I hate mother's day 💔

My bones hurt.

Yeah, don't watch movies with me, I'm insufferable.

Trees are at it again 🙈

Watching Evil Dead (2013) So far, Chekhov's Electric Carving Knife

Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon. - that's a rock fact 🪨

My allergies are so bad. If anyone needs me I'll be crying in bed.

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Please, do not take your unvaccinated children around anyone with measles. Measles has the highest R0 (basically, contagiousness) of any disease ever documented, with a fatality rate of 0.3% (3 in every 1,000) and 1 in every 5 cases needing hospitalization. Do not FAFO

A thing I wish more people knew is that measles is basically the most contagious disease in the world

Just me at the gas station dressed as a clown being pointed at by a child excitedly yelling "Halloween costume, Halloween costume!"

Let’s celebrate Valloween together this month 💖 Indy Dates out now!

Gonna be a killer show, come 🍈🍈 👀

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

She picked you a flower

Cast: AiJaye Finessé Divina Duven Vera Vanderwoude St. Clair Ava Morningstar 21+ | $5 | 9pm

Car has been rescued, Koffin Kats have been seen, time to go to bed. 🫠

When you lock your key fob in your fucking car 😭

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally? Cosima is perfect for this.

I've forgotten what it was like to breathe normally, I hate my sinuses.

Remember kids, punching Nazis never goes out of style!

I would really like my sinuses to stop being jerks. Please, I have things to do. 🥹

Getting too old for this shit.