A brief exploration of romance within shortform poetry and Magic. #Vorthos #Poetry #MTG open.substack.com/pub/mtgcriti...

madison and milwaukee friends, I find myself without a place to go for a thanksgiving dinner this week. If you've got room for a me, please lmk.💜

you ever dance with the concept of gender in the pale moonlight?

You show me a fisherman and I'll show you a sinner

Here's some engagement bait, magic friends. What's your favorite tutor? If you hate tutors, what's your favorite disruption for them?

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices. If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

WotC Struggles to find New Content Creators after RFK Jr "Cures" Autism commandersherald.com/wotc-struggl...

*spits chew into an empty beer can* "you're all shit and no post, bud"

On my way to FYB (fix your bicycle)

I find it curious that Ho-Oh, the legendary phoenix pokemon, a symbol of resurrection and reincarnation, shares its name with what looks like two hydroxyl groups...hmm, interesting.

"I used to be a Grungler myself, Until I took a suppressor to my T"

I am 9 cuts away from building my first Clover deck, very excited to play this format for the first time! Since the card pool is so unique, it has reignited my passion for brewing again.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Restaurants aren’t just where you grab a meal. They’re where stories are shared, friendships are built, and communities take shape.

the new york times relies on its immensely popular games to both drive subscriptions AND generate ad revenue from non-paying subscribers. stop playing wordle, even if it's free.

Just fuckin not about existing today...

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake.

Maybe neurodivergent

Tonight. I make this offering to the Midnight Council. Little guys...on playmats. Go inkmats.com/products/3-f...

Who up thrumming their stone?

Just got the most @commandzoe.bsky.social coded targeted add on FB.

Weekly reminder that my Commissions are open. Feel free to check the pinned post for custom pricing, I also have completed pieces on my KoFi and merch on my Redbubble (link in bio) Everything goes to staying afloat until I land a job. DMs are open! #art #commissionsopen #mtgcommunity

Is there a grungler parallel for cis bi women, who hang out with Trans men, a "grungl-her" , if you will.

As a costume procrastinator, I feel like I've won now that i'm fully in my "just get animal ears and a dress" arc.

Bello and everything being elementals

The Packers just saved me from having one of the worst sporting weeks as a fan of my life

This is absolutely bonkers 8-6-2

If you see this, quote your favorite Pokemon! (Wrong answers only)

Girls, know your worth

Explain your username: I like Archive Trap

Been missing those from the garden cooking videos and my thoughts on Magic? We got them both in one place for you now @playedh.bsky.social Enjoy some smokey, spicy charred cabbage and have a read. If you make the recipe, tag me and I might have something for you 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6h5...

Halo multiplayer announcer voice as i up my HRT this morning: "Double pill"

Hey friends! Did you know that you, too, could look this HOT?! All you gotta do is nab a shirt of your choice at this link: www.redbubble.com/people/MtGCr... #mtg #fanart #commissionsopen Hotties(photo credit): @thetylerbucks.bsky.social and @ryan.wubrgsky.org

I would love to offer goods in exchange for financial compensation. So here are some ways to do just that. You: Get the Goods. Me: Pays Bills. Robots+Commissions: ko-fi.com/mtgcritical Prints+Apparel: www.redbubble.com/people/MtGCr... Cards+Peripherals: magicjank.com?aff=mtgcriti... Share 👉👈

REAL,,, - dashare.zone ADMIN

Post you from a different era Y'all wanna see one of my senior pictures. If they do before and afters at our 20 year reunion it's gonna be wild 😂

anyone want to give me like 50-100 in exchange for nudes or something? I've had to take multiple 80+ dollar ubers over the past 2 days plus eat at the airport, and buy a new mobile charger, and none of it was budgeted for. This offer stands for as long as people want it I'm just trying to get home.

I'm gonna do it even more now

I finally have them, it's real! Tomorrow I begin.

Dear wotc, next time ur planning cons for the year can u pick a less bigoted city? Im so tired of all the sirs, mockery, and outright hostility while im serving so much cunt. Try philly or seattle maybe? Xoxo, Sir Zoe the Hot

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Kinda transphobic that estradiol doesn't work like that wonka candy that turned a bitch into a blueberry

@magic.wizards.com why not a Futurama crossover?

BREAKING!: Wizards of the Coast to classify Tylenol as performance enhancing drug.

Politicians and rich people only condemn violence as "political" when it kills someone rich and famous. When trans people are targeted for violence by the state or by right wing influencers, when immigrants are racially profiles and put in camps, when protestors are brutalized, that's just normal.

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

Got my ServSafe certificate so when i serve cunt it wont make you sick.