Breaking News: Trump makes Rep. Troy Nehls jump 3 feet high and scratch his head all the way to hell.

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Leaked MRI confirms a suspicion: Trump has shit for brains. You can't argue with medical evidence...

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11 MILLION LATINOS FUCKED THEMSELVES—AND YOU—IN THE ASS: 2.4M DOMINICANS in US 290k voted for Trump 38k deported Fresh Caribbean meat for Uganda. How you like Trump now?

11 MILLION LATINOS FUCKED THEMSELVES—AND YOU—IN THE ASS: 750k VENEZUELANS in US 250K voted for Tump 75k deported (238 to El Salvador) 175k are hiding from ICE Triste, not triste. Trump revokes Biden-era protections You chingaste tu culo! Welcome to Eswatini. Don't pet the scorpions.

11 MILLION LATINOS FUCKED THEMSELVES--AND YOU--IN THE ASS: 2.4M CUBANS in US 750k voted for Trump 35k deported (the blacks & browns) 700k+ Cubans trying to pass for white Los 3 de la Habana led the charge. Today they're broke-butt, enjoying the Caribbean sun from a Guantanamo Bay cell. So Sad!

In 2024 your tweets pinned democracy down while twitter butt-fucked it In 2025 twitter thanked you by making the biggest ass hole on earth a trillionaire In 2026 you can redeem yourself --kill twitter --campaign for dems If not: In 2027 you can't vote In 2028 you're in the cult or dead

Casanova McBoner is Trump. You saw it here first.

Leaked videos show Trump in incriminating situations: CNN: Mr president, can you comment on the Epstein videos? Trump: That's all Soros' daughter—Sora 2—deepfakes CNN: What about the emails verifying everything revealed in the videos? Trump: Radical Dems on ChatGPT CNN: Yeah...that tracks.

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MTG 5-Year Plot Arc: Jan 3, 2021 MTG sworn in Jan 5, 2021 MTG meets White House coup conspirators Jan 6. 2021 MTG tweets "1776" plants pipe bombs Jan 5, 2026 MTG resigns Jan 6, 2026 Coup-related statutes of limitation expire Jan 7, 2026 MTG flips and rats out Trump conspiracy

--Live from the U.S. Embassy in the Bahamas-- Herschel Walker makes a stunning revelation: "Yes, it's me. I am Bubba. He blew me. I fucked him in the ass and came in his mouth. too.. Then I sold the pictures to Putin."

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If Kamala won: Expand Child Tax Credit Give first-time buyers $25k Improved ACA No ICE snatching people Trump pay $450M to NY Trump pay $90M to E. Jean Carroll Trump sentenced on 34 felony count conviction No Trump $3B+ grift No 1M dead USAID recipients No cut to SNAP No fascism.

If Hillary won: in 2016 – No Gorsuch – No Kavanaugh – No Barrett – Roe still intact What a wonderful world this would be!

If Al Gore won in 2000: – Iraq War doesn’t happen – ISIS never forms – CO₂ peaks earlier – Citizens United never exists That's the timeline I wish I were on.

Are you still a TWEETER? Cat Turd smeared on your face? Were you Mueller-She-Stroked to a lousy ending? Bad news: Russian troll farms turned you into an —OBEDIENT BROOKLYN DOG— no bark, no bite, wagging your tail awaiting for orders. Don’t believe me? Ask Grok. Oh, and Elon doc'd you too!

Trump Tower Gambit: Leak damaging info before it drops: Don Jr leaked Russia emails minutes before the NYT published them Trump leaked the Ukraine “perfect call” memo before the whistleblower report hit Trump leaked 60 Minutes interview before it aired Pam Bondi-Nothing to see in Epstein files

We have all been here before: Bill Barr rewrote the Mueller Report before anyone could read it. You all fell for it.

This morning in the Oval Office. Trump is sad because he's losing at everything. Pam tries to lift his spirits.

Who flubbed it better.

Fox News freaks out over Trump inflation data.

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This question keeps nagging me: How could the “girl in the room for hours” be Virginia Giuffre if in 2011 she was 28yo, living in Australia, married with kids, and hadn’t seen Epstein in nearly a decade? The timeline makes it literally impossible. Whoever Epstein was talking about, it wasn’t her.

I ran it through translate. According to google "concha" is Caribbean slang for pussy "La fabulosa con la concha atras" Translates to: "the fabulous one with the pussy in the back"

DJT: I love this man. I love this hand. I suck these fingers. MBS: That’s the hand I wipe my ass with.

The DOJ investigating Democrats is SUPERIOR-LEVEL GENIUS! If someone’s under investigation, their documents can’t be released—so Clinton and the rest get shielded automatically. Trump’s docs aren’t protected… unless he opens an investigation on himself. PURE. SUPERIOR. LEVEL. GENIUS!

When asked if he was the Bubba that Trump blew, Bill Clinton said, ‘I wouldn’t let Trump suck my dick, not even with Melania’s lips.’

Rafael Cruz drops his first ad for president in 2028, and it’s bizarre.

Still talking about Epstein.

Stop. Please check my grammar: Was the clown in the Zorro costume sexed-trafficked to the clown at the center of the fart cloud by the pimp in the sky?

I have a few: Ephesians 6:5 “Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear...as you would obey Christ.” Colossians 3:22 “Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything” 1 Peter 2:18 “Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters… not only to the good and gentle, but also to the harsh.”

I have a nagging question? Did Bubba stick a cigar up Trump's ass as Trump blew him? If so, does Putin have that pic too?

TRUMP LIKES KILLING: During Trump’s 1st term he executed 13 inmates. So far, in his 2nd term, Trump has killed about 100 alleged drug dealers. TRUMP REALLY LIKES KILLING: How long before he starts killing perceived foes? Journalist? Bloggers? Tweeters? You? TRUMP REALLY, REALLY LIKES KILLING:

This Just In: Jeff Epstein and Bill Barr cause Lupus. This may shed light on why Bill killed Jeff.

Found in the Epstein files. Putin is Bubba. Here's proof. Search the Epstein Files Database for yourself. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

MTG: You know I used to love him, but it's all over now. Cardboard DJT: Yeah, baby — fluff me up. I’ve got a date with Cartoon J.D.

Can you pass the Cognitive Test? Which, in the picture below, is the: convicted felon child rapist career grifter? A. B. C. Extra points if you get them in the right order:

A week after her win in Arizona, @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social still has not been sworn in by Speaker Johnson

If you don’t think Delusional Don is crazy, you’re crazier than he is. Save yourself. Seek help.

July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimer constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the Fuhrer. Most took the new oath. Sounds familiar? # Pete Hegseth # Ted Cruz #Trump

At a meeting in Quantico The SoW Pete Hogsshit: "I'm depussyfying the military Queers out! Rapist alcoholics are all promoted"

Release the Epstein files!!!!