Saying a man is dl because he beats woman is wild there is no one more violent to women (and the rest of the world) than a fully straight man pls be fr

I was gone say not be alive but I’m getting yellow Wendy’s

If you black and I call you auntie and you gotta problem with it.. you aint nevaaa gotta worry about me again ima act like you don’t exist cause why am I not your niece?!!???! That’s fake ion like that

I’ve always believed “ash it before you pass it” but the ash just blew in my eye so ASH IT BEFORE YOU PASS IT

The problem is… this wouldn’t move me if it was real idgaf

I feel like shit.. but ima always smoke no matter what

At this pizza place where this dude spun the pizza and it hit him in the face… throw it away start tf over

Apartment complaints are interesting cause some people be bullshitting but sometimes them folks just be living in they homes…

I hate yellow shea butter that shit have you leaving stains like a lemonhead

Whoever started calling it aave is the reason for everything cause ebonics was ghetto.. they ain’t like that aave too inviting

I love a cold gin jarrel

Idk if I don’t like my brothers more as brothers or as men but at least I never had to guess what I don’t like about those people

Putting white people on black sky is one thing… but white PORN?????!?!!!??!??!

I wasn’t supposed to say I hope chick fil a don’t hire me but I did. they haven’t emailed me today so they obviously didn’t and Im glad cause I did NAWT want to work there

This hotel I applied to pay front desk more than housekeepers (which front desk deserve it plus more especially since that’s what I applied for) but housekeepers literally deserve way more.. like waaayyyy more

I grew up not knowing which one I liked better

When I watched when they see us I couldn’t wait for the day I forgot it.. today is that day. Never thought I’d love having a bad memory

Me at my interview the other day

Texas, New York and California they alwayyysssss going through some shit

Mfs on social media be mean as hell begging for money “you broke ass bitches ain’t got $50??” like damn

I use to hateeee raw onions, garlic and banana peppers now I can’t eat a sandwich without them (the banana peppers were mushy im so sad but the sandwich was still 🤌🏽)

I hate a girl like Jane from criminal minds

I been smoking for a bit and my lips never turned black. They’re brown cause ofc I’m black but I’ve always loved that. I never wanted them pink

They should be allowed to kill him

I wanna read catcher in the rye to see why it’s a “beloved book of psychopaths” but I keep procrastinating cause I don’t actually care why

Gary Owens

Reading the raven because of treehouse of horror

I asked google when was the first time someone went to space cause I learned a random fact about the ISS and AI said Yuri Gagarin wasn’t the first person to go to space.. a dog was.. ion like that

I love being a Black girl!

Eating bacon and grits like chips and dip >>>>

Just learned that asterisk comes from a Greek word (asteriskos) meaning little star and I think that’s cute as hell

The last post got me listening to switch catalog and they reeeaalllllyyy don’t have a bad song

Dru hill, the temptations, big time rush, JE, and switch

I start to lose my mind when I don’t have vegetables fr like I’m going crazy I need a cold, CRUNCHY ass vegetable right now

Watching criminal minds and they said a 10 year old boy was 4’7…. My grown ass is 4 fucking 11

I barely listen to new shit but I’m like “lemme go listen” girl never the fuck mind

They disappeared for a while I was wondering if they was coming back

It’s interesting to see y’all confused on being blocked by people when I blocked somebody for using “am” in place of “I’m”

Flat iron heat

The way I be talking to myself… yea

Never thought I would root for big pharma

I miss the clear bag of hot fries