital download next Friday. 👀

Happy GenCon event submission deadline to all who celebrate. 🙏

Desperately need to run more paid games so I can buy more cursed objects off of Facebook marketplace.

We always long for the things that hurt us the most (flamin’ hot cheetos).

Teaching my cat to play fetch has resulted in waking up to a pile of toys stacked by my hand every morning.

The eccentric aristocracy just doesn’t fund artists like they used to. Please someone sponsor me to live in a lighthouse for a month so I can go just a little insane and finish this story I’m writing.

Being a horror GM basically

Why do we love horror? Or fear it? I’m researching horror media and mental health, and I’d love your input in this short, anonymous survey. Take a few minutes to share your thoughts! 🔗 forms.gle/DeqaKmkCZosC4EaN8

Girls don’t want boys, girls want Monstrorum Historia Memorabilis by Johannes Schenk von Grafenberg.

Did you pretend to be possessed as a kid to scare your friends or were you, like, normal?

Why are the last 10 steps from my car to my front door so hard to take after an outing? I want to go to bed, I want my pajamas, I want a little snack even but I’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes.

I just ran a game so I get a little rot time, as a treat.

Fuck it, time to bring back twee fashion.

My favorite category of outfits is “still hot despite my best efforts.”

My Spotify DJ has no idea what I’m into.

Last night, I started my first ever slow clap. I think I’ve peaked.

It’s not that I don’t like you, Bluesky, it’s just I never developed object permanence.

Are we still over here?

Exhausted and excited in equal parts

I’m actually ecstatic to be waking up at 5am tomorrow because I’ll be ON MY WAY TO GEN CONNN 😭🙌

⭕️ artificer ✅ barbarian ✅ bard ⭕️ cleric ⭕️ druid ✅ fighter ⭕️ monk ✅ paladin ✅ ranger ✅ rogue ✅ sorcerer ✅ warlock ⭕️ wizard Druid has been on my to-do list for a while 🤔

Feels like I’m on the edge of an IRL level up

It can’t actually be called skeeting… right?