Tomlin started with the Steelers the same month I started as a lawyer.

Stroud is throwing for content and the Steelers aren't really going to do anything about it

My mental state depends on a mercurial 42 year old's mind and body giving a crap. This is fine.

Imagine if your friends told you to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, but every episode you caught was a Troi's Mom episode. Instead of your friends admitting that episode was bad they tell you it was great and you don't know good television. That's the Justin Herbert Experience.

The Herbert Apologists are in shambles.

"Who from Indiana can the Steelers draft?"- Mom "I think everyone on the team is my age."- Me

Yeah, this is great Indiana, but doing this against a B1G team isn't anything like going against #GodsConference.

Indiana found themselves swimming in a money pool and thought, "what if we spend this on our football team?"

Indiana is run by a Yinzer and funded by a Yinzer. In hoc signo vinces.

Did not bet on Indiana beating that ass.

Teams the SEC can beat in bowl season: -Other SEC teams -Tulane -Team whose head coach is in lockup

Look, you get Miami outside of the car shredder that is the ACC and no one can handle their speed, especially not an inferior team from a broke-boy school whose coach didn't think they were good enough to win a title.

Today in court, had a client charged with speeding and smoking marijuana while driving. Officer testifies he smelled weed, saw a blunt, and a cloud floated out the window when my lady rolled it down. No biggie here, client acknowledged all this.

Kept a client out of jail despite her best efforts. I need a beer.

Huh weird the Ravens perfect organization that never makes a mistake is firing their head coach.

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF DEATH?

Me for the entire 4th quarter:

Losing to Pete Golding is a fireable offense.

He was open, and then he was closed.

Should have been a facemask call on the receiver as well.

Bront would never have gone for it there, Georgia. You know what you need to do.

Weird how things turned for the SEC once paying players became legal. Total coincidence.

OU threw to avoid Indiana. Strategery.

Fernando, you need to look bad to throw the Raiders off from ruining you.

Damn the math, just punt and play defense like Bear intended.

Had a traditional New Year's dinner planned to eat at halftime but Wife and Kid are coming home tomorrow so I'm saving it for then as to not make it twice. Wings it is then.

Can I pay Mike to be my hype man in court?

Virginia Tech wins 9 games at a minimum in the B1G.

AYE SEE SEE AYE SEE SEE

You got beat by a bubble screen on 3rd and 4. Ohio State, you have to walk home, I don't make the rules.

Also does Ryan Day uses magic marker or black dye on his goatee?

Jeremiah Smith- good at the footballs?

Due to the weather in Pittsburgh Wife and Kid are coming home Friday instead of tomorrow. An extra day of being a degen is never bad.

Ohio State decided to start trying.

Look, playing against that B1G schedule just doesn't prepare a team for ACC Speed

Weird for the Pens to not be the most deeply unserious team on the ice.

With the wife out of town I have to do something I haven't since I was single- play a game of Find The Smell In The Refrigerator.

Gonna be epic when the Pens somehow blow this lead.

The Chargers line is so bad this might actually not be Herbo's fault.

Remember that time Clemson was supposed to be good this year?

Wife and Kid are out of town. Should dinner tonight be 1) pizza, 2) wings, or 3) yes?

All done.

x.com/bepryor/stat... I know @senorblanxo.bsky.social would never let a client wear a backwards hat to a press conference.

Lions should consider not committing offensive pass interference. /runs

Sadly DK would consider the fan questioning how much he can bench a slur

Rodgers gets aroused by asking questions about vaccines and pulling off bullshit plays against the Lions.

You know what's better than watching football? Watching football with a Master Sword.

JMU's still twitching, Ducks. Keep kicking them.

Oregon would be down 3 scores if the committee weren't afraid of Duke.

The last time JMU was beaten this badly was when they were in Rockingham Correctional.